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Old 07-03-2006, 10:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Is This Mean?

At a press conference in London yesterday, Paul McCartney was asked if, in the light of his recent separation, he thought he would ever go down on one knee again.

He said he wasn't sure, but that he would prefer that the media refer to her as Heather...

Ithink its mean ... and friggin hilarious !!!!
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Old 07-04-2006, 01:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHA. That is great.

...and mean.
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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At a press conference in London yesterday, Paul McCartney was asked if, in the light of his recent separation, he thought he would ever go down on one knee again.

He said he wasn't sure, but that he would prefer that the media refer to her as Heather...

Ithink its mean ... and friggin hilarious !!!!
Someone explain. I didn't get it... refer to WHO as Heather?
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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HAhahahahah!!! Excellent!! Sir Paul just got knocked up a notch.
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Someone explain. I didn't get it... refer to WHO as Heather?
Going down on one knee was taken to mean "Going down on (having oral sex with) One Knee (a nickname)." He corrected them by explaining to her as Heather (instead of One Knee).
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Old 07-05-2006, 06:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LMAO that's just great.
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Old 07-05-2006, 06:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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[pedantic]Please note, this is only a joke. There was no such interview, and Paul McCartney did not say these words.[/pedantic]
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:08 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Jason726 ----> Heather is his ex wife ... who is an amputee (only got one leg) ... there in lies the "funny"
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