Bonus Vs. Penis - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Jack1.0 · 02-18-2006, 01:44 PM

What is the difference between a Bonus and a Penis?
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You can always count on your Significant Other to blow your Bonus.

gentlesoul43 · 02-19-2006, 08:22 AM

You can insult a man's bonus without getting punched in the face.

Most men will willingly offer their penis to a consenting woman.

A good bonus will get you laid, a good penis will get her to stay the night.

qweds · 02-19-2006, 06:21 PM

i believe this joke is actually from the office, or a card someone gets in the office.

whats the difference between your penis and your wages?

i can find you plenty of women who'll blow your wages.

SirLance · 02-21-2006, 03:29 PM

Very well put! Good one!

loganmule · 02-24-2006, 09:41 PM

good one, and lots of truth in it, at least in my experience (unfortunately)

02-18-2006, 01:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jack1.0 Tilted	Bonus Vs. Penis What is the difference between a Bonus and a Penis? . . . . . . . You can always count on your Significant Other to blow your Bonus. __________________ Jack1.0 ---------------------------------------------- I've learned to embrace my inner Geek. I haven't found anything else I'm good at.

02-19-2006, 06:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
qweds has been Location: Chicago	i believe this joke is actually from the office, or a card someone gets in the office. whats the difference between your penis and your wages? i can find you plenty of women who'll blow your wages. __________________ tim(mah)

02-21-2006, 03:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Very well put! Good one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-19-2006, 08:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
gentlesoul43 Tilted	You can insult a man's bonus without getting punched in the face. Most men will willingly offer their penis to a consenting woman. A good bonus will get you laid, a good penis will get her to stay the night.

02-24-2006, 09:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	good one, and lots of truth in it, at least in my experience (unfortunately)