Bonus Vs. Penis
 

What is the difference between a Bonus and a Penis?
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You can always count on your Significant Other to blow your Bonus.

You can insult a man's bonus without getting punched in the face.

Most men will willingly offer their penis to a consenting woman.

A good bonus will get you laid, a good penis will get her to stay the night.

i believe this joke is actually from the office, or a card someone gets in the office.

whats the difference between your penis and your wages?


i can find you plenty of women who'll blow your wages.

Very well put! Good one!

good one, and lots of truth in it, at least in my experience (unfortunately)