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LoganSnake · 02-17-2006, 06:44 AM

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively, "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys: ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool," says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers: TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men: ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...."

DJKDAWG · 02-17-2006, 07:16 AM

LOL I knew a married man was going to get ripped on but I didn't think about that. Loved it. Great post.

SirLance · 02-17-2006, 09:08 AM

Well, this married man is still using the 6 pack! Good joke!

Sweetpea · 02-17-2006, 10:16 AM

hehehehe

sweetpea

02-17-2006, 06:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Condoms A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively, "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys: ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool," says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers: TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men: ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...." __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

02-17-2006, 07:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
DJKDAWG Upright Location: Bottom of a Bottle	LOL I knew a married man was going to get ripped on but I didn't think about that. Loved it. Great post. __________________ He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

02-17-2006, 09:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Well, this married man is still using the 6 pack! Good joke! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-17-2006, 10:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
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