Post your favorite Rise of Nations Stories.

[Ballzor]

It was 2 vs 2. First guy drops, second guy, who was in the lead up to the modern age, decides he wants to play with his nukes. So he tosses one into my allies territory, and having to keep up with our agreement, I threw 3 into his weapon caches (missle silos, bunkers etc) and then sent in troops and ships to take his capital. He didnt know what hit him and promptly surrendered.
Next guy who was second best, gets bored and also surrenders. Horrible thing to do! but anyways, leaves Britain and I, Russia. So to make things speed up, we declare war on each other and seeing as how he had put everything into his navy. I just launched 10 nukes in a row at all of his cities, units, civilians, whatever. By the time I had finished the armageddon clock was at 2 and I wasnt going to end it there. I split my shock troops up in half, and island hopped to where he was at. By the time his troops reached my island, his capital was gone. Fun game, lets hear yours!

[Czernobog]

well, this was against the comp, so I dunno if it counts, but it was pretty funny.

I was playing as the mongols, don't remember what the comp was. I had kept harrassing it throughout the game, denying him resources, so that he couldn't advance. By the time the endgame came, I had Information Age troops tromping through his Mideval Age city.

STOMPED!

[Ballzor]

Just finished an online game very similar to that. It was 1 human, 1 drop and a computer on one team. And myself, the host, and a computer on the other. The map was a big circle with water in the center and an island inside that. By chance I was right next to the enemy computer. And online that equals rape if you arnt ready for it, so before I could get an army made, I was attacked. Scrambling and screaming for help from my other friend. I managed to destroy that raiding party. But as it turned out, the enemy human on the other team had also launched a raiding party. And neither of us were ready for it. He basically raped my allie host to drop out, surrounding me and the computer. Now the funny thing was towards the end. The enemy computer was launching attacks at modern age, while I was still in the gunpowder age. It was funny to see my single shots firing on m1 abrams and jets. Since it was the computer, I was actually able to hold him off long enough to get a big enough army to take one of his cities. But a las, the human enemy caught up to me, and I was raped from both sides. :P

[meepa]

Well this wasn't multiplayer, it was during the "take over the world" campaign against the comps. Anyway, at one point I managed to take out two capitals and I got a ton of tribute points for it. Well I knew which nation I wanted to take out next, but I wasn't at war with him yet. So I ended up buying like 6 territories in a row of us all the way up to his capital, and slowly moving my armies across, until I was next door and attacked

In one of my first games, the comp launched a raid on one of my farming villiages. I had just researched militia, and used it for the first time. It looked like all my farmers ducked down and picked up rifles from the wheat fields and fended off the attack. I was laughing so hard thinking, "Damn hicks with their guns!"

[Xell101]

Two hundred flame thrower men marching to the deaths of the enemy in the desert just seems so bad ass. Dude walking across the desert, in black, shooting fire, at other people. In a force of Two Hundred.