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you chicken shit you.........
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/me jumps....
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*headbangs*
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you scared the clothes right off my body!!!
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*touches self*
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/stares at Nancy's * ... nice
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Anyone seen my shirt?
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...*blushes and pulls her pants back up*
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Wait! Was that a dump??
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Fremen... stop looking at your room... you should have been looking at Nancy's screaming *
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we're not worthy...we're not worthy...
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*wishes Nancy would scream and get naked again...*
*seems to have missed it the first time.* |
*pulls down pants and shakes that thing*
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it's all about the ass...........
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*nods in an approvingly manner*
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*shakes his laffy taffy*
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*takes pictures of JJ's Taffy and doesn't Laffy*
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*wonders what a taffy and a laffy is*
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*hires Nancy 'cause shes Daffy*
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*wonders whether she should take that as a compliment or not*
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*wanders in for a peak, because Nancy is hot*
(plus I have no idea what was meant by the solitary *) |
*realizes that perhaps the purpose of this thread would've been more obvious had she put two *s in the title instead*
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*slaps my hand to my forehead in realization*
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*puts together a box of laffy taffy, chick-a-stix, grits, bosco, ovaltine, sanka, vernors, and rice-a-roni so Nancy can turly understand American cuisine*
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*doesn't know any of the above cuisine*
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*shakes head, now feeling sad that Nancy has never known the absolute bliss that is a mouthful of Rice-A-Roni*
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Wow, everyone's screaming and I haven't even posted yet.. Wonder what all the fuss is about!
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*pauses briefly to ruminate over the thread then shrugs and heads off to the fridge for a beer. Noticing how full the fridge is of delightful amber elixir, everyone is quickly furnished with said beverage and we set to wait*
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*finds his shirt under Nacny's bed*
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*Informs everyone that shaking one's laffy taffy can also be understood to mean the same thing as when the Beastie Boys sang, "Shake your rump-ah."*
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*has lived this beforehand
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*after indulging on previous said beverages,slowly starting to understand thread* *and also realizes.............it still is,.......all about the ass.* :thumbsup: |
*shakes my ass in the air like I just don't care, and all of civilization proceeds to collapse*
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*Came in to have a look, saw the Boogie man avatar, being such a kid, got scared and ran away*
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*thanks jumpinjesus for clearing that up*
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*asks The King if he's willing to give away his shirt*
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*gets ready to make some pølsehorn*
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*needs to ruminate*
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*will never eat laffy taffy again*
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Damn right :thumbsup: |
* Shakes head and wonders whether there ought to be a "Tilted A-Bit-Of-Sense forum"
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*scratches his laffy taffy* *gets hand sticky* :eek:
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*is pretty grossed out from fremen's last comment*
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*slowly wanders through thread while glancing from time to time at his broken wristwatch - sighing heavily from the knowledge that this thread will probably extend for many pages into an unguessable future*
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* Sculpts a laffy taffy replica of Nancy's ass
* Has upset tummy, as said replica looked good enough to eat * Further prolongs perhaps the most pointless thread ever witnessed |
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*and i might add,............you fuckers owe me now*
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*wonders why her ass keeps popping up in Nonsense*
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*notes that it's a beautiful ass and tells Nancy so*
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*stops by and looks around lost, then thinks to self, "Where's my beer?"
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Not like its a bad thing;) |
*hands Nancy his shirt*
Now I'm cold and my nipples are hard. |
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though yours is cute too, Nancy... ) :lol: |
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*pinches the King's nipples just for the hell of it*
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*tugs at Fly's tee and points out that she's not the only one who's a big fan of fly's ass and that he therefore should post it very soon*
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*scratches head* :confused: |
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I think he likes your ass :hmm: |
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hi.
is my ass cute, too or what? it's almost as hairy as fly's! ;) <img src="http://www.asiancollage.com/Europe/Aran%20Islands/images/inismeain%20donkey%20portrait.jpg"> |
*shift 8* *shift 8*
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[sarcasm]*thanks bern from the deepest regions of his heart*[sarcasm]
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I'm loving me some of Bernies hairy ass... Can I feed it?
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sure. i think the ass likes carrots or alfalfa.
just be sure NOT to feed flyman's ass... well... unless you're into that sort of thing... eep! :crazy: |
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*sets self on fire*
*ineffectually claws at the windows of this thread and screams as I am burned alive by the superheated temperatures within whilst horrified onlookers helplessly watch* *wishes everyone a good day* |
*wishes he was in the same zone as GH*
*wonders why he's not,with all the pot that he's indulged in* |
'ckin' rocks?
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*boinggggg*
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*waits impatiently to start celebrating J-day at 20:59 PM*
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j-lo's b-day?
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Come on no one cares about her any more :hmm: |
*i think J-day stands for .........joints man*
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*feels sad for everybody else who doesn't live in Denmark and get to celebrate Tuborg's annual launch of their Christmas brew Julebryg (Hence the name J-Day) and all it implies*
http://blog.kogj.dk/wp-content/julebryg.jpg http://polterabend.dk/images/bodypai...y_julebryg.jpg |
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*drinks said beer*
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*Wondering if Nancy would happen to have a sister? Living in the U.S.?
*Wanders off in disappointment. Edit: *Finds beer shelf empty and vows immediate 1:30am restock. |
*informs that she does have a sister indeed but that she's only a kid* - sorry cyrnel :p
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*vows that after work intoxication is a must*
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I guess he will just have to wait :D |
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*bumps thread and everybody else too*
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what was that? aftershock... |
*braces self in doorway, while cupping my balls*
/gotta protect my basketball & golfballs |
*wonders why there are so many *s *
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*makes it through 3 whole pages of a nonsense thread without seeing fly's ass*
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