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JadziaDax · 06-04-2003, 07:29 PM

Friend...

When you are sad ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry ass who made you sad.

When you are blue ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile ... I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared ... I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit your stupid whining.

When you are confused ... I will use little words to explain it to your dumbass.

When you are sick ... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall ... I will point and laugh myself silly.

This is my oath ... I pledge 'till the end.

Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend!

vermin · 06-05-2003, 05:31 AM

Addendum to above poem:

When you are happy ... I will bring you down by whining about my shit for a change.

rockogre · 06-05-2003, 07:17 AM

Excellent. Right on the money.

GSRIDER · 06-05-2003, 07:28 AM

*gently weeps*

oldbob · 06-05-2003, 06:30 PM

bangarang!

rogue49 · 06-05-2003, 06:30 PM

aww...that's sweet of you.

*sniff*

06-04-2003, 07:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Finally, a good, solid friendship poem... Friend... When you are sad ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry ass who made you sad. When you are blue ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile ... I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared ... I will rag on you about it every chance I get. When you are worried ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit your stupid whining. When you are confused ... I will use little words to explain it to your dumbass. When you are sick ... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall ... I will point and laugh myself silly. This is my oath ... I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

06-05-2003, 05:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Addendum to above poem: When you are happy ... I will bring you down by whining about my shit for a change. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-05-2003, 07:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Excellent. Right on the money. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

06-05-2003, 07:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	gently weeps __________________ No signature at this time.

06-05-2003, 06:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
oldbob Insane Location: Detroit	bangarang! __________________ children who refuse to brush will have inordinately bad breath.

06-05-2003, 06:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	aww...that's sweet of you. sniff