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Brewmaniac · 10-23-2005, 06:17 PM

hurricane survival kit...

Toilet Paper.........................................check

Bud Light..............................................check

Keystone Ice........................................check

Budweiser............................................check

Red Dog...............................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol............check

Piece of old door to float your Sweetie and booze on.............check

Next time let's all be more prepared. (See attached picture)

theguyondacouch · 10-23-2005, 06:22 PM

More reason why everyone should be required to own a canoe. And what are those things on the front right of the door?

shakran · 10-23-2005, 06:30 PM

looks like mustard and maybe a bag of carrots/tangerines/something orange to me. . .

cyrnel · 10-23-2005, 06:33 PM

"Now Billy-Wayne, you stop that dang wavin'! Those whirlybird po-leec jes wan our beer!"

theguyondacouch · 10-23-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by shakran

looks like mustard and maybe a bag of carrots/tangerines/something orange to me. . .

Ah now I see it.

maleficent · 10-24-2005, 05:17 AM

this amused me even more considering the signature...

Quote:

Life's too short to drink cheep beer!

Poppinjay · 10-24-2005, 10:19 AM

Ya'll got something agin haulin' yer stweetie on a door fulla beer? They's gonna sex it up on the door when the water goes down. It will fondly be remembered as the door what planted Bubba jr in her belly.

ngdawg · 10-24-2005, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by cyrnel

"Now Billy-Wayne, you stop that dang wavin'! Those whirlybird po-leec jes wan our beer!"

Funny you should choose that name...an ex's name is Billy-Wayne and lives in GA...but he's handsome compared to that bozo....but I don't think he's waving..I think he's the local preacher and he's blessing all those who come to the altar of BettySue....

Poppinjay · 10-24-2005, 10:59 AM

I figured he was swattin' flies or giving his eyes something ter foller.

10-23-2005, 06:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	redneck survival kit hurricane survival kit... Toilet Paper.........................................check Bud Light..............................................check Keystone Ice........................................check Budweiser............................................check Red Dog...............................................check Misc. other bottles of alcohol............check Piece of old door to float your Sweetie and booze on.............check Next time let's all be more prepared. (See attached picture) __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-23-2005, 06:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	More reason why everyone should be required to own a canoe. And what are those things on the front right of the door? __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

10-23-2005, 06:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	"Now Billy-Wayne, you stop that dang wavin'! Those whirlybird po-leec jes wan our beer!" __________________ There are a vast number of people who are uninformed and heavily propagandized, but fundamentally decent. The propaganda that inundates them is effective when unchallenged, but much of it goes only skin deep. If they can be brought to raise questions and apply their decent instincts and basic intelligence, many people quickly escape the confines of the doctrinal system and are willing to do something to help others who are really suffering and oppressed." -Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, p. 195

10-24-2005, 10:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Ya'll got something agin haulin' yer stweetie on a door fulla beer? They's gonna sex it up on the door when the water goes down. It will fondly be remembered as the door what planted Bubba jr in her belly. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-24-2005, 10:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	I figured he was swattin' flies or giving his eyes something ter foller. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-23-2005, 06:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
shakran Tone.	looks like mustard and maybe a bag of carrots/tangerines/something orange to me. . .