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10-23-2005, 06:17 PM
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Searching for the perfect brew!
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redneck survival kit
hurricane survival kit...
Toilet Paper.........................................check Bud Light..............................................check Keystone Ice........................................check Budweiser............................................check Red Dog...............................................check Misc. other bottles of alcohol............check Piece of old door to float your Sweetie and booze on.............check Next time let's all be more prepared. (See attached picture) 
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10-23-2005, 06:33 PM
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Adequate
Location: In my angry-dome.
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"Now Billy-Wayne, you stop that dang wavin'! Those whirlybird po-leec jes wan our beer!"
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There are a vast number of people who are uninformed and heavily propagandized, but fundamentally decent. The propaganda that inundates them is effective when unchallenged, but much of it goes only skin deep. If they can be brought to raise questions and apply their decent instincts and basic intelligence, many people quickly escape the confines of the doctrinal system and are willing to do something to help others who are really suffering and oppressed." -Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, p. 195 |
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10-24-2005, 10:19 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Ya'll got something agin haulin' yer stweetie on a door fulla beer? They's gonna sex it up on the door when the water goes down. It will fondly be remembered as the door what planted Bubba jr in her belly.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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10-24-2005, 10:54 AM
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peekaboo
Location: on the back, bitch
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10-24-2005, 10:59 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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I figured he was swattin' flies or giving his eyes something ter foller.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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