One wish from the Genie....
 

You have released me from my imprisonment (also known as work)... For this I shall grant each one of you one wish...

There exists no limitations to this wish, but be warned... the results may not be exactly what you expect!

What wish do you desire? :hmm:

Genie, I desire unlimited wealth.

(starting out with the obvious)

Redlemon, you shall have it!

*poof* ::an endless stack of papers appears around you::

You now have an unlimited wealth of work to do!

Why someone would ever wish to have so much work is beyond me, but I am only here to grant wishes. :D

Genie, I woud like twelve more wishes

rainbow suspenders. And a utilikilt. It counts as one wish because its an outfit.

Todd, you shall have it!

*poof*

Your list of wishes.... You wish....
1) ...you hadn't wasted your first wish
2) ...that kangaroos didn't have such large feet
3) ...that dolphins didn't thank you for all of the fish
4) ...you understood what it meant to be a "Howard"
5) ...that you had rainbow suspenders
6) ...work didn't require... you know, work.
7) ...monkeys tipped their hats whenever you walked by
8) ...that the girl/guy you walk by would notice you
9) ...you had the ability to control time
10) ...you could sleep for 10 minutes and be rested
11) ...you could dance like a mad man
12) ...you didn't have 12 more wishes to add to your list

I hope you are happy with your 12 new wishes! :lol:
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And for you, theguyondacouch... Hmm, you wish for a rainbow-suspenders-utilikilt?

Well, to start this outfit we need suspenders...

*poof* ::You see 7 different colour hooks hanging from the ceiling::
We now have the rainbow suspenders...

Now for the utilikilt *poof* ::aguyondacouch is suddenly wearing a utilikilt::

However, you did say it was one outfit.... *poof* ::aguyondacouch is now being suspended from the hooks by the utilikilt::

why anyone would want to be suspended in that fashion I will never know... *shrugs* Hope you enjoy it! :D

I wish to save the earth from the evil orbiting hamburger.

Astrocloud, your wish is granted!

*poof* ::the planet has become paved::

The evil hamburger can not penetrate this thick layer of concrete over all of the earth. The soil is safe once again!

Although I do feel bad about all of those plants that just died and all of those sad burrowing animals.. Why would you do such a thing to them?

I wish for Jimi Hendrix's 1968 "Woodstock" Fender Strat

I wish that there was music in this thread.

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realisticly, there are worse things I could be hung from.

genie.. I wish I could make every single person on the planet smile at the exact same time.

Gimmick, your wish shall be done!

*poof* ::a book appears in your hands titled: Fender Strategies, Woodstock edition by J. Hendrix::

Ooh, I have read that one.. It is good.
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Astrocloud, music is unneeded in a thread of wishes!
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And finally, akito.... your wish shall be done.

*poof* ::a jar of cosmetics appears in your hand along with several large vats of the same substance behind you::

I present to you a world supply of Joker brand cosmetics :) Guarenteed to make you smile! I am sure you can figure out the method of distribution.

I wish there was no music in this thread.