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QuasiMojo · 04-25-2003, 08:17 PM

Say this aloud
3 times
fast

He thrusts his fists againsts the posts
but still insists he sees the ghosts

Hey Now.

04-26-2003, 12:18 AM

I actually did it without a problem. I'm shocked.

Reese · 04-26-2003, 12:54 AM

Strangely I had no problem with this one. I did however screw up on about the 7th time

Fly · 04-26-2003, 06:09 AM

wath ith thith withp pwobwam you are tawkin abou

SaltPork · 04-26-2003, 07:53 AM

how about...

it rubs the lotion on its skin,
or else it gets the hose again

w3r7y · 04-26-2003, 11:48 AM

if you can do that without screwing up, you're an alien

qpid · 04-26-2003, 11:49 AM

"It" by Stephen King, am i correct?

Sun Tzu · 04-26-2003, 12:46 PM

Hey wrkime put the fucking lotion in the basket

QuasiMojo · 04-27-2003, 06:37 AM

Quote:

"It" by Stephen King, am i correct?

Good call qpid!

JadziaDax · 04-27-2003, 06:44 AM

Some tongue twisters I had to do...
(try them 5 times fast without reading them)

1. Unique New York

2. Red leather, yellow leather

3. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

4. Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

Atropos4 · 04-27-2003, 07:12 AM

The ones before Jadzia's post I had no problem with...but hers proved to tuff for me...I only made it to the 3rd one on all of them

G_Whiz · 04-27-2003, 12:26 PM

At least when I mess these up, no one can hear me.

Actually, I did pretty well until I hit Jadzia's. Sometimes I think she has it in for all of us.

tek55 · 04-28-2003, 05:25 AM

<insert boring part of the joke here>
so this midget asks the race horse breeder to let him see the horse twat, so the breeder thinknig it was a bit odd lifts the midget up and lets the midget stick his head in, pops him out, and the midget says, lemme refwayze, may i thee it wun (run).

oldbob · 04-28-2003, 05:42 AM

This one's not nearly as hard Jadzia's, but whatever.
I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck the fucking figs until the fig plucking's done.

QuasiMojo · 04-28-2003, 09:58 AM

Say this one

One smart feller, he sure felt smart.

Two smart fellers, they both felt smart.

Three smart fellers, they all felt smart.

(of course the thing is to not actually look at the words!)

snf-snff...whooooooo what stinks!

QuasiMojo · 06-10-2005, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuasiMojo

Say this one

One smart feller, he sure felt smart.

Two smart fellers, they both felt smart.

Three smart fellers, they all felt smart.

(of course the thing is to not actually look at the words!)

snf-snff...whooooooo what stinks!

A year and 2 mos.

: )

Fremen · 06-10-2005, 06:55 PM

Sinister Sith sleep slightly skewed, silly.

Gimmick · 06-11-2005, 11:27 PM

I couldnt do any of these, especially Jadzias! >.< I suck at tongue twisters!

Tophat665 · 06-15-2005, 02:44 PM

; LISP
(DEFUN TONGUE-TWIST ()
(PRINT (LIST 'He 'thrusts 'his 'fists 'againsts 'the 'posts 'but 'still 'insists 'he 'sees 'the 'ghosts)))

04-25-2003, 08:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	LISP prob. Say this aloud 3 times fast He thrusts his fists againsts the posts but still insists he sees the ghosts Hey Now. __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

04-26-2003, 12:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Strangely I had no problem with this one. I did however screw up on about the 7th time __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

04-26-2003, 06:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wath ith thith withp pwobwam you are tawkin abou __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-26-2003, 07:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	how about... it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-26-2003, 11:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
w3r7y Crazy Location: {c4n4d4}.,b1zn47ch	if you can do that without screwing up, you're an alien __________________ "oderint dum metuant" -Caligura You say Tomato, I say Fuck you.

04-26-2003, 12:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
noodle Guest	I actually did it without a problem. I'm shocked.

04-26-2003, 11:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	"It" by Stephen King, am i correct? __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-26-2003, 12:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	Hey wrkime put the fucking lotion in the basket __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking*

04-27-2003, 06:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Some tongue twisters I had to do... (try them 5 times fast without reading them) 1. Unique New York 2. Red leather, yellow leather 3. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. 4. Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

04-27-2003, 07:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	The ones before Jadzia's post I had no problem with...but hers proved to tuff for me...I only made it to the 3rd one on all of them __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

04-27-2003, 12:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	At least when I mess these up, no one can hear me. Actually, I did pretty well until I hit Jadzia's. Sometimes I think she has it in for all of us. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

04-28-2003, 05:25 AM	#13 (permalink)
tek55 Tilted	<insert boring part of the joke here> so this midget asks the race horse breeder to let him see the horse twat, so the breeder thinknig it was a bit odd lifts the midget up and lets the midget stick his head in, pops him out, and the midget says, lemme refwayze, may i thee it wun (run). __________________ teneo effrenus katafractarius "I'm a Master Fisherman in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

04-28-2003, 05:42 AM	#14 (permalink)
oldbob Insane Location: Detroit	This one's not nearly as hard Jadzia's, but whatever. I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck the fucking figs until the fig plucking's done. __________________ children who refuse to brush will have inordinately bad breath.

04-28-2003, 09:58 AM	#15 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	Say this one One smart feller, he sure felt smart. Two smart fellers, they both felt smart. Three smart fellers, they all felt smart. (of course the thing is to not actually look at the words!) snf-snff...whooooooo what stinks! __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

06-10-2005, 06:55 PM	#17 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Sinister Sith sleep slightly skewed, silly. __________________ Google

06-11-2005, 11:27 PM	#18 (permalink)
Gimmick Upright Location: Where the Mormons run rampid, and six wives is a must!	I couldnt do any of these, especially Jadzias! >.< I suck at tongue twisters!

06-15-2005, 02:44 PM	#19 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	; LISP (DEFUN TONGUE-TWIST () (PRINT (LIST 'He 'thrusts 'his 'fists 'againsts 'the 'posts 'but 'still 'insists 'he 'sees 'the 'ghosts))) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.