Toilet Paper Comparison? - GTA
 

No this isn't about a mod for Grand Theft Auto. My question goes out to that rare breed of person who is both a cheap bastard, environmentally conscious, and a Toronto resident.

Have any of you ever researched which brand of toilet paper strikes the best balance between being a) environmentally friendly and b) economical? I'm concerned that the environmentally friendly brand may not give you as much wiping power as something that costs less. I know it's a long shot, but have any of you put the time into finding this out?

To add to the difficulty of this quest, it needs to be something I can get here in Toronto, say at No Frills or Loblaws.

Here we go. I'm sure I'll bring the Tilted servers down with the responses to this question.

Wiping Power = Wiping Force * Wiping Distance / Wiping Time
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