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IsuGuy · 05-24-2005, 11:22 AM

How come every roll of chewy sprees i get have a ton of the colors i dont like (yellow) and only a few of my favorite (red). It seems that is the case with any candy i buy that has different flavors. I think it is a conspiracy by the candy people to get us to eat more of the flavors we dont like.

-Mike

cellophanedeity · 05-24-2005, 11:24 AM

hmm... I too have noticed the candy conspiracy.

There are never enough pineapple lifesavers in the package.

clavus · 05-24-2005, 11:43 AM

I got all your yucky red ones. I'll trade you for the yummy yellows. We got eachother's candy. It wasn't conspiracy. It was roll reversal.

*rimshot*

cellophanedeity · 05-24-2005, 11:47 AM

Clavus, you're killing me over here!

Zephyr66 · 05-24-2005, 04:58 PM

You are all fools, skittles are the only candy worth eating, And every flavour of skittles are equally good. So you can eat a handfull without worrying about getting any bad ones, 'cause there aren't any.

ShaniFaye · 05-24-2005, 05:24 PM

I could eat regular sprees until my tongue is raw for days!!! Reds are my fav too, I hate the yellow and purple ones

maleficent · 05-24-2005, 05:37 PM

Spree? Naw -- you want achewy candy - you want a candy that's a gum- -Razzles are the only candy that fits that bill

greytone · 05-24-2005, 05:53 PM

I don't know about the chewy ones, but for regular Sprees, I have to agree with Clavus.

KellyC · 05-24-2005, 05:56 PM

Come to think of it, there is an uneven distribution of flavors in my Starbursts. I get a bunch of crappy red when my favorite color is orange.

I'm damn sure the feds are behind this somehow.

clavus · 05-25-2005, 08:10 AM

Just destroy all the flavors you dont' like. Shoot them, stab them, whatever.

That's right - a killing Spree.

*rimshot*

Sticky · 05-25-2005, 10:35 AM

The packages that I have had were way to heavily weighted to the lemon flavor. It is not that lemon flavor is bad, just a little bitter.
Come to think of it it isn't very chewy. Maybe these are regular Sprees?
Leaves a film in my mouth.
Not my favorite candy.

Munku · 05-25-2005, 11:53 AM

Could these be the beginnings of a TFP Unwanted Flavor Swap?

Sticky · 05-25-2005, 11:54 AM

Wow, a whole huge business opportunity.

IsuGuy · 05-25-2005, 12:04 PM

I have 5 yellows, and 2 purples to trade for red sprees or red starbursts. hmm..its going to have to be local or the shipping costs will kill us.

Sticky · 05-26-2005, 08:40 AM

what about regular mail

Fremen · 05-26-2005, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky

The packages that I have had were way to heavily weighted to the lemon flavor. It is not that lemon flavor is bad, just a little bitter.
Come to think of it it isn't very chewy. Maybe these are regular Sprees?
Leaves a film in my mouth.
Not my favorite candy.

Did you know that that is Spree, the soap, not Spree, the candy?

ShaniFaye · 05-26-2005, 03:58 PM

I will gladly pay you tuesday, with all my purple sprees, to get all your green sprees today

Sticky · 05-27-2005, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

Did you know that that is Spree, the soap, not Spree, the candy?

but it looks so good.

05-24-2005, 11:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
IsuGuy Upright Location: Des Moines, Iowa	Stupid Candy!! How come every roll of chewy sprees i get have a ton of the colors i dont like (yellow) and only a few of my favorite (red). It seems that is the case with any candy i buy that has different flavors. I think it is a conspiracy by the candy people to get us to eat more of the flavors we dont like. -Mike

05-24-2005, 11:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	I got all your yucky red ones. I'll trade you for the yummy yellows. We got eachother's candy. It wasn't conspiracy. It was roll reversal. rimshot __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

05-24-2005, 05:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I could eat regular sprees until my tongue is raw for days!!! Reds are my fav too, I hate the yellow and purple ones __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

05-24-2005, 05:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Spree? Naw -- you want achewy candy - you want a candy that's a gum- -Razzles are the only candy that fits that bill __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

05-24-2005, 05:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
greytone Junkie	I don't know about the chewy ones, but for regular Sprees, I have to agree with Clavus. __________________ I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing. Robert A Heinlein in "They Do It With Mirrors"

05-24-2005, 11:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	hmm... I too have noticed the candy conspiracy. There are never enough pineapple lifesavers in the package.

05-24-2005, 11:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	Clavus, you're killing me over here!

05-24-2005, 04:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	You are all fools, skittles are the only candy worth eating, And every flavour of skittles are equally good. So you can eat a handfull without worrying about getting any bad ones, 'cause there aren't any.

05-24-2005, 05:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Come to think of it, there is an uneven distribution of flavors in my Starbursts. I get a bunch of crappy red when my favorite color is orange. I'm damn sure the feds are behind this somehow. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

05-25-2005, 08:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Just destroy all the flavors you dont' like. Shoot them, stab them, whatever. That's right - a killing Spree. rimshot __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

05-25-2005, 10:35 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sticky	The packages that I have had were way to heavily weighted to the lemon flavor. It is not that lemon flavor is bad, just a little bitter. Come to think of it it isn't very chewy. Maybe these are regular Sprees? Leaves a film in my mouth. Not my favorite candy. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-25-2005, 11:53 AM	#12 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Could these be the beginnings of a TFP Unwanted Flavor Swap?

05-25-2005, 11:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
Sticky	Wow, a whole huge business opportunity. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-25-2005, 12:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
IsuGuy Upright Location: Des Moines, Iowa	I have 5 yellows, and 2 purples to trade for red sprees or red starbursts. hmm..its going to have to be local or the shipping costs will kill us.

05-26-2005, 08:40 AM	#15 (permalink)
Sticky	what about regular mail __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-26-2005, 03:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I will gladly pay you tuesday, with all my purple sprees, to get all your green sprees today __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*