Nostradamus predicts...

[vermin]

So I was looking at a Nostradmus web site and reading through Century X and found these amusing little things.

Look here and try to find your own blobs of significance. Fun for the whole family.

Nostradamus predicts Brittney Spears' anti-war stance:

Century X - 026
For a long time will Brittany hold with France.

Nostradamus predicts a rock concert

Century X - 041
On the boundary of Caussade and Caylus,
Not at all far from the bottom of the valley:
Music from Villefranche to the sound of lutes,
Encompassed by cymbals and great stringing.

Nostradamus predicts Princess Di

Century X - 055
The unfortunate nuptials will be celebrated
In great joy but the end unhappy:
Husband and mother will slight the daughter-in-law,
The Apollo dead and the daughter-in-law more pitiful.

Nostradamus predicts The Daily Show? Jerry Seinfeld?

Century X - 073
The present time together with the past
Will be judged by the great Jovialist:
The world too late will be tired of him,

Nostradamus predicts the road construction on I-43?
(although this could work for any road construction anywhere)

Century X - 080
The old roads will all be improved,

Nostradamus predicts a Rolling Stones concert at Altamont

Century X - 082
Cries, weeping, tears will come with knives,
Seeming to flee, they will deleiver a final attack,
Parks around to set up high platforms,
The living pushed back and murdered instantly.

Nostradamus predicts Monica Lewinsky and the surrounding media circus.

Century X - 098
For the merry maid the bright splendor
Will shine no longer, for long will she be without salt:
With merchants, bullies, wolves odious,
All confusion universal monster.

[Sticky]

funny

[vermin]

more from Century IX:

Nostradamus predicts the actress in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"

078
The Greek lady of ugly beauty,
Made happy by countless suitors:

Nostradamus predicts "Star Trek III: The Search for Spock"

074
Return again to the honors of Artemis,
And to Vulcan bodies dead ones to bury.

Nostradamus predicts the stock market

066
There will be peace, union and change,
Estates, offices, low high and high very low:

[Peetster]

You can make his writings fit any occasion. It's just vague enough to work!