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CSflim · 08-11-2003, 04:04 PM

If you could have dinner two people, either living or dead, who would they be?

Me, I'm not so sure, and am awaiting inspiration. (i.e. I want to steal someone else's idea!

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tenchi069 · 08-11-2003, 04:29 PM

King Arthur, Abraham

rl33 · 08-11-2003, 05:32 PM

Vladislav Tretiak, Jim Craig

cchris · 08-11-2003, 05:53 PM

Jamie Oliver and Elle Mcpherson

I'm thinkin dinner and.......

gov135 · 08-11-2003, 06:05 PM

Deep Throat and Jack the Ripper

08-11-2003, 08:02 PM

gengis khan and ghandi.

Why the hell not?

bernadette · 08-11-2003, 08:28 PM

mother teresa and madonna

i don't really know about that ^ but it might be amusing if they both weren't dead already

SaltPork · 08-11-2003, 08:34 PM

Elizabeth Hurley and some one that could put a spell on her to make her want to sex me down after dinner.

H12 · 08-11-2003, 08:38 PM

Miller Lite Catfight Girls...that would be so awesome.

Tex · 08-11-2003, 08:50 PM

This is an easy one...Britney Spears and a Hypnotist. That way, he could make her do anything he wanted and I could just sit back and watch ( and hope he hooks me up

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titsmurf · 08-11-2003, 09:13 PM

Winston Churchill and Bob Marley.

Or maybe for fun, Bush and Osama.

Giant Hamburger · 08-11-2003, 09:27 PM

Robert E. Howard and H.P. Lovecraft

Can we have big steaks?

That's mine on the right.
-GH

lafemmefatale · 08-11-2003, 09:29 PM

my boyfriend, and bugs bunny.

Sion · 08-12-2003, 06:10 AM

frank zappa and wolfgang amadeus mozart

Troublebot · 08-12-2003, 06:25 AM

Half of ABBA.

Doesn't matter which two, just half of ABBA.

kalisto_911 · 08-12-2003, 06:27 AM

I just heard Frank Zappa for the first time last night and I must say, he would make an interesting guest.

Augustus Owsley Stanley III aka The Bear must also have some truly incredible stories to tell and I would love to have him for dinner.

Midlandmadman · 08-12-2003, 07:14 AM

Jesus and Einstein

GSRIDER · 08-12-2003, 07:23 AM

Bill Hicks and Rev. Jimmy Swaggart

<img src="http://www.mattbuff.com/hickspic.jpg"><img src="http://www.dekezucker.com/images/swaggart.jpg">

That would be <i>THE</i> funniest dinner I would ever attend.

soopadoopa · 08-12-2003, 03:54 PM

My wife and Britney Spears

drawerfixer · 08-12-2003, 03:56 PM

Tara Reid and Catherine Bell.

Naturally, we would be having dinner where they give out alcohol very very freely. Preferably in an IV or something of that sort.

YzermanS19 · 08-12-2003, 04:20 PM

Bill Hicks, agreed. And Timothy Leary.

Stare At The Sun · 08-12-2003, 04:40 PM

my vote would have to go to hitler and jesus

Fly · 08-12-2003, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
Bill Hicks, agreed. And Timothy Leary.

i'd also pick Leary,as well as the dude in your sig.....Hunter S Thompson.

SLM3 · 08-12-2003, 11:05 PM

I'd say Noam Chomsky and Ariel Sharon. I'd just sit back and watch the Butcher of Beirut squirm.

SLM3

TerresqueÜ · 08-12-2003, 11:14 PM

I'd really haveta say Robert Frost and the 'True' God.

h2g2Fan · 08-12-2003, 11:24 PM

If there wasn't a language barrier I would say Jesus and Hitler, but restricting it to just English speakers...

Wayne Gretzky and Ben Franklin

God of Thunder · 08-13-2003, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rl33
Vladislav Tretiak, Jim Craig

WOW!!! I'm not sure how many people got that one, but that would be a damn interesting meal.

Cookies to anyone else who got that reference.

Munku · 08-13-2003, 10:50 AM

Donald Trump and Peter Lynch. I'd really love to spend the day talking about making money, real estate investing, stock market, etc.

Ashton · 08-13-2003, 02:22 PM

Sophie Moone and Christina Aguilera.... As long as desert was a three way!

MaGlC_MaN · 08-13-2003, 03:13 PM

A clone of me and God, I'd be like, "Yeah God, you don't remember makin that one, do ya God!?!? Do something turkey."

galaxygirl · 08-13-2003, 03:49 PM

Noam Chomsky and Henry David Thoreau - a little politics, a little philosophy.

Apokx · 08-13-2003, 06:33 PM

Quote:

A clone of me and God, I'd be like, "Yeah God, you don't remember makin that one, do ya God!?!? Do something turkey

Lmao.

For me...George Lucas and God

That way I could say "What the fuck happend?" and be addressing both of them.

vermin · 08-13-2003, 07:00 PM

Wynona Ryder and a "Rufies" salesman w/free samples.

seethreepo · 08-13-2003, 10:20 PM

ginger lynn and traci lords

ohh the cat fight!

Zargix · 08-13-2003, 10:30 PM

hmmm. i was gonna say Maynard James Keenen and Trent Reznor, but i'd have to drop one for Hicks.

crackpot · 08-13-2003, 10:44 PM

Johnny Carson and John Lennon, I guess. Wait, I need more time to think.

Sluggin · 08-13-2003, 10:46 PM

Lenin and Hitler. That would have to be a long meal, lots of shit you'd need to know about, unless they chose to purge you from the table.

woopdee · 08-13-2003, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Apokx

For me...George Lucas and God

duh, Lucas IS god

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Dan Marino and Tom Hanks.

Early H · 08-17-2003, 10:43 PM

General Patton and General Raumal

Reese · 08-18-2003, 02:30 AM

Nostradamus and... Kevin smith.. heh j/k
I think Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg would be good guests.

08-11-2003, 04:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	"Everyone says Einstein and Jesus" If you could have dinner two people, either living or dead, who would they be? Me, I'm not so sure, and am awaiting inspiration. (i.e. I want to steal someone else's idea! ) __________________

08-11-2003, 04:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	King Arthur, Abraham __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

08-11-2003, 05:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Jamie Oliver and Elle Mcpherson I'm thinkin dinner and....... __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-11-2003, 08:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	mother teresa and madonna i don't really know about that ^ but it might be amusing if they both weren't dead already __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-11-2003, 08:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Elizabeth Hurley and some one that could put a spell on her to make her want to sex me down after dinner. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

08-11-2003, 05:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
rl33 Tilted Location: Hawaii	Vladislav Tretiak, Jim Craig

08-11-2003, 06:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	Deep Throat and Jack the Ripper

08-11-2003, 08:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
donttouchit Guest	gengis khan and ghandi. Why the hell not?

08-11-2003, 08:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
H12 I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning! Location: K-Town, TN	Miller Lite Catfight Girls...that would be so awesome. __________________ "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." --Aristotle

08-11-2003, 08:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
Tex Crazy Location: Orange County, CA	This is an easy one...Britney Spears and a Hypnotist. That way, he could make her do anything he wanted and I could just sit back and watch ( and hope he hooks me up )

08-11-2003, 09:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
titsmurf Crazy Location: Belgium	Winston Churchill and Bob Marley. Or maybe for fun, Bush and Osama.

08-11-2003, 09:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Robert E. Howard and H.P. Lovecraft Can we have big steaks? That's mine on the right. -GH

08-11-2003, 09:29 PM	#13 (permalink)
lafemmefatale Insane Location: Vancouver	my boyfriend, and bugs bunny. __________________ -poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another-

08-12-2003, 06:10 AM	#14 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	frank zappa and wolfgang amadeus mozart __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-12-2003, 06:25 AM	#15 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Half of ABBA. Doesn't matter which two, just half of ABBA. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-12-2003, 07:14 AM	#17 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Jesus and Einstein __________________ Its good to be back.

08-12-2003, 06:27 AM	#16 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	I just heard Frank Zappa for the first time last night and I must say, he would make an interesting guest. Augustus Owsley Stanley III aka The Bear must also have some truly incredible stories to tell and I would love to have him for dinner. __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

08-12-2003, 07:23 AM	#18 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Bill Hicks and Rev. Jimmy Swaggart <img src="http://www.mattbuff.com/hickspic.jpg"><img src="http://www.dekezucker.com/images/swaggart.jpg"> That would be <i>THE</i> funniest dinner I would ever attend. __________________ No signature at this time.

08-12-2003, 03:54 PM	#19 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	My wife and Britney Spears

08-12-2003, 03:56 PM	#20 (permalink)
drawerfixer Stonerific Location: Colorado	Tara Reid and Catherine Bell. Naturally, we would be having dinner where they give out alcohol very very freely. Preferably in an IV or something of that sort. __________________ They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

08-12-2003, 04:20 PM	#21 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Bill Hicks, agreed. And Timothy Leary. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

08-12-2003, 04:40 PM	#22 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	my vote would have to go to hitler and jesus

08-12-2003, 11:05 PM	#24 (permalink)
SLM3 Insane	I'd say Noam Chomsky and Ariel Sharon. I'd just sit back and watch the Butcher of Beirut squirm. SLM3

08-12-2003, 11:14 PM	#25 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I'd really haveta say Robert Frost and the 'True' God. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-12-2003, 11:24 PM	#26 (permalink)
h2g2Fan Loser Location: University of Maryland at College Park	If there wasn't a language barrier I would say Jesus and Hitler, but restricting it to just English speakers... Wayne Gretzky and Ben Franklin

08-13-2003, 10:50 AM	#28 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Donald Trump and Peter Lynch. I'd really love to spend the day talking about making money, real estate investing, stock market, etc.

08-13-2003, 02:22 PM	#29 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	Sophie Moone and Christina Aguilera.... As long as desert was a three way!

08-13-2003, 03:13 PM	#30 (permalink)
MaGlC_MaN Insane Location: Tennessee	A clone of me and God, I'd be like, "Yeah God, you don't remember makin that one, do ya God!?!? Do something turkey." __________________ Bye.

08-13-2003, 03:49 PM	#31 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	Noam Chomsky and Henry David Thoreau - a little politics, a little philosophy. __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

08-13-2003, 07:00 PM	#33 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wynona Ryder and a "Rufies" salesman w/free samples. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-13-2003, 10:20 PM	#34 (permalink)
seethreepo Addict Location: outer reaches of space	ginger lynn and traci lords ohh the cat fight! __________________ rub it and see.

08-13-2003, 10:30 PM	#35 (permalink)
Zargix Crazy Location: Everywhere, Simultaniously	hmmm. i was gonna say Maynard James Keenen and Trent Reznor, but i'd have to drop one for Hicks.

08-13-2003, 10:44 PM	#36 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Johnny Carson and John Lennon, I guess. Wait, I need more time to think.

08-13-2003, 10:46 PM	#37 (permalink)
Sluggin Upright	Lenin and Hitler. That would have to be a long meal, lots of shit you'd need to know about, unless they chose to purge you from the table.

08-17-2003, 10:43 PM	#39 (permalink)
Early H Upright Location: USA	General Patton and General Raumal

08-18-2003, 02:30 AM	#40 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Nostradamus and... Kevin smith.. heh j/k I think Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg would be good guests. __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry