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Post a Top 5 List.
In the spirit of High Fidelity, post a top 5 list! Choose whatever catagory you like.
Top 5 Default Halo Names: 5. Wilshire 4. Donut 3. Tooth 2. Hambone 1. Penguin |
Top 5 "Top 5 Lists" ;)
5. Top 5 Best Call-in Sick Excuses 4. Top 5 Best Foot Odors 3. Top 5 Best Wanking Sounds 2. Top 5 Best Celebrity Sex Tapes 1. Top 5 Best Darwin Award Winners |
Top 5 reasons why you wont be participating in the olympics
1. You can't even climb out of the pool without Greenpeace guys showing up to push you back in. 2. You have as much chance of passing the drug test as Snoop Dogg after a weekend at Tommy Chong's. 3. USOC officials were actually going along with your "compete in the nude to honor the ancient Greeks" idea until that ugly baton-passing incident. 4. Sure, you excel at the shot put, but only the shot-put-in-front-of-you-by-the-bartender. 5. Apparently, some crusading puritan bastard slipped crystal meth onto the list of banned substances. |
Top 5 Reason to Step Away From the Computer:
1. Need Another Beer 2. Need to Pee 3. Dog Needs to Go Outside to Pee 4. Need Another Beer 5. Need to Pee |
Top Five Days of the Week
1. Saturday 2. Sunday 3. Friday 4. Thursday 5. Wednesday :D hehe |
Top five requirements to own a camaro:
1. Mullet 2. Gun Rack 3. Beer can holder 4. lack of shirt 5. NRA sticker |
The Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick
1. You've got a hole in your head. 2. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. 3. Your closest neighbor is an asshole. 4. Your best friend is a pussy. 5. Everytime you get excited, you throw up. |
5 most recently played songs in my itunes playlist...
1. The Drugs Don't Work - The Verve 2. Bridal Train - The Waifs 3. Paper Doll - Ayumi Hamasaki 4. Closer - Dido 5. Let There Be Love - Nat King Cole |
Top 5 under-rated guitarists...
1. George Harrison 2. Prince 3. Billy Gibbons 4. Alex Lifeson 5. Bruce Kulick |
Top 5 flavors of pie:
1. Banana Creme 2. Cherry 3. Pumpkin 4. Chocolate Creme 5. Oreo Cookie |
Top 5 numbers between 1 and 5:
1) 1 2) 2 3) 3 4) 4 5) 5 |
Top 5 Movies
1) The Matrix 2) Surf Ninjas 3) Fight Club 4) Crippled Masters 5) The Matrix Reloaded |
Top five underrated body pars on a woman:
1) waist 2) collar bone 3) base of neck between shoulder blades 4) calves 5) ear lobes God I need to get laid. |
My top 5 Tfp'ers:
1 .:love:My Peetster.:love: 2.Amethyst.:icare: 3.Grayman. :p 4.Ruggerp11.:suave: 5.Iamtheone.:crazy: Everyone else ties for sixth place with Flyman,Pigglet,and The Original king in the lead.:thumbsup: |
top 5 reasons allergies blow
1) itchy/red/swollen eyes 2) runny red irritated nose 3) clogged sinuses 4) sneezing 5) congestion yes, im having a rough time with allergies. fuck |
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Top Five Exploding Dogs (subject to change, depending on mood) 1) If I could be anything, I'd be a cloud 2) We're all gonna die 3) I'll be your shadow 4) It is a wonderful world 5) Sometimes I just want to kill everyone |
Top 5 reasons to drink alcohol at a party.
1) You get to throw up on misc. unsuspecting victims. 2) You might get a nice room with a plastic floor, courtesy of the police. 3) You get to make an ass on yourself infront of several of the citys most attractive men and women. 4) Your drinvingskills seems to magicly become that of a racecardrivers (although this usualy pass after the first tree has jumped out in front of the car). 5) One word, Hangover..... |
Top 5 Beers
1) Guinness |
Top 5 wood things I've built:
1. stereo rack 2. cd rack 3. pipe (the smoking kind) 4. ramp for tractor (earlier tonight) 5. sharpened stick |
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Where would we be without it? probably over-run by vampyres. ;) |
Top 5 extremeties on my body
5. left pinky toe 4. right thumb 3. right middle finger 2. right big toe 1. left ring finger |
Top 5 things I want right now
5. not to have to go to work in an hour 4. a case of Moosehead 3. a dozen bong hits of some killer sensimilla 2. $1 million 1. a blowjob |
Top 5 Means of Orgasming
1) Sex 2) Oral Sex 3) Anal Sex 4) Handjob 5) Anal Sex |
Top five reasons why I love my girlfriend:
1. She is understanding. 2. She is frickin hot. 3. She wants what I want. 4. She believes in me. 5. She is frickin hot. Shiat, can I say it twice? Guess I did. |
Top 5 rules for a peaceful co-existence:
1. Say 'I love you' because you feel it, not to gain something in return ( but say it often) 2. Set higher goals ( man didn't walk on the moon because he wanted to conquer hills) 3. Keep the promises you make, the confidences given you, the secrets shared (from cradle to grave, the only thing we own outright is our word-to betray it betrays oneself) 4.If you failed, admit it. If you succeeded, celebrate within (no one listens to whining or bragging) 5. Be silly. Laughter truly is the best medicine |
Top 5 Sodas
1. Dr. Pepper 2. Pepsi 3. Vanilla Coke 4. Sprite 5. Coke |
Ammendment to The Original King's Top 5 Soda list
1) Root Beer 2) Pepsi 3) Cream soda 4) Coke 5) Squirt |
Top 5 best places to have sex:
5. hand 4. ass 3. tits 2. pussy 1. mouth |
Top 5 Lines from High Fidelity:
1) "What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" 2) "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was classified information. I mean, I know we don't have any customers, but I thought that was a bad thing, not like, a business strategy." 3) "Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater!" 4) "God. Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song. Oop, is she in a coma?" 5) "I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago." |
Top five reasons my birthday was the best *ever*
5. Pool with my kids 4. Dinner and bowling with my kids 3. The almost-ex was out of town all weekend 2. You guys are awesome 1. Sixed gave me her boobies |
Top 5 list of discarded ideas for the post a top 5 list thread:
1. Underpants. 2. Cream cakes. 3. Oppressive regimes. 4. Cups of tea. 5. Foot odors. |
Top 5 pairs of underwear
1. Briefs 2. Boxer briefs 3. Comando 4. Thong 5. Comando |
Top 5 X-men.
1. Havok 2. Storm 3. Colossus 4. Jean Grey 5. Rogue |
Top 5 fake names.
1. Alex Cobalt-Heineken Summers 2. Bob 3. Rick Suaveh. ( Pronounced Sawv EH) 4. Jimmy Bond 5. Mike Stevens |
top 5 over rated books
1 War and peace 2 Great expectations 3 the Bible 4 Pride and Prejedice 5 Wuthering Heigths |
top 5 Car generations:
1. Corvette C1 (i'll take one black w/ red interior please ;) ) 2. Corvette C4 (white like the A-team) 3. Corvette C3 (blue) 4. Corvette C5 (pewter or silver) 5. Corvette C2 (red) Luckily the C6 isn't out yet :) |
Top Five Oppressive Regimes
5) Cuba 4) Iraq 3) North Korea 2) Stalinist Russia 1) Nazi Germany |
Top 5 Cards in a Standard Deck:
5. Queen of Hearts 4. Ace of Spades 3. Black Joker 2. Queen of Spades 1. King of Hearts |
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Top 5 Numbers
5: Five 4: Four 3: Three 2: Two 1: One |
top 5 bad smells
5. rotten eggs 4. rancid pussy 3. sweaty swamp ass 2. unwashed (for years) feet 1. moldy smegma (look it up if you dont know) |
Top 5 cures for the hiccups (as prescribed by my caring friends last night) :-
1. Put your cock in a mangle. 2. Immac (hair remover) your tongue. 3. Take a kick in the balls. 4. Kick 'Slam-Man' in the balls - barefooted. 5. Have a bong. |
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