I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL NOT LICK YOUR FEET
 

When I say this, I am being entirely, 100% sincere. I will not lick ANY OF YOUR FEET. That is GROSS.

Just so you all know.

i know of another body part dude...........




hehe


and i'm being sincere as well.

omg... what has the pantyhose done to the fly? :eek:

and hey KWSN, you can just <i>kiss</i> my feet. :)
licking would tickle too much anyway.

bummer...
just salivate then...
(TALK TO THE FEET)

man, my ex had the most delicious feet you could ever get a hold of.....

So I take it that you are skipping the Physical Challange portion of this round? The red team will now receive the 200 point bonus.

bernadette, T.U.B., you must understand...

I want NOTHING TO DO WITH LICKING FEET WHATSOEVER. That includes putting any part of my mouth on the feet or using any part of my mouth to even indirectly wet one's feet with saliva.

Basically, I will not lick, or do anything similar to, your feet.

Good info to have I guess...

GOOD??!!?!?!?!??!

Are you mocking me with this understatement?

It is VITAL.

Very vital. And I sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart for never wanting to lick my feet.

Sorry, sorry, *GREAT* Info to have,

sheesh... some non-foot lickers are just militant...

I bet you ARE a foot-licker, you sick bastard.

Hail KWSN!

Every man has his price. I could write a number on a piece of paper and slide it across the desk for your eyes only. If that number was large enough, I do believe my feet would be licked with zeal. I will consider it.

Nice to hear from you,
-GH

GH, as you are not a human per se and are instead a Giant Hamburger (as your name suggests), I would classify your "feet" as being the bottom of your bun.

This, I may lick.

My feet have never felt safer in thier lives

Never! I have never found a pair of feet I would lick... but I will not preclude the option...

I agree with your principles KWSN

Feet are not things to be licked....

You guys are insane. This must be the foot fetish post..

I say, I say, I haven't met the food that I couldn't lick the stuffing out of.

Insane? Maybe. But at least we don't go around licking peoples' feet.

I think its called "shrimping"....

or is that just sucking toes???

Whatever it's called, I want no part of it.

will you like these feet?

http://calvarychapel.com/melbourne/l...s/image002.jpg

or these?

http://www.bmezine.com/service/sampl...ohigh/toes.jpg

I would like those feet to lick just as much as any feet, which is NOT AT ALL.

I WILL NOT LICK THOSE, OR ANYONE ELSE'S, FEET.

I feel from time to time I must reiterate this point.... as one can never be too careful....

So this thread belongs at the top of the forum. Perhaps it should be an Announcement, as it is absolutely vital information.

fre gotta be lovin' crack's post...

THAT IS NOT ME

KWSN,
If you won't lick anybody's feet, then why did I see you at the porno store buying foot fetish videos and plastic feet?

I RESENT THAT STATEMENT

There is NO WAY that could have been me.

And even if it was, plastic feet and foot fetish videos do not constitute me licking any feet.

Sorry, the brown paper bag had me fooled... Oh wait! The dude was wearing pantyhose! Hmmmmmm.........

I KNEW FLYMAN WAS A FOOT LICKER!!! PROOF!!!

(it couldn't have been astro, he wears stockings)

Re-read my original post, carefully, u.p. :D ;)

It's official, KWSN just got back from my house. He had an insatiable urge to lick my feet. I happily obliged. My feet needed a good cleaning anyways.. Thanks bunches K.

Alright... it's true. I did. But the urge was not mine. He held me at gunpoint and made me.

THIS DOES NOT COUNT.

i just poured chocolate syrup all over my feet...

Everyone knows that chocolate syrup doesn't taste good with pepperoni.

who put chocolate syrup on teh pepperoni?

That is assuming that your feet taste like pepperoni.

that makes no sense, buddy.
at least not to me...

Well, have you tasted your feet? They go better with cheese.

omfg why would i taste my feet?

don't tell me... you taste your feet regularily...? ewwwwwww : P

as flyman would say...... weirdo.

&hearts;

Hey you were the one that suggested it with chocolate syrup. I was just pointing out that a nice nacho dip would probably work out better -especially after jogging.

♥

after jogging there's ready made toe cheese...

*vomits now*

Don't give 'em ideas. ;)

/me writes "KWSN does not like to lick feet" in my logbook of tortures to inflict should the need ever arise.

damn, this log book is getting full. I better head to Staples for volume 12.