02-16-2004, 04:59 PM | #1 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Your very last words...
The concept:
Put down what you would say on your deathbed. Remember, this is Nonsense. Mine: *gasping for breath* I regret......never seeing ......"Honey, I Blew Up The Kid"...sighhh......
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02-16-2004, 05:26 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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the bored mongol would hoard hoards of boards unless the bored mongol was driving his ford beside of the fjord when the hoards of boards made him beyond bored of boards.
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02-16-2004, 06:02 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Inspired by the mind's eye.
Location: Between the darkness and the light.
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In a month, you will all find out how badly I've screwed you over.
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Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions. |
02-16-2004, 06:24 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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*whispers* Get your knee....off my chest!
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02-17-2004, 07:17 AM | #15 (permalink) |
I aim to misbehave!
Location: SW Oklahoma
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Not going to say anything. I will have a harmonica handy so that when I feel I am going I will put it in my mouth and go out on a nice chord.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom |
02-17-2004, 03:05 PM | #18 (permalink) |
Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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"Let me get this straight... I've lived a mostly virtuous life... never killed anyone... never molested children... never passed on the right lane... my last meal is liquified Jell-O and... mash potatoes?
... I mean, death row convicts actually... have a choice ... ... ... I'm... haunting your asses... *siiiiiiighhhhhh*
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02-18-2004, 06:14 AM | #30 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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5...4...3...2...1...and...cut!
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
02-18-2004, 10:17 AM | #33 (permalink) |
Super Agitator
Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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I tried to tell you that I didn't feel good!
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Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!! |
02-18-2004, 03:01 PM | #39 (permalink) |
Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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"Hey! What's this? These look like live power cables! I know I shouldn't touch them, but I will anyway, because I'm Homer Simp... *BBZZZZZZZZBZBZGHRAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHBZBZZZ*
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02-18-2004, 03:20 PM | #40 (permalink) | |
I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning!
Location: K-Town, TN
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