THE "ASK BIVENS" THREAD - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Bivens · 02-10-2004, 09:38 PM

you can ask me any question you like and i will do my best to answer it

if you do not get the answer you were looking for, then you must have a geranium in your cranium

glytch · 02-10-2004, 09:55 PM

Do penguins have boogers?

Bivens · 02-10-2004, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by glytch
Do penguins have boogers?

Animal Farm, written by George Orwell, is an allegory of modern capitalism and greed and the oppression of the proletariat by the bourgeoise.

bundy · 02-11-2004, 01:50 AM

What kind of boogers do penguins have?

slimshaydee · 02-11-2004, 02:56 AM

do you put out?

CinnamonGirl · 02-11-2004, 06:35 AM

WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your favorite color?
WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

cchris · 02-11-2004, 07:26 AM

Do you think that this task is too big?

herostar · 02-11-2004, 01:14 PM

If I asked you to have sex with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

bernadette · 02-11-2004, 01:36 PM

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

do bears shit in the forest?

do you have change for a dollar?

Astrocloud · 02-11-2004, 01:53 PM

What is the name of the object which is the furthest object from us that we know about?

xim · 02-11-2004, 02:55 PM

whats this rash on my scrotum?

bundy · 02-11-2004, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xim
whats this rash on my scrotum?

LOL!!

well, whats this pain i get when i try to wee??

and why haven't you answered any of our questions?

have you given up?

why have you given up?

are you not a committed TFP nonsense freak?

are you interested in seeing Britney Spears do a private strip show for you and one other guest?

have you been to Japan?

if yes, did you love it?

are you a Linux, Windows or Mac user?

Bivens · 02-11-2004, 08:22 PM

IN ANSWER TO ALL THE QUESTIONS:

hey there Halx what's up man

quickedit: this thread does not deliver

Fremen · 02-11-2004, 08:29 PM

Were you in Bellbivdevoe?

Bivens · 02-11-2004, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fremen
Were you in Bellbivdevoe?

no and you wouldn't believe how many questions i get that ask that

i guess the rapper dude and i share the same last name or something

Crack · 02-12-2004, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bivens
IN ANSWER TO ALL THE QUESTIONS:

hey there Halx what's up man

quickedit: this thread does not deliver

I feel cheated somehow...

Munku · 02-12-2004, 02:51 PM

I'm suprised people still participate in what's to be known as the official ask me thread number 502.

bundy · 02-12-2004, 05:20 PM

this is nonsense munky, why are you surprised??

hey Bivens, were you in Bellbivdevoe??

Astrocloud · 02-12-2004, 05:21 PM

What's a Bellbivdevoe?

bundy · 02-12-2004, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
What's a Bellbivdevoe?

more to the point, who's in Bellbivdevoe??

are you Bivens?

grumpyolddude · 02-12-2004, 10:19 PM

Are we there yet?

Bivens · 02-12-2004, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
more to the point, who's in Bellbivdevoe??

are you Bivens?

NO

Bivens · 02-12-2004, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude
Are we there yet?

IF YOU DONT BE QUIET I WILL TURN THIS FORUM AROUND AND GO HOME

Bivens · 02-12-2004, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
I'm suprised people still participate in what's to be known as the official ask me thread number 502.

no one held a gun to your head and forced you to click it

bundy · 02-13-2004, 04:26 AM

Bivens, there are a few essential questions that have not been asked yet.

who are you?
where have you come from?
and why are you here?

Bivens · 02-13-2004, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
Bivens, there are a few essential questions that have not been asked yet.

who are you?
where have you come from?
and why are you here?

1) 18 year old student from Bakersfield, CA

2) the Something Awful Forums

3) TO HAVE FUN AND MAKE FRIENDS AND DISCUSS THE EVOLUTION OF HUMANITY, SEXUALITY, AND PHILOSOPHY

any more essential questions?!?!?!?!

02-10-2004, 09:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bivens Banned Location: Bakersfield, CA	THE "ASK BIVENS" THREAD you can ask me any question you like and i will do my best to answer it if you do not get the answer you were looking for, then you must have a geranium in your cranium

02-10-2004, 09:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
glytch I am not permanent. Location: Tennessee	Do penguins have boogers? __________________ If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. - Mitch Hedberg

02-11-2004, 01:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	What kind of boogers do penguins have? __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-11-2004, 06:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	WHAT is your name? WHAT is your favorite color? WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

02-11-2004, 07:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Do you think that this task is too big? __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

02-11-2004, 02:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	do you put out?

02-11-2004, 01:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	If I asked you to have sex with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? __________________ Got time to chill?

02-11-2004, 01:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	what is the sound of one hand clapping? do bears shit in the forest? do you have change for a dollar? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-11-2004, 01:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	What is the name of the object which is the furthest object from us that we know about?

02-11-2004, 02:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	whats this rash on my scrotum? __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-11-2004, 08:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
Bivens Banned Location: Bakersfield, CA	IN ANSWER TO ALL THE QUESTIONS: hey there Halx what's up man quickedit: this thread does not deliver

02-11-2004, 08:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Were you in Bellbivdevoe? __________________ Google

02-12-2004, 02:51 PM	#17 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I'm suprised people still participate in what's to be known as the official ask me thread number 502.

02-12-2004, 05:20 PM	#18 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	this is nonsense munky, why are you surprised?? hey Bivens, were you in Bellbivdevoe?? __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-12-2004, 05:21 PM	#19 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	What's a Bellbivdevoe?

02-12-2004, 10:19 PM	#21 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Are we there yet? __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

02-13-2004, 04:26 AM	#25 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Bivens, there are a few essential questions that have not been asked yet. who are you? where have you come from? and why are you here? __________________ Ohayo!!!