Horse Powers
 

Some friends and I were sitting around one night comming up with a list of horse powers. Just powers all horses have. Here is what we came up with:

1. Grazing
2. Pissing
3. Malnutrition
4. Brutal Dictatorship
5. Granite Sculpture
6. Absolute Bowel Control. Absolute.
7. Respiration
8. Java Programming
9. Ancient Languages
10. Androgeny
11. Digestion
12. Acid Reflux
13. Posession
14. Impersonation
15. Seduction
16. Deduction
17. Sodomy
18. Total Lack of Interest
19. Inappropriate Wood
20. Living to 20
21. Eating Shit Without Batting an Eye
22. High-sticking
23. All-out Mastery of Racial Slurs
24. Thorough Investigation of Crime Scenes
25. Limecat
26. Dual Carberators
27. Tri-vibrators
28. Cellulose Resistance
29. Knowing Where You Sleep
30. Glue
31. Cum-Shot Porn
32. Arbitration
33. Gynecology
34. Rapist Wit
35. Rape
36. Bribery
37. Charity Auction
38. Murdering the Homeless
39. Leveling the Playing Field
40. Risk
41. Solitaire

I want to see what you all can add to our list.

ou and your friends were stoned, werent you?

42. Causing those idiotic humans to fall from their backs and making it seem like a total accident.

"When they are all paralyzed, then we will make our move and take over the world! Neeeeeeiiiiiiigh!"

You know what the saddest part is? We were completely sober.