Create a Caption #138
 

Create a caption for the following image:
http://www.lascruces.com/~otero/wedd...0surprised.jpg

Here is mine:
"W...w....What? You slept with my husband? You bitch whore! And I asked you to be my Maid of Honor!"


Don't ask why I numbered this 138, I just knew that there were similar threads before this one.



Go ahead, give it a try.

I've gotta a butt plug and you're fat.

Do you see any pubes caught between my back molars?

I'm gonna puke.

Maid of Honor: "Now when he is about to cum, you open wide."

Bride: "Like this?"

Maid of Honor: "No, wider. And stick your tongue out too."

"Are you telling me my breath smells? But I did the hand in front of my mouth try to smell it thing. Here, smell again, just to make sure"

G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

MoH: No, you won't need to open your mouth that far to blow him. Trust me, your future husband is NOT that big.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

More like "Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan! Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan!"

hahahaha hilarious.

"here i've saved myself for this day & you're telling me he's got a mangina?? nooooo!!!!"

WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR NOSE?!

Yep that Lord of Darkness falsetto voice is going to be a big hit at the American Idol audition

"That's no sexy stud, that's my dad!!!!!!!"

Yes, that's the look! When he drops his trousers, give him that look... then a little gasp... that's right. If you can pretend to faint... yep, he might just believe you're still a virgin!

MORTAL KOMBAT!

<b>Bones</b>, nice one.

Deepthroating the invisible double-dong, with Beth and Muffy.

You Can't wear that! I was going to wear that!

And they proceed to a jello wrestling grudge match.