Why Worry?
 

There are only two things in life to worry about:

Whether you are well or whether you are sick.

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about:

Whether you are going to get well or whether you are going to die.

If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about:

Whether you are going to go to heaven or whether you are going to go to hell.

If you go to heaven, then you have nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, that you won't have time to worry!

So, Why Worry?

Sounds great! What a plan for life!
Thanks platypus!

You forgot torture. A living hell. Y'know, like being beaten with sticks, stabbed repeatedly in non-vital areas so it takes a long, painful time to die, electrodes on the testicles, being repeatedly gang-raped in prison, chinese water torture, or a Brittney Spears concert.