The "Redefining Acronyms" Game
 

A conversation in chat made me think of this. The concept is simple. Poster 1 (me) posts a common acronym. Poster 2 types out the acronym with a new definition, then gives another one. For example:

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1: LSU

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2: A new sexual ailment: Lips Stuck to Undercarriage

IBM

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etc, etc, etc. Simple, yes? I'll begin with an example I used:

IBM

New Family Film: Inside Bobby's Mom

next: JFK

Nutritional Advice: Junk Food Kills

PBS

Transcript from an educational video on oral sex: Penis. Balls. Suck!

LSD

An abbreviation used in transcriptions of domestic distrubances: Long Standing Disagreement

ACLU

Excerpt from the CDC's list of organs that can be affected by STD's: Anus, Cervix, Larynx, Uvula

BMW

Three types of women: Bitches Mothers and Wife

BSA

The New Anti Chicago Slogan! : Bulls Suck Ass!

NAACP

The US Government policy in the 70's: North Asians Are Commie Pigs

OMG

Name of an old wrestler: One Man Gang

RTFA

Two mullet-clad guys in a trailer park watching a porno together: "Rock-hard Tits." "Fuckin' A!"