Well worth a three day suspension
 

3 day suspension from school.
a lifetime of hero status from his mates.

what a champion.

Mom's pissed and Dad's proud

Holy Shit!

*blink*

wow

ahahah, that happened to me once, or twice, or alot

cchris, that wasn't you, was it? this was on smoking gun a year or so ago...

that has been floating around the net for at least a couple years, but still really funny

Ooooooooh boy!

bahaha, my food fight pales in comparison

That rules. :)

Thats awesome, I remember a teacher of mine that would write fake detentions on April Fools day. He'd never put that though.

I wonder if chris ever did get his blowjob.

Actually, you know -the Goldenrod version of the letter (from the counselor) is worth more stolen from the office...

Just kidding, It really was worth it. And you rule kid, you rule.

Na,not me.

But this one time in high school I had this chick bailed up in a cupboard and.....................................

I did get suspended.

So... who's the "female student", and how popular is she now?

That's got to be pretty embarassing. My mother would murder me if I got suspended for something like that.

The question is. Was the "transaction" complete?

LOL!! That's incredible. Love the detail on the description!!

Well, it's not that ridiculous...they were at the 'practice field' meaning probably stadium seats...not like it was in class...still cool though.

Hopefully they were allowed to finish. Getting busted is bad enough but not completing is worse.

Most importantly we've got phone numbers! Let's start making some calls!

fuck yeah....my mom was so pissed when that happened to me and so was my dad in front of her. but when she was gone, i got some serious props from him. those were the days.

Very old, but still damn funny. I wonder what kind of relationship the two have now.