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Fire away with your funny captions.
I'm still laughing at the dopey look on his face.

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"just keep wiggling your finger in my ass, honey..."

"i've got a big chip on my shoulder. my dick is named 'chip'. don't go pissing chip off. yo"

Over the shoulder boner holder!!


Glad

Watch out, or my cockscorpion will sting you.

Had to beat Hal Somehow !!!!

It's great that the penis enlargement worked, but how am I going to fit this in my pants?

This reminds me of a joke. I will modify it slightly so that this guy is in it.

This guy, and three others are up in an atic. They take a bet to see who has the largets penis. The first guy whips his out and has a good sized one at 12 inches. The second guy whips his out and it streatches to the floor. The third guy pulls his out and it hangs out the atic window. This guy pulls his out and it streatches across the street into the neighbor's yard. Immediatley the other three start laughing.
"What?" this guy asks.
The others answer, "That guy is mowing his lawn."

"Does your head hang low, does it wobble to and fro/
Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow/
Can you heave it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier..."

SWM, 33, balding, 5'8'', good swimmer, financially secure, seeks female blue whale for conversation, dancing, long swims near the beach. Must be tolerant of interspecies copulation.

Hi, I'm Steve from Nantucket.

Say hello to my little friend!!

This is funny crackpot.

SWM, 33, balding, 5'8'', good swimmer, financially secure, seeks female blue whale for conversation, dancing, long swims near the beach. Must be tolerant of interspecies copulation.

As if...

must have been hell going to the black board in high school.

brings a all new meaning to "hide the salami".

Talk about the Elephant Man...

betcha he faints when aroused...

they never knew how big it could be until i wore shorts.

GOOD god, hilarious. How about...

"A man was killed after being smashed headfirst into the floor. The family is suing the makers of Viagra..."

I have just painted my screen with liquid.

Funny stuff.

My dick size is fine I do not post about it!
I don't have to, do I?

I may be the only one here who "got" that........but THAT is funny!!!

"there once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it...... He said with grin as he wiped off his chin, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!":crazy:

Don't worry honey, this won't hurt a bit....

ROFL!!!

"Would you believe my shoe size is a 7 & 1/2 ????"

proof positive that those spam emails are telling you the truth .

Little Timmy has a problem, won't you help?

Timmy has never had sex. Professionals have quoted $10,000 for their services.

Contribute today to the "Timmy Sexual Relief Fund".

You'll be glad you did.

The next morning. . .

"Cause of death?"

"Massive excessive ejaculation"

"How many dead?"

"3, the man died to lack of blood flow to the hear and brain, the woman unfortunatley was on the recieving end, you can see the exit wound on the back of the skull."

"And the third?"

"A real tragedy sir, apparently the man in the next apartment was just watching TV when he was hit."

Survivor

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Yes, Jim has a big dick. Unfortunately there were tragic side effects to his humongous condition.

At the age of 15, when puberty finally hit, Jim finally got his first erection. The first erection of his newly well-hung manhood. As the blood rushed to fill his swelling erection, it quickly exited the rest of his body.

Luckily he was found by a passing nurse who understood what was happening. She initiated a manual release for the convulsing Jim. The manouver, and subsequent release, allowed the blood to rush back into his body.

While he survived, Jim was left a mental idiot due to the sustained blood loss to his cerebral cortex.

Poor Jim!

Thanks Cnor!

After...Thanks HGH!

Have you ever tried to get a made to measure suit?

"Uh, sir, on which side do you dress?"

"Well.... try the shoulder for a start!"

OK, I was searching, and accidently found this, and thought it needed to be Bumped.

hehe...cockscorpion...

ROFL, My roommate just asked if he can do the Mortal Kombat Scorpion's spear move? GET OVER HERE!

lmao- that's the best one yet...........

i AM THE MAN!!!!!

OK, this pic and this thread reminded me of a great series of jokes written by Drew Carey in his "Dirty Jokes and Beer" book. He's got a whole chapter called 101 Big-Dick Jokes basically comprised of ones that he and his buddies come up with - all follow the pattern "My dick is so big that....." (Similar to the "Yo mamma's so fat..." jokes). But it also sounds like a good idea for a humour thread so I'm going to post it over there and get others to join in. Go there if you want to participate or read them. Samples:

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbour.

and so on....

"Now that I have the biggest dick on the planet, what shall I do next... I know! I'll start the best damn message board ever!
mu-hahahahahaha!"

::** What penis??**::

When I get an erection it drains the blood out of YOUR head!

It's the latest fashion in Paris. Everyone is doing it.

"I'm too sexy for my dick,
to sexy for my dick, oh yeah.."

"oh wait, my dick is too sexy for me.........."

"I had no idea what would happen...I just thought it'd be fun to fuck a vacuum cleaner. Who knew?"

Yeah man, I just ordered that stuff off that e-mail, and I got a meaner weiner! It's XXX-Cellent!

Saline injection gone horribly... right?

Man did the impossible using Doug Winger's art as basis.