so? Giant Hamburger?
 

<font size="3" color="#FFFF99">do you really <b>hate</b></font><font color="#FFCC99" size="3"> pretty colored</font><font color="#9999FF" size="3"> text? </font>

<font color="#CC66FF" size="3">cuz i mean seriously, </font><font color="#999999" size="3">i can go grey. just for you.</font>

all the pretty colours of the rainbow can be found...

RIGHT HERE

Hail Bernadette!

I believe I would enjoy your attentions in any color.
You do flatter me with your subtle shade of grey and the thread.

I do prefer you in simple white text with the sun setting behind you.
Perhaps there are flowers in your hair.
I can hear the waves.
-GH

sorry.
i didn't realize the occasional burst of color was so annoying. never ever had heard that before. but i'll certainly keep it in <font color="#7B68EE">mind</font>.
thx for the heads up.

GH, no flowers in mah hair tonight... perhaps flowers between my mah ears, yeah. <font color="#7B68EE">maybe</font>

i saw on the news that an average hamburger contains the meat of a couple hundred different cows.

That implies GH is average.

Maybe not. It could imply that Giant Hambuger has the knowledge and insight of a couple hundred different cows! That's amazing!

Hail Plumbers of the Depths of My Mysteries!

I am Legion: for we are many.

I am multitudes and complexities beyond your imagination. I sit upon the meaty throne of millennia and speak with the waging tongues of generations, holding all knowledge, like grains of sand, waiting for your time to come.

I am an army of cows.
I am a commotion in quarter pounds.
I am a herd of insurrection.
I am a civil war between two buns.
I am done.
-GH

Whoah.. Shades of grade 9 english.