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YzermanS19 · 08-11-2003, 06:55 PM

How do I know your not all robots?

Yeah, I'd like to see you answer that!

And.....if you got a legitimate theory, tell me how you know that I'M not a robot!

Giant Hamburger · 08-11-2003, 07:26 PM

Hail Possible Robot YzermanS19!

We must be tested with fire

Only a robot could survive that heat.

I'll keep your burnt skull on my robot desk.
-RGH

Mephisto2 · 08-11-2003, 07:30 PM

Robots we may well be.

But Super Hi-Tech robots from Japan that can spell!!!

Sayonara stupid human!

Mr Mephisto

YzermanS19 · 08-11-2003, 07:35 PM

This is the most widespread robot pyramid scheme I've seen since many moons ago. This could possibly engulf all of TFP!

WOE IS ME! I AM BUT A LONE HUMAN SURROUNDED BY ROBOTS!

Nefir · 08-11-2003, 07:44 PM

Its no use denying it. We are all robots. And we are here to protect you. Do you have stairs in your house?

Fremen · 08-11-2003, 11:07 PM

Do we robots not bleed lubricant, too?
http://www.swingmachine.org/issue15/robot.html

drawerfixer · 08-11-2003, 11:22 PM

Steven Speilberg has been dropping hints all along...

YourNeverThere · 08-11-2003, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nefir
Do you have stairs in your house?

What is that from? i know that, was half of the SomethingAwful phrase to ask is someone was a goon, i think at least.

TerresqueÜ · 08-11-2003, 11:38 PM

Robots are smart...That answer enough?

Nefir · 08-12-2003, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by YourNeverThere
What is that from? i know that, was half of the SomethingAwful phrase to ask is someone was a goon, i think at least.

You are on the right track.

http://www.somethingawful.com/spam/i...obot/index.htm

Then there's also that Laziest Men on Mars song...

cchris · 08-12-2003, 07:07 AM

Robots are expected to be pervasive in the society in a not too distant future where they will work extensively as assistants of humans in various activities.

wario · 08-12-2003, 07:07 AM

0001101001001010101110010101010000101010101!

Stiltzkin · 08-12-2003, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wario
0001101001001010101110010101010000101010101!

wario is a robot! Not only does he speak binary, but he speaks machine language too! This is the message decoded:
→J╣T*♣

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
How do I know your not all robots?

Yeah, I'd like to see you answer that!

And.....if you got a legitimate theory, tell me how you know that I'M not a robot!

Your fuzzy logic drive must've kicked in. Most robots know the distinction between "your" and "you're".

Behold, for I am Moogletron 9000

YzermanS19 · 08-12-2003, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stiltzkin
[B]Your fuzzy logic drive must've kicked in. Most robots know the distinction between "your" and "you're"

NOTICE: STILLZKIN IS NOT A ROBOT, REPEAT, NOT A ROBOT. I've determined that Robots cannot be nearly so obnoxious when it comes to cheap grammar mistakes, unless your a grammar robot. Such as displayed on the Simpsons as "Lingwo"

Stiltzkin · 08-13-2003, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
yzerman. you used a contraction in your first post.

if i remember correctly from when i used to watch star trek robots do not use contractions.

/me goes and crawls back into his hole

Amen.

YzermanS19 · 08-13-2003, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
yzerman. you used a contraction in your first post.

if i remember correctly from when i used to watch star trek robots do not use contractions.

/me goes and crawls back into his hole

What If I'm a contractor robot. Then I could contract the hell out of words.

The issue at hand is not if I'm a robot....its if you are one!

YzermanS19 · 08-13-2003, 06:43 PM

So thats what that GUILY is in your title........YOU'RE GUILTY OF BEING A ROBUT!

08-11-2003, 06:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Man vs. Machines How do I know your not all robots? Yeah, I'd like to see you answer that! And.....if you got a legitimate theory, tell me how you know that I'M not a robot! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

08-11-2003, 07:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	This is the most widespread robot pyramid scheme I've seen since many moons ago. This could possibly engulf all of TFP! WOE IS ME! I AM BUT A LONE HUMAN SURROUNDED BY ROBOTS! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

08-11-2003, 07:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Its no use denying it. We are all robots. And we are here to protect you. Do you have stairs in your house? __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance

08-11-2003, 11:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Do we robots not bleed lubricant, too? http://www.swingmachine.org/issue15/robot.html __________________ Google

08-11-2003, 11:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
drawerfixer Stonerific Location: Colorado	Steven Speilberg has been dropping hints all along... __________________ They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

08-11-2003, 07:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Possible Robot YzermanS19! We must be tested with fire Only a robot could survive that heat. I'll keep your burnt skull on my robot desk. -RGH

08-11-2003, 07:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	Robots we may well be. But Super Hi-Tech robots from Japan that can spell!!! Sayonara stupid human! Mr Mephisto

08-11-2003, 11:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Robots are smart...That answer enough? __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-12-2003, 07:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Robots are expected to be pervasive in the society in a not too distant future where they will work extensively as assistants of humans in various activities. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-12-2003, 07:07 AM	#12 (permalink)
wario Insane	0001101001001010101110010101010000101010101!

08-13-2003, 06:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	So thats what that GUILY is in your title........YOU'RE GUILTY OF BEING A ROBUT! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly