things that make you go 'UGH#@#$!' - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

WhoaitsZ · 08-11-2003, 09:17 AM

ever have one of those accidents that shock or piss you off so extreeme that you can't make a logical word come out?

i just did.

i pick up my ice cold powerade. i am in wheelchair, remember. nobody home. spill the drink in lap

UUUUUGGGGGHHHEGADS(@(*#()@(*#

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

if this keeps up i will never have kids.. sigh

tinfoil · 08-11-2003, 09:45 AM

My cup of coffee falling out of my cup holder while taking an excessivly sharp turn going entirely too fast and spilling all over the floor of my car.

That seriously sucks.

bender · 08-11-2003, 09:59 AM

trying to book out of work for lunch and having crap pop up and make it imposs. to get out !

sipsake · 08-11-2003, 12:03 PM

We just moved into our new house so I've had ample opportunities for accidents that make me yell #$%&!

The worst was when I was cleaning out the refrigerator. The bottom shelf is glass. I keep telling myself, "be careful, don't break it." Long story short, it slips from my hands, shatters into a million pieces, two of which end up in my foot.

@#$%!!!

WhoaitsZ · 08-11-2003, 02:12 PM

yes. a stripper. let us get one

yakimushi · 08-11-2003, 05:06 PM

I was at work, dress code is slacks and golf shirt, typical stuff.

I'm also a hobbyist glassblower and I like to use the stuff I make. I had a glass that I thought was thick enough to absorbe heat and not crack.

Well, I take this nice cup (deepest sapphire blue, with a red spiral wrap, just gorgeous) over to the break room and dump a packet of cocoa mix into the bottom. I walk over to the coffee machine, grab the hot water spigot, and start pouring Really Hot Water.

Lo and behold, the bottom of the cup explodes, showering the lower half of me with glass, hot water, and cocoa mud. Well SHIT.

I had to clean everything up and bolt home and change, it was awful, I had to keep explaining to people when I came back about where I had gone and why...

StormBerlin · 08-11-2003, 10:06 PM

Backing out of my parking space and thinking, "Maybe I should stop before I hit the car behind me. Nah I have plenty of room." Smack!

chewybaca96 · 08-11-2003, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by StormBerlin
Backing out of my parking space and thinking, "Maybe I should stop before I hit the car behind me. Nah I have plenty of room." Smack!

hey.... wait, if you're backing up out of your parking spot.....isnt that my truck parked there??? WTF!

YourNeverThere · 08-11-2003, 10:32 PM

ewwwwwww this thread is really making me cringe, for me its when i am smoking in my van and go to ash out the window and it just comes back in through the window and gets all over me, not only does it hurt but its scary as hell.

bernadette · 08-11-2003, 10:44 PM

when the streetlight was out on a moonless night, backing out of the driveway with adjacent too tall shrubbery, in my minivan, with way too dark windows cuz my husband wouldn't listen to the advice of the window tinting guy & go with a lighter tint for the back window... soooooo *CCRRRUNCH!@#*%" i back into hubby's black car across the street (it's not normally parked there)

gggggrrrrrroooooooooaaaannnn
'UGH#@#$!'

jhericurl21 · 08-11-2003, 10:57 PM

trying to spit outta a moving vehicle

Plummie · 08-12-2003, 12:42 AM

Heheh, all good ones.

Ah yes, another comes to mind.. when you unknowingly lean forward over a wet countertop and get a big water streak across the front of your shirt / jeans.

Very cool...

Munku · 08-12-2003, 04:08 AM

Lol Jheri, Speaking of that, when I was a kid, I was sucking on a red blowpop, so my spit was all nice and red. Well I had this big glob, and I poked my head out and spit straight forward. Nice move, and I got a big blop of red spit all over my face.

Troublebot · 08-12-2003, 05:55 AM

Usually any argument with my sister ends up with me spewing mutters and groans. She's a combination of illogical and stubborn, which causes me to become so angry that my head actually spins.

Midlandmadman · 08-12-2003, 07:34 AM

The quick answer to this is ............ STUPIDITY!!!!!

My story answer is this............ I once was buying a pizza at a place... It was $10.50 so I gave the girl working there $20.50 She then tries to give me the 50 cents back saying "its only 10.50" . Well, I informed her that the 50 cents was so I could get 10 dollars back and wouldn't have to get so much change back. To which she smiled and replied.... " oh ok, that makes some sence"..... then gave me a five , four ones and 4 quarters!!!!

I was so ...... I don't even know what I was..... I just took the money and walked off.

kalisto_911 · 08-12-2003, 08:28 AM

hahahaha oh man thats good Midlandmadman

I would have to say either stubbing a toe or really whacking my head on something and not even expecting it is what makes me howl crazy shit!

soopadoopa · 08-12-2003, 03:01 PM

Spilling an entire one gallon pitcher of lemonade on the kitchen floor.

Eweser · 08-18-2003, 07:02 AM

smashing of the fingers really gets me mad, especially when it's my own fault.

Memalvada · 08-18-2003, 11:08 AM

When you lean on a freshly painted fence - yeah, i didnt notice the "wet paint" sign, or the distinct smell of fresh paint until after I had paint all over my clothes and arms...

Vyk · 08-18-2003, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by Memalvada
When you lean on a freshly painted fence - yeah, i didnt notice the "wet paint" sign, or the distinct smell of fresh paint until after I had paint all over my clothes and arms...

I always thought that was just in the movies. d'oh!

parking in a different spot that normal for my birthday party so there'd be room for more folks to park led to disaster. Didn't look where I was back up until I heard the 'crunch' of my car giving my father's Suburban a little love tap.

@#$#!

iktoweya · 08-18-2003, 12:51 PM

i hate stupid people

two semesters ago i was in my truck with my room mate. we had just gone to get some burgers and we were headed home. i nicely asked him to hold his drink and not put it in the cupholder because it would surely fall. lo and behold he put it in the cupholder without me noticing. i took a turn like i normally would and BAM 64 oz of dr pepper all over my new truck.

UGH!!

08-11-2003, 09:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	things that make you go 'UGH#@#$!' ever have one of those accidents that shock or piss you off so extreeme that you can't make a logical word come out? i just did. i pick up my ice cold powerade. i am in wheelchair, remember. nobody home. spill the drink in lap UUUUUGGGGGHHHEGADS(@(#()@(# COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD if this keeps up i will never have kids.. sigh

08-11-2003, 09:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	My cup of coffee falling out of my cup holder while taking an excessivly sharp turn going entirely too fast and spilling all over the floor of my car. That seriously sucks. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

08-11-2003, 12:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
sipsake Psycho Location: Memphis	We just moved into our new house so I've had ample opportunities for accidents that make me yell #$%&! The worst was when I was cleaning out the refrigerator. The bottom shelf is glass. I keep telling myself, "be careful, don't break it." Long story short, it slips from my hands, shatters into a million pieces, two of which end up in my foot. @#$%!!! __________________ When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" Henry Rollins

08-11-2003, 10:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
StormBerlin Happy as a hippo Location: Southern California	Backing out of my parking space and thinking, "Maybe I should stop before I hit the car behind me. Nah I have plenty of room." Smack! __________________ "if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

08-11-2003, 10:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	ewwwwwww this thread is really making me cringe, for me its when i am smoking in my van and go to ash out the window and it just comes back in through the window and gets all over me, not only does it hurt but its scary as hell. __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

08-11-2003, 09:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	trying to book out of work for lunch and having crap pop up and make it imposs. to get out !

08-11-2003, 02:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	yes. a stripper. let us get one

08-11-2003, 05:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
yakimushi Addict	I was at work, dress code is slacks and golf shirt, typical stuff. I'm also a hobbyist glassblower and I like to use the stuff I make. I had a glass that I thought was thick enough to absorbe heat and not crack. Well, I take this nice cup (deepest sapphire blue, with a red spiral wrap, just gorgeous) over to the break room and dump a packet of cocoa mix into the bottom. I walk over to the coffee machine, grab the hot water spigot, and start pouring Really Hot Water. Lo and behold, the bottom of the cup explodes, showering the lower half of me with glass, hot water, and cocoa mud. Well SHIT. I had to clean everything up and bolt home and change, it was awful, I had to keep explaining to people when I came back about where I had gone and why...

08-11-2003, 10:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	when the streetlight was out on a moonless night, backing out of the driveway with adjacent too tall shrubbery, in my minivan, with way too dark windows cuz my husband wouldn't listen to the advice of the window tinting guy & go with a lighter tint for the back window... soooooo CCRRRUNCH!@#%" i back into hubby's black car across the street (it's not normally parked there) gggggrrrrrroooooooooaaaannnn 'UGH#@#$!' __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-11-2003, 10:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
jhericurl21 Banned	trying to spit outta a moving vehicle

08-12-2003, 12:42 AM	#12 (permalink)
Plummie Liquid Diamonds Location: Lexington, KY	Heheh, all good ones. Ah yes, another comes to mind.. when you unknowingly lean forward over a wet countertop and get a big water streak across the front of your shirt / jeans. Very cool... __________________ Kim

08-12-2003, 04:08 AM	#13 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Lol Jheri, Speaking of that, when I was a kid, I was sucking on a red blowpop, so my spit was all nice and red. Well I had this big glob, and I poked my head out and spit straight forward. Nice move, and I got a big blop of red spit all over my face.

08-12-2003, 05:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Usually any argument with my sister ends up with me spewing mutters and groans. She's a combination of illogical and stubborn, which causes me to become so angry that my head actually spins. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-12-2003, 07:34 AM	#15 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	The quick answer to this is ............ STUPIDITY!!!!! My story answer is this............ I once was buying a pizza at a place... It was $10.50 so I gave the girl working there $20.50 She then tries to give me the 50 cents back saying "its only 10.50" . Well, I informed her that the 50 cents was so I could get 10 dollars back and wouldn't have to get so much change back. To which she smiled and replied.... " oh ok, that makes some sence"..... then gave me a five , four ones and 4 quarters!!!! I was so ...... I don't even know what I was..... I just took the money and walked off. __________________ Its good to be back.

08-12-2003, 08:28 AM	#16 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	hahahaha oh man thats good Midlandmadman I would have to say either stubbing a toe or really whacking my head on something and not even expecting it is what makes me howl crazy shit! __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

08-12-2003, 03:01 PM	#17 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Spilling an entire one gallon pitcher of lemonade on the kitchen floor.

08-18-2003, 07:02 AM	#18 (permalink)
Eweser Psycho Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A	smashing of the fingers really gets me mad, especially when it's my own fault. __________________ "Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

08-18-2003, 11:08 AM	#19 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	When you lean on a freshly painted fence - yeah, i didnt notice the "wet paint" sign, or the distinct smell of fresh paint until after I had paint all over my clothes and arms... __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

08-18-2003, 12:51 PM	#21 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	i hate stupid people two semesters ago i was in my truck with my room mate. we had just gone to get some burgers and we were headed home. i nicely asked him to hold his drink and not put it in the cupholder because it would surely fall. lo and behold he put it in the cupholder without me noticing. i took a turn like i normally would and BAM 64 oz of dr pepper all over my new truck. UGH!! __________________ i miss K-Wise