You better make up for it.[NSFW]
 

........my absence that is.

gotta go work on the road for a bit up country (5-6 weeks),and i need you freaks to fill my shoes.

i'm gonna try and hit the town where they have interwebs once a week to drop in so.......i expect you guys to pull my weight.

talk like me,act like me........fucking fill my shoes you bastards.:thumbsup:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1273295281




that's right........:oogle:

We'll see you when you get back, Fly. :thumbsup:

Meanwhile, here's a hairy ass to keep us company...












http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09..._aHairyAss.jpg

I.AM.FUCKING.FLY

http://www.treehugger.com/green-porn...-sex-photo.jpg

if we were there, would we see you saw wood or what?

had to dig for this one...

http://i.min.us/in6vWu.jpg

Nice, Phil.

i'm sure i can figure out how to do that.........

just got to use lots of periods...... and only CAPITALIZE random words....

how easy is that?????

never underestimate the mental capacity of a fly

it's something hobbits can neither fathom nor understand

just about on the road.........3am monday morn..........trying to dial in all the chores,so my sweetie has an easier time with the animals...........keep up the good work folks.

Nick.....i got your wood right here baby.:D

Phil.....nice slam,and i probably deserve it.:orly:

Plan9....no need to egg 'ol uncle phil on eh.:no:

Eden.............................................................................................................................................................FUCK YOU!(that's right.no smilie,fuck you)

dlish....you are a smart man.


cheers all...........i will try and jump in when i can.........time to make some fucking money baby


WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO................

Your shoes might serve, but I have a better idea.

are you doing one of those "world's most dangerous jobs"? stay safe

Beer box on my head...got it :thumbsup: Good luck & have fun :)

bye-bye fly.......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1273412696

Fly,
I'll think of you every time a bug splats on my windshield

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...flypreview.jpg

you know the last thing to go through a bugs mind upon impact is his ass eh........:D


speaking of asses..........see you later joe.

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same damn job,and it's not too dangerous.........just outta town is all.



money,money,money baby.:thumbsup:

So are you rolling in green, or just rolling green?

Fly the fun zone won't be the same without you, hurry the fuck back.

Don't get lost in the woods, follow the rivers and look for animal trails. I know 90% of Canada looks the same. (Tree, Tree, Tree, Snow, Tree, Tree, Tree, More snow, Snow covered tree).

i will be.........and i will be.:D




Eden........i've been in and outta the bush all my life......this will be like a home coming for me man.......Pemberton BC,here comes trouble..........

your honey at home know about all this in and out of bush?

if you head north, I'll meet you in Prince George. I worked there for a week at a time a couple times. I recall one day it warmed up to -30 and everybody was walking around in nothing but flannel shirts...and pants. There's a bar in that town which was the first place I ever saw a clear plastic flexible shower drop down and the stripper take a shower while we had beers and then she dried herself off ...that was my favorite part she did that so good.

yup........PG was fun when i stayed there for a couple months......


we have good ballet dancers too eh Nick?



and wrong bush too bud........i meant the forest eh.:D

His ass, while unseen,
haunts me still, when I'm dreaming,
& loyalty wins.

Fly, if your ass is as nice as all the reports, don't bend over in the woods

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...als/moose3.jpg

he's gonna kill us when he gets back...

its ok uncle phil..

ive got this...

http://www.asian-central.com/stuffas...ly-swatter.jpg

Or this...

http://storage.ttinet.com/ebay/products/kole/gh267.jpg

We could just beg forgiveness.

beg????.....forgiveness?? pfffttt!!!!

you dont know us well enough then OCM

ill keep the squatter

daaayyymmmmmm!

You could be right, mister, but I think Fly appreciates my sensitive side.

you guys are great...........quick 2 days outta the bush


there is sweet fuck all where i'm at,no internet for one,and cell service is the shits too.


thanks for playin'.

this is.........a damn fine ass.



http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/attachm...-up-fly-11.jpg

I'd like to watch her put her pants on.

count me as one who'd like to see her take them off...

hell.........i'd take either scenario......

and, i would gladly drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie...

damnit, phil!

I'm sewing as fast as I can.

is he back yet?

That's so god damn pretty... Why did I quit again?

If someone showed up with some good bud like that, I'd be hesitant to turn that down.

He who hesitates is lost.

I thought it was the crystalline entity at first.

Too much Trek for you!

/me, too

I'm glad Fly has his beer priorities straight:

Associated Press
CHICOPEE, Mass. - Authorities say a Massachusetts man offered to give his 3-month-old daughter to a maintenance man outside a gas station convenience store in exchange for a pair of 40-ounce beers.
Chicopee police say 24-year-old Matthew Brace of Northampton made the offer on Monday. The maintenance man called police, who found Brace hiding with the girl behind a trash container. State child welfare officials took the baby into custody. Police say Brace was not arrested but will be summoned to court to face a charge of reckless endangerment of a child. A phone number for him could not immediately be found.
The child's mother was in the store at the time buying cigarettes. She has not been charged.

Does this mean she got the cigarettes for free?

iLike

So does our hero.

I wonder how many times the woman with three buttocks has turned out to be incompletely different?

fre, i did that in "take three..."

Apparently, it's still all about the ass.

Pirates love their booty.

I still haven't finished the ode.

That ode could never be finished.

It's an infinity thing. A fine fine ass indeed.

Fly's gonna laugh his off at that one, darlin'.

I wonder what the guys Fly's working with think of his ass? Do they know about it? Should we tell them?

I wonder, as he's working,
if he might be sweating a little.
I could appreciate that.

Hola fuckers...............

we been keepin' the faith, buddy...

and a damn fine job of it too..........

It's been out of a certain faith, Fly. How'd the job go?

the job went well.........better than i thought it would.

i do have to go back in a week or two for a few days to tickity boo the finishing touches so........all in all a good trip.

thanks for playin' while i was absent.

no sweat, man ...though sweaty women are so...wet

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...20Sweating.jpg

you're an ass man too ain't ya' phil?

He's physical.

hell,this thread is almost as good as the "little something" thread.

Making up is easier that meeting.

see..........nature knows it's all about the ass too.......

Yeah, she knows her ins & outs.

well hell..........just found out i gotta go back in the bush on monday...........for maybe 2 weeks........keep this fucker goin'.

:thumbsup:two days 'til you go, eh?:thumbsup:

yeah baby...........that's the ticket.

Oh, that's how you drive those things.

WANT

shoot by ya' bastard

no needles required

thanks phil...........see all you wingnuts in a week or so.........



OUT!

Don't worry about changing the oil.