Where is it legal to sell organs?
 

I am in a financial hole, but I suspect my god-given parts may be of value. How many pesos could I get for a testicle?

I once heard you can sale your left testicle to the University of Utah for 10 grand.

I also have no idea if my previous statement is true or not.

Well if your not in urgent need of cash try sperm banks. Some will pay up to $500 each visit

If you can pass the difficult qualifications and are ok with limiting your ejaculations for them.

Selling plasma is also a good option.

I'll give you $14.95USD for an ear. Preferably the left one.

i read a story a few days ago about an israeli man who answered the ad of someone who needed a kidney in the states.

he got paid 20,000 USD for it, although it was illegal and highly unethical to do something like this.

before you even think of doing any operation, you're looking at least 6 months recovery period before you are back on track at 100%. with all the soft tissue, you'll swell like a mother down there.

the next point that should be considered is if you donate a testicle, is the sperm produced, yours or theirs. what paternity issues may arise in the future because of this?

theres too many issues here, but im unsure if the OP is serious or this is just a joke

Huh?? Address please.


edit.

oh dammit. forget it.

^^ Lol at Leto!

Your testicle is worth i pesos.




If you're a math nerd, that's funny.

oh god... I am finding that far more amusing than I should.

Yes, come to the dark side you must.

I only just realized this was in economics! WTF?

Nothing more to add here ... carry on.

if i were to sell an organ..........it would be on a street corner and hopefully some sweet young lass would dial it right in......



if you know what i mean...

Apparently it's quite legal to sell organs here:

http://www.tompetro.com/HAMMOND/STOR...AMMOND2new.jpg

I was first thinking ebay >> Online Human Organ Sales

Wanna buy my skin?

Fly into Tailand and cross the border into Laos. I'd suggest doing this by going west of Viang Chan, that way you can get plenty of supplies. Head North until you see a tall mountain with a great shadow. Under the shadow of the mountain you'll find a lone hut with an old man named, "Singh" or "The Lion". Tell him Will sent you. Good luck.

Freman, no, but ill take that Magnum PI moustache