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cchris · 07-02-2003, 07:19 AM

Couple ordered to stop squealing and groaning during sex

An Italian couple have been ordered to make love more quietly after the woman's screams of ecstasy provoked complaints from neighbours.

The couple, both in their 20s, were taken to court after a family living next door grew fed up at being woken up by high pitched squeals and groaning.

The couple were originally told they must be completely silent during sex but Judge Ermanno Tristano overturned that ruling.

He relented after the husband told him: "Your honour I can't make love properly unless my wife screams. It's like having sex with a cushion."

But he warned the couple, who have not been named, they could face jail unless they make love quietly between the hours of 11pm and 7am.

The neighbours took the case to court after living next door to the couple in Treviso, northern Italy, for four years.

Snoogans · 07-02-2003, 12:46 PM

Crappy neighbours

Conclamo Ludus · 07-02-2003, 12:48 PM

That's true, if his wife doesn't scream its like having sex with a cusion.

Loup · 07-02-2003, 03:23 PM

Whisper it to you? Uh ... ok.

An Italian couple have been ordered to make love more quietly after the woman's screams of ecstasy provoked complaints from neighbours.

The couple, both in their 20s, were taken to court after a family living next door grew fed up at being woken up by high pitched squeals and groaning.

The couple were originally told they must be completely silent during sex but Judge Ermanno Tristano overturned that ruling.

He relented after the husband told him: "Your honour I can't make love properly unless my wife screams. It's like having sex with a cushion."

But he warned the couple, who have not been named, they could face jail unless they make love quietly between the hours of 11pm and 7am.

The neighbours took the case to court after living next door to the couple in Treviso, northern Italy, for four years.

Shhhhhh.

Fremen · 07-02-2003, 03:40 PM

Hehehe, nice one, djp.

07-02-2003, 07:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Whisper me this Couple ordered to stop squealing and groaning during sex An Italian couple have been ordered to make love more quietly after the woman's screams of ecstasy provoked complaints from neighbours. The couple, both in their 20s, were taken to court after a family living next door grew fed up at being woken up by high pitched squeals and groaning. The couple were originally told they must be completely silent during sex but Judge Ermanno Tristano overturned that ruling. He relented after the husband told him: "Your honour I can't make love properly unless my wife screams. It's like having sex with a cushion." But he warned the couple, who have not been named, they could face jail unless they make love quietly between the hours of 11pm and 7am. The neighbours took the case to court after living next door to the couple in Treviso, northern Italy, for four years. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-02-2003, 12:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	Crappy neighbours __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

07-02-2003, 12:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	That's true, if his wife doesn't scream its like having sex with a cusion. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-02-2003, 03:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	Whisper it to you? Uh ... ok. An Italian couple have been ordered to make love more quietly after the woman's screams of ecstasy provoked complaints from neighbours. The couple, both in their 20s, were taken to court after a family living next door grew fed up at being woken up by high pitched squeals and groaning. The couple were originally told they must be completely silent during sex but Judge Ermanno Tristano overturned that ruling. He relented after the husband told him: "Your honour I can't make love properly unless my wife screams. It's like having sex with a cushion." But he warned the couple, who have not been named, they could face jail unless they make love quietly between the hours of 11pm and 7am. The neighbours took the case to court after living next door to the couple in Treviso, northern Italy, for four years. Shhhhhh. __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

07-02-2003, 03:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Hehehe, nice one, djp. __________________ Google