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phredgreen 06-04-2003 09:28 PM

penguins
 
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THE PENGUIN CONSPIRACY

be afraid... they really are out to get us...

Antagony 06-04-2003 09:34 PM

Wow, now maybe people won't think I'm crazy!

Phred, you really do have a knack for finding the strangest links.

XenuHubbard 06-04-2003 09:53 PM

This really reminded me of my fiancee's penguin jammies.

And all this time I thought she was in the Illuminati...

Rienfliesch 06-09-2003 06:55 AM

Evil bastard peguins....

GSRIDER 06-09-2003 07:07 AM

damn them and thier allies the bunnies

Snoogans 06-09-2003 08:55 AM

I knew it all along...

uncle phil 06-09-2003 01:17 PM

i was sitting here wondering where their pants were and got 404d...

platypus 06-09-2003 01:43 PM

Linux is out to get me?

Giant Hamburger 06-09-2003 02:10 PM

Suddenly a bulky white shape loomed up ahead of us, and we flashed on the second torch. It is odd how wholly this new quest had turned our minds from earlier fears of what might lurk near. Those other ones, having left their supplies in the great circular place, must have planned to return after their scouting trip toward or into the abyss; yet we had now discarded all caution concerning them as completely as if they had never existed. This white, waddling thing was fully six feet high, yet we seemed to realize at once that it was not one of those others. They were larger and dark, and, according to the sculptures, their motion over land surfaces was a swift, assured matter despite the queerness of their sea-born tentacle equipment. But to say that the white thing did not profoundly frighten us would be vain. We were indeed clutched for an instant by primitive dread almost sharper than the worst of our reasoned fears regarding those others. Then came a flash of anticlimax as the white shape sidled into a lateral archway to our left to join two others of its kind which had summoned it in raucous tones. For it was only a penguin - albeit of a huge, unknown species larger than the greatest of the known king penguins, and monstrous in its combined albinism and virtual eyelessness.

When we had followed the thing into the archway and turned both our torches on the indifferent and unheeding group of three, we saw that they were all eyeless albinos of the same unknown and gigantic species. Their size reminded us of some of the archaic penguins depicted in the Old Ones' sculptures, and it did not take us long to conclude that they were descended from the same stock-undoubtedly surviving through a retreat to some warmer inner region whose perpetual blackness had destroyed their pigmentation and atrophied their eyes to mere useless slits. That their present habitat was the vast abyss we sought, was not for a moment to be doubted; and this evidence of the gulf's continued warmth and habitability filled us with the most curious and subtly perturbing fancies.

We wondered, too, what had caused these three birds to venture out of their usual domain. The state and silence of the great dead city made it clear that it had at no time been an habitual seasonal rookery, whilst the manifest indifference of the trio to our presence made it seem odd that any passing party of those others should have startled them. Was it possible that those others had taken some aggressive action or t-ried to increase their meat supply? We doubted whether that pungent odor which the dogs had hated could cause an equal antipathy in these penguins, since their ancestors had obviously lived on excellent terms with the Old Ones - an amicable relationship which must have survived in the abyss below as long as any of the Old Ones remained. Regretting - in a flare-up of the old spirit of pure science - that we could not photograph these anomalous creatures, we shortly left them to their squawking and pushed on toward the abyss whose openness was now so positively proved to us, and whose exact direction occasional penguin tracks made clear.

H.P. Lovecraft's At The Mountains of Madness

Stiltzkin 06-09-2003 05:47 PM

Duh, thats my army of penguins. BBtB can second that.

3leggedfrog 06-09-2003 11:19 PM

thats great man. thats why i am hiding from them. i guess they want more than just my sanity.

SecretMethod70 06-10-2003 01:51 AM

That's right! And you better beware - the enforcements from space have almost arrived! We will have the WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

Oh, and don't mess with me. Notice my title, "gentooified."

Yep, and need I remind you what the Penguin Conspiracy site says about us Gentoo Penguins?

Quote:

these penguins are the masters of the beak fight. They're beaks are red of the blood of their victims. These penguins are the cold hearted killers who take care of the dirty work.
Stay on my good side and you will be spared - I'll use my influence to get TFP members a small island somewhere in the Pacific. ;)

Meridae'n 06-10-2003 03:16 AM

I'm never going down to Phillip Island again...


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