Rare Appearance by a 19th century Autocrat in my Dreams
I dreamt that Napoleon III was banging my mistress. Then I nearly strangled him to death but let him go. Then I thought, "I can't believe I let him go, he could have me killed at any minute!" But he seemed cool about the whole thing.
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Funny you should mention that....
I had a dream I was on the wrong side of giant-pig's-tooth fence and my mate was on the other. I asked him how he got over and he replied "somebody asked me over." At which point I jumped up in bed and shouted "SOMEBODY ASKED YOU OVER?" Unfortunately for me, I was sleeping with my new girlfriend (of less than a month) and now she won't stop asking what I meant by it. Fucking women. |
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