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Who started the Kill, Fuck or Marry thread on the ol'TFP?
That was a pretty fun thread. Any takers? TV News: Laura Logan Tom Brokaw Christina Anapour |
Laura Logan: marry
Tom Brokaw: marry Christina Anapour: marry hey dont knock it it takes all kinds im sure they look great after a romp in the hay |
Kill Laura Logan... dunno who she is
Fuck Christina Amanpour... just cause she's a chick Marry Tom Brokaw. He has the most money. Ice Cube Ice-T Vanilla Ice |
the queen
the pope princess stephanie of monaco |
Forgot to mention the rules:
Must answer the last poster that posted correctly (KWSN) and then post 3 more choices. Resume play |
Marry Gary Coleman... for being Gary Coleman
Kill Todd Bridges... nothing better to do with him Fuck Dana Plato... if she were alive How aboooout.... crappy Canadian singers! Alanis Morrisette Celine Dion Joelle Rabu |
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I'd kill Vanilla Ice (that's a shocker) I'd marry Ice-T 'cause he's cool I'd fuck Ice Cube 'cause he's who's left President Bush Colin Powell Dick Cheney |
bush fuck just for the name
colin fuck just for a name that almost colon dick fuck just for the name britney christina cher |
KILL CHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Britney Fuck Christina Marry Britney Marry Christina How about... The Father The Son The Holy Ghost |
The rules of the game are you must Kill one, marry one, and fuck one... not kill all three, etc. Then post 3 more people for the next person to decide.
Play right, or don't play at all. |
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You're great, Jadzia!:D |
I loved this game. So I'm starting it back up... do as they said before, play it RIGHT.
Here goes: Angus Young Bon Scott Brian Johnson |
so good to see this game back!
kill Bon Scott - not much work here. fuck Brian Johnson - good for a short screaming match. marry Angus Young - a keeper to be sure! and... Beyonce Kelly Michelle |
kill Beyonce
fuck Michelle marry Kelly ------ Laura Innes Laura Brannigan Laura Schlessinger |
ok, had to research these lovely ladies.
so, Kill Laura Schlessinger. strange. Fuck Laura Brannigan. what an icon. Marry Laura Innes. i need a rich doctor sugar mummy. so... Drew Cameron Lucy |
Kill Drew
Fuck Cameron and Marry Lucy so... KWSN Bones Bundy |
Marry KWSN
Kill Bones Fuck Bundy ...based on avatars :D Alvin Simon Theodore |
Cherrio!
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Fuck Mrs. Garrett (oh yeah, oldey but goody)
Kill Dudley, cause he was traumatized enough by the Bike shop guy, aka-Mr. Carlton from WKRP) Marry Mr. Drummond cause he's rich. ----- Tony Dorsett Tony Danza Tony Bennett Quote:
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kill
kill kill paul,ringo and yoko |
Kill Yoko - who wouldn't
Fuck Ringo - you know what they say about big noses.... Marry Paul - he's my soulmate. George W Bush Tony Blair Johnny Howard |
kill 'em all
conan 'obrien, strom thurmond, oprah winfrey |
Strom Thurmond is already dead, but let's kill him again.
Fuck Conan yes I pick conan over oprah... and Marry Oprah.. I don't have to fuck her do I? Joe bob Briggs Billy Bob Thorton John Wayne Gacy |
Kill Joe Bob Briggs. Just because.
Fuck John Wayne Gacy. No, seriously, fuck John Wayne Gacy. Marry Billy Bob Thornton. Hey, he still has traces of Angelina on him. Mmmm... Jolie.... ---------- Steven Seagal Stephen Baldwin Steve Carrel |
Marry Frylock, 'cause he's so damn smart.
Kill Shake, although that's been done before and hasn't worked Fuck Meatwad. Hmmmm, interesting. Carl I'll just leave alone, maybe go over and use his pool. Here's a trio: Neil Peart Geddy Lee Alex Lifeson |
Kill Geddy Lee because he is hideous and distubing to small children and pets.
Fuck Neil Peart because drummers are cool. Marry Alex Lifeson because he's got lovely hair. Howard Dean John Kerry Hillary Clinton |
fuck hillary
marry the other two Neil Simon Neil Armstrong Kneel Before Zod |
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Kill "Kneel Before Zod." It's a phrase, not a person
Marry Neil Armstrong. That way I could challenge Buzz Aldrin and not get punched Fuck Neil Simon, because he's Neil Simon. ------------- How about... Ashley Judd Judd Nelson Cletus T. Judd |
fuck the olsen twins
kill koch marry the smurf Mary Tyler Moore Dick Van Dyke Julie Andrews |
Kill Dick
Fuck Mary Tyler Moore like there is no tomorrow Marry Julie Andrews because she would make a great mom, or grandmother...or nanny. Snow White Sleeping Beauty Princess Jasmine from Alladin |
kill Jasmine
fuck sleeping beauty marry Ms. White (she's so fucking wholesome...) Jesse Ventura Fairuza Balk Melanie Grifith |
fuck Fairuza Balk
marry Ventura.....he's govener for christ sake kill Grifith she f'n annoying |
fuck Cheese's sig
Marry Cheese Kill his webcam Hamburger onion rings chocolate milkshake |
Fuck - Giabnt Hamburger
marry - KWSN Kill - Shingo ----------------------------- Betty White Barbara Bush Elizabeth Taylor |
Hail Bones' Cetified Public Accountant!
If you are going to fuck me you had better spell my name right. I demand an edit, and flowers. -GH |
Fuck Betty White...I hear she's freaky.
Marry Elizabeth Taylor...she's rich and not bad looking for her age. Kill Barbara Bush...with love. What to do with the Latin Trifecta? Ricky Martin Mark Anthony Enrique Iglecias |
Kill Enrique - what good is he to humanity?
Fuck Mark Anthony - (to quote cybermike) no, really, FUCK MARK ANTHONY. Marry Ricky Martin - he´s just so dreamy. so... Hugo Balzac Tolstoy |
yes Boney, Honore de Ballsack. the great French novelist.
Ballsack may be justly compared with Dickens for humour, but Dickens was broader in caricature; and with Thackeray for satire. some of Ballsacks work includes; ´Don´t be Blue´ and ´Goddam i´m Itchy: the issues of crabs´. |
Fuck Hugo
Marry Balzac. How great would it be to be Ms. Balzac? Kill Tolstoy Famous Carpenters John Carpenter Karen Carpenter Joseph the Carpenter |
Fuck Karen
Kill john marry joseph --- Bundy Manson Dahmer |
Marry Bundy, change his first name to Peg.
Fuck Manson...just to say "Hey I fucked Manson." Kill Dahmer in prison... Mao Tse Dung Adolph Hitler Martha Stewart |
Kill Adolph
Fuck Mao (in the arse, for all the crappy import shit) Marry Martha- she'll be gone for a while! U.S.~ Kelly Rippa Regis Philbin Kathy Lee Or International~ Prince Charles Prince Whatever Prince Whatthefuck |
Um... Richeeeeee - don´t tell me i need to tell you that every single one of those names is known outside the US. yes, the US media is globally dominant.
but i´ll do both... Kill Regis - mug da pimp for his millions. Fuck Kathy Lee - thats a story for the pub. Marry Kelly - what a honey. and shes just so chipper as well. and Kill Charlie - what a loser, the world will not miss his sorry soul. Fuck Whatthefuck - well, lets see if he´s named appropriately. Marry Whatever - then i can plot my world domination. |
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didn't realize the US Media disease spread so far beyond our shores--I apologize for such crap... Where's Your 3, Bundy? |
oh DOH...
my 3 are.... Billy Ray Cyrus Tim McGraw Garth Brooks |
Kill Billy Ray by means of tearing out his achy-breaky heart... right out of his chest.
Fuck Garth... have him put that cowboy hat over his face while I'm doing it, though. Marry Tim... but just for the ulterior motive of getting at Faith... ----------- John Elway Dan Marino Joe Montana |
kill Marino (he was in Ace ventura :pet detective)
fuck elway.... marry montana (thats a big state you know THINK OF ALL THE PUSSY A WHOLE STATE PHEW WEE) Ronald McDOnald Captin Kangaroo Bruce Banner (the hulk) |
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I guess I will be the bigger man. Here are your flowers Giant Hamburger: http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~lo...id/flowers.jpg (Tip the delivery girl well.) |
Kill Bruce Banner -> before he kills me
Fuck Captain Kangaroo -> he's just so cuddly Marry Ronald McDonald -> you know dinner will be ready when you get home -------------------------- Curly Curly Joe Shemp |
MARRY THEM ALL... sorry, there's no way I could kill off a stooge.
---------- Whoopie Goldberg Yahoo Serious Aylin Yay |
Kill Yahoo Serious
Fuck Whoopie Goldberg (ok, ok... Make Whoopie with Goldberg) Mary Aylin Yay, though I don't know who that is. At least I could claim to be Mr. Yay. --- Bill Gates Michael Dell Steve Jobs |
KILL BILL GATES
Fuck Michael Dell (Dude... I'll be gettin' some Dell) Marry Steve Jobs, just because. -------- Mao Tse-Tung Vladimir Illyich Lenin Ho Chi Minh |
KILL KILL KILL!
Kermit Big Bird Jackie Chan |
Did I getddit wrong? Can I KILL them all, or do I have to KILL one, marry one and fuck one?
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Kill Jackie Chan - too hyper
Fuck Big Bird - just to hear the sounds he would make Marry Kermit - if it is good enough for a pig.... ------------------------ Luke Wilson Owen Wilson Wilson (from "Cast Away") |
Marry Luke.. hmm...
Kill Owen.. Dumb name... Fuck Wilson.. A little work and he would make a great fuck toy Bill Gates Shannon Elizabeth Osama Bin Laden |
easy...
Kill Osama - who wouldn´t. Fuck Bill - i´d love to just bend him over and smash him. Marry Shannon - incredible woman. she´s a keeper. Virginie Ledoyen Laetitia Casta Audrey Tautou |
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