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Giant Hamburger · 12-13-2003, 03:53 PM

Hail Citizens!

It is days like these that find me

longing for simpler times.

Old times, when aliens and olives
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TADVAm0YntB9d*UnkSrK7AZAs1HXUaMr1m2vbXoNK7iNelJsjsCCbDL0EbGlO3EO1P9NiQkaS0!so1*kHwJ7!oT9YWzfFOuLm4CWLPtfe5pntya0ToU20A/alienolives.bmp?dc=4675451185045383149[/img]
were not so dissimilar.

At night, my fingers wander
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restlessly without goal.

I have searched for answers

in the usual places

and the wide open ones
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDlAnIWND*2jltAJo2!i9D6l4E!jUpA8VTYpQ8wmpHK2M6TTsfq!Py27R3SCsNxMEWY8TZ1emtJRAdKSNlVB*XFDNuBrnSXKG5t*!R2nbE/return.bmp?dc=4675449574076223720[/img]
to no avail.

It is difficult to recapture

the pleasures of youth.

There is joy in trying
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQAAABsXIm*N6oxh6rt7Lr*AsVGPFpVNYwxn7FVzV5v!88D2*J9xoI9q*fnLp6Fh2BKk0zZtjaF1pH58r4NkgSKjMbnLI5YPy0fX5bm00FDfzueYLwJvvw/headless.bmp?dc=4675447709519230698[/img]
even in glorious failure.

May your harmonious path lead not to headlessness.
-GH

bermuDa · 12-13-2003, 05:17 PM

lol, more paint from the master!

numist · 12-13-2003, 11:45 PM

fucking brilliant!

I sit in awe of the hamburger and his kind, and promise to always make more of his kind the best that I can (being a cook at the university, I shall do my best).

Long live Giant Hamburger!

Snoogans · 12-14-2003, 01:14 PM

Beautiful

Jeff · 12-15-2003, 04:03 PM

Nice. I especially like the one with all the multi-colored dildos lined up.

hu-man · 12-16-2003, 04:08 AM

These are great!
You should have a website with your drawings, you're the next Sam Brown!

Sho Nuff · 12-17-2003, 01:16 PM

Its Dali with a PC

bernadette · 12-19-2003, 03:28 PM

nothing but &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; for the GH's artwork & stories.

QuasiMojo · 12-20-2003, 08:22 PM

I no longer believe.

I am cast in a dark, despondancy based upon what I have just seen. (scene)

oh
nothing makes much sense anymore....

Giant Hamburger · 01-21-2004, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuasiMojo
I no longer believe.

I am cast in a dark, despondancy based upon what I have just seen. (scene)

oh
nothing makes much sense anymore....

I feel you Quasimojo.

My spiritual appetite cannot be sated by Earthly means.
My hunger leads me further and further away.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQAAAAMX6Gd3c5ug9tKpwtnQZsNIuQGzoWjziH1DRR32332gG0oRsxVuHrSwcg2MTfswcYg!N0a50wGadIb8vZuzav*kf64weN4UCRBmHG58V0qP4nmMIQ/stomach0.jpg?dc=4675456539747257905[/img]
Soon you will not be able to hear the rumblings of my emptiness.

Think of me when you look into the night sky.
-GH

bernadette · 01-21-2004, 04:20 PM

NOOOOOOO! COME BACK GH!!!!!!!!!!!

please, don't leave us......

Astrocloud · 01-22-2004, 01:11 AM

I like these stories. Thanks.

Dano069 · 01-26-2004, 12:59 PM

Nice work GH. I really like the "Fingers Wandering" picture. Thanks for sharing.

eyeronic · 02-03-2004, 11:15 PM

You have mad talent kid! You should make a children's book and make millions of dollars and buy some tasty burgers.

troit · 02-05-2004, 09:31 AM

GH -- I've yet to see any of these but now that I have been enlightened I will seek more of the same... or something like that.

Charlatan · 02-05-2004, 09:37 AM

/bows low to the King of MSPaint.

Fly · 02-15-2004, 10:51 AM

damn fine work my man.

thanx

12-13-2003, 03:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	The Tao of Hamburger Hail Citizens! It is days like these that find me longing for simpler times. Old times, when aliens and olives [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TADVAm0YntB9dUnkSrK7AZAs1HXUaMr1m2vbXoNK7iNelJsjsCCbDL0EbGlO3EO1P9NiQkaS0!so1kHwJ7!oT9YWzfFOuLm4CWLPtfe5pntya0ToU20A/alienolives.bmp?dc=4675451185045383149[/img] were not so dissimilar. At night, my fingers wander [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwAAABkWmyghNbwCQYHHglyR!aIMe4Bbd1G8nTkV0QPhjU8FMC6ch15y2yWxTKF8OhEXIlg83Xk9!I51JI4VOcmEaH5lInD0om7XK2f1k/fings0.bmp?dc=4675451184963805813[/img] restlessly without goal. I have searched for answers in the usual places and the wide open ones [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDlAnIWND2jltAJo2!i9D6l4E!jUpA8VTYpQ8wmpHK2M6TTsfq!Py27R3SCsNxMEWY8TZ1emtJRAdKSNlVBXFDNuBrnSXKG5t!R2nbE/return.bmp?dc=4675449574076223720[/img] to no avail. It is difficult to recapture the pleasures of youth. There is joy in trying [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQAAABsXImN6oxh6rt7LrAsVGPFpVNYwxn7FVzV5v!88D2J9xoI9qfnLp6Fh2BKk0zZtjaF1pH58r4NkgSKjMbnLI5YPy0fX5bm00FDfzueYLwJvvw/headless.bmp?dc=4675447709519230698[/img] even in glorious failure. May your harmonious path lead not to headlessness. -GH Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 12-13-2003 at 03:58 PM..*

12-13-2003, 05:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	lol, more paint from the master! __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

12-14-2003, 01:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	Beautiful __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

12-15-2003, 04:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jeff And we'll all float on ok... Location: Iowa City	Nice. I especially like the one with all the multi-colored dildos lined up. __________________ For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski

12-17-2003, 01:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sho Nuff Addict Location: Harlem	Its Dali with a PC __________________ I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me.

12-13-2003, 11:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	fucking brilliant! I sit in awe of the hamburger and his kind, and promise to always make more of his kind the best that I can (being a cook at the university, I shall do my best). Long live Giant Hamburger!

12-16-2003, 04:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
hu-man The one that got away Location: Over the hill and far away	These are great! You should have a website with your drawings, you're the next Sam Brown!

12-19-2003, 03:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	nothing but &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; for the GH's artwork & stories. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-20-2003, 08:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	I no longer believe. I am cast in a dark, despondancy based upon what I have just seen. (scene) oh nothing makes much sense anymore.... __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

01-21-2004, 04:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	NOOOOOOO! COME BACK GH!!!!!!!!!!! please, don't leave us...... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-22-2004, 01:11 AM	#12 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I like these stories. Thanks.

01-26-2004, 12:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dano069 is Nucking Futs! Location: On the edge of sanity	Nice work GH. I really like the "Fingers Wandering" picture. Thanks for sharing. __________________ I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

02-03-2004, 11:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	You have mad talent kid! You should make a children's book and make millions of dollars and buy some tasty burgers. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

02-05-2004, 09:31 AM	#15 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	GH -- I've yet to see any of these but now that I have been enlightened I will seek more of the same... or something like that. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

02-05-2004, 09:37 AM	#16 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	/bows low to the King of MSPaint. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-15-2004, 10:51 AM	#17 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	damn fine work my man. thanx __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios