1. jack white (i wish i was your sister too if ya know what i mean)
2. orlando bloom (in his legolas outfit only)
3. matt damon
4. ryan adams (assuming he could just not talk. sing? sure, but everytime he talks he sounds like a schmo)
5. jared leto (old school yum -- i hope he lets me call him Jordan.)

Does he need anything other than a voice?
But just imagine being wrapped in those Arms!