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JadziaDax · 08-08-2003, 06:10 PM

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, When I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. Because I wanna take my money to the after life."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoebox with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man."

She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into My account and I wrote him a check."

StormBerlin · 08-08-2003, 10:23 PM

LOL... the actions of a smart woman...

*Nikki* · 08-09-2003, 01:43 PM

That was wonderful.

SiN · 08-09-2003, 01:51 PM

hahaa

annie1 · 08-09-2003, 03:37 PM

oh dear, that was the best thing i "heard" all day!

Minx · 08-09-2003, 04:02 PM

Oh damn that was funny! Thanks for the chuckle!

txgirl · 08-09-2003, 05:15 PM

I wish that would have happened BEFORE i left my ex!!! damn...

galaxygirl · 08-11-2003, 01:19 PM

LOL! I loved it, thanks for the laugh.

darksparkles · 08-12-2003, 02:34 PM

heheheh...

Steffi · 08-12-2003, 09:32 PM

That made my day!

bernadette · 08-12-2003, 11:18 PM

my mom fwd-ed that one to me.

*chuckled again here

Apache · 08-14-2003, 11:23 AM

Very Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amethyst · 08-15-2003, 07:19 AM

that is very funny!

Scrumptious · 08-25-2003, 07:39 AM

Smart Woman and just like a man to be that stingy!!!!

Hash_Browns · 08-26-2003, 10:58 AM

I thought I had posted in here once...

That was hillarious

something new for me to send my Mom!!

08-08-2003, 06:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Women aren't stupid There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, When I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. Because I wanna take my money to the after life." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoebox with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into My account and I wrote him a check."

08-08-2003, 10:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
StormBerlin Happy as a hippo Location: Southern California	LOL... the actions of a smart woman... __________________ "if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

08-09-2003, 01:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	hahaa __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

08-09-2003, 04:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Oh damn that was funny! Thanks for the chuckle! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

08-11-2003, 01:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	LOL! I loved it, thanks for the laugh. __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

08-09-2003, 01:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	That was wonderful.

08-09-2003, 03:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
annie1 Insane	oh dear, that was the best thing i "heard" all day!

08-09-2003, 05:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	I wish that would have happened BEFORE i left my ex!!! damn...

08-12-2003, 02:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
darksparkles Insane Location: Seattle	heheheh... __________________ "I could be the walrus ... I'd still have to bum rides off people." -Ferris Bueller.

08-12-2003, 09:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
Steffi Tilted Location: Somewhere in the middle	That made my day!

08-12-2003, 11:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	my mom fwd-ed that one to me. *chuckled again here __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-14-2003, 11:23 AM	#12 (permalink)
Apache Insane	Very Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-15-2003, 07:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	that is very funny!

08-25-2003, 07:39 AM	#14 (permalink)
Scrumptious Upright	Smart Woman and just like a man to be that stingy!!!!

08-26-2003, 10:58 AM	#15 (permalink)
Hash_Browns Psycho Location: Right behind you...BOO!	I thought I had posted in here once... That was hillarious something new for me to send my Mom!! __________________ Smile It makes people wonder what you're up too!