The comedy of TFP
 

I have to say that I haven't ever posted to a BBS or MB or whatever you wish to think of it as. I have visited plenty of them, and I have to say no matter what the content or subject is, I have found one common theme: COMEDY. Not too long ago the boobie zone disappeared, and there was an outcry. Then the Admin came back to cry poor. Then the outcry for, "free porn". Now I just read a post from a moderator stating that you need to post to get your boobies. The discussions are comical. It sounds similar to the usual entertainer vs. entertainee encounter. However, I must say that people don't seem to argue here as much as they do elsewhere. Still, it is like a bunch of kids with their parents in a toy store at time. "I want that!" -"No you can't have that!" -"why not?!" etc etc. I can see the moderators point that the free boobie zone is expensive, but I can see that people would be upset that you sucker them into a place only to rip it away from them. I had to make my comment as this is my second favorite BBS/MB. I was always planning to post here, but waking up so early is hard to do. In the meantime, I was just wondering anyone else's thoughts on people taking the BBS/MB, too a level that it really never should be taken to?

--Cheers

we want community members that contribute to the community.

it's pretty simple, there's little humor in that.

I don't get you rquestion of "a level that is really never should be taken to?" what level is that? The Admins of a private site has the right to do as they see fit. The moderators follow the directives of the Admins.

I see plenty of humor in the posts complaining about the boobies disappearing but as for the rest of what you wrote I'm kind of confused, especially the part about being "suckered into a place" and "taking boards to a level that it really never should be taken to." How is it being "suckered in" when there is no guarantee made that you will be able to come here any time and see naked people? Maybe it's because that's not the main reason why I'm here. If it's free porn you're looking for, just go to one of the gazillion free porn sites out there, right? But yes, I see plenty of comedy in the schoolyard dynamics involved.

I see lots of comedy in the people coming to a well managed, well populated, site and COMPLAINING ABOUT NO FREE PORN...actually no I dont, not anymore...its getting really boring and annoying reading post after post after post after post.....whens it gonna stoooooopppppp :crazy:

Um...well...you nailed it on the head. When people only come here for the TB and nothing more, then complain that they have some sort of right to see their precious boobies, the mods and admins have no choice but to treat them like kids. It is like there is some unwritten human right to be able to see boobies with respect to some of the bitching and moaning I have seen.

There is so much more to this "private" site than just boobies. What I get tired of seeing is people who even have the balls to complain about the way the board is run and they have no donor tags in their profile.
(donating still doesn't give you power to complain, however) :lol:

Perhaps you could clarify this other level?????

the net is full of free porn at every corner, you can google your way through tits and dicks 24/7 365 days a year and never see the same tits twice. that is my porn. i come here for the people, the best board i've ever been on bar none. :thumbsup:

I grow increasingly weary of the incessant prattle brought forth by those that, for whatever reason, cannot, or will not, contribute anything to the community beyond lamenting the demise of the allmighty Titty Board. My patience is about at an end here. It's gone. Get over it. You want it back? Look beyond its loss, and start replying to threads other than "Bring Back the Titty Board", and viola...before you know it...there it is again. How much easier can we make it?

I think it's cool to be able to communicate with people that acutally understand sentences containing words like "incessant prattle" and "lamenting the demise". I don't know how humurous that is but I like it. If you want to see the globular pendants of womanhood spend a little time showing us that you are adult enough to appreciate them. Only infants get a tit for doing nothing.

P.S. Is this the conversation that never ends or what? :crazy:

now this phrase I have to remember!! :lol: nice one rockogre

what's your first favorite?

Um...yeah well, my vocabulary tends to grow in direct proportion with my blood pressure. :cool:

Now this...well this is just golden. I gotta remember this one.

first favorite what?? I swear I'm missing something in this entire thread..

Remove the titty board and it's like lurkerhog day in here. All the lurkerhogs pop up out of their holes, shout "where are the boobies?" see the mammary shadow, realize there will be a long boobie drought, then pop back down into their hole.

That's what I find comical.

Yes.. Yes... I am always so tired... Sorry for my lack of clarity...

The "level" that I am referring too is as such: People take themselves and the things they are involved in.. WAY... TOO... SERIOUSLY... Now if you're getting paid to do it, I could understand taking it seriously. But, if you're not getting paid, then good god man just close the webpage and walk away. SHEESH...

--CHEERS I SAY! :thumbsup:

I fail to see how my post was in any way a complaint about the lack of the free boobie zone. Seriously, its much more fun to make your real life a free boobie zone. I feel that is a more noble cause. My comment Mr. O'Righty (is that some version of O'Reilly?) was this (in simple terms that you may be able to understand): People complain about no pictures of breasts + Moderators that are drunk on BBS/MB authority = comedy

--I S-A-I-D CHEERS! :thumbsup:

The moment you start taking seriously only the things in your life that provide you with money is the moment you have lost your soul.

2 points for our fearless leader

What is this Titty section you speak of? I haven't seen it so there for it doesn't exist! =)

Anyone that chooses to spend countless hours debating issues on a MB/BBS instead of providing a real (meaning something that doesn't exist on the net but rather in the real world) solution for our planet and fellow human beings is a souless zombie anyways. What's youir point? Your philosphy is hollow. If your sole greatest achievement is to attract other souless denizens into a series of screens with amsuing text or thoughts of the day, then I really don't feel you have any grounds to appear morally superior in any way. Take a look ouitside that window, that's where your proving ground is. On here, your just a faceless person in the virtual crowd.... but alas I fall victim to my own comedy... ironic... I hope this thread can terminate now, seeing its already gone where I asked it not to. I said: "It's comedy when people take things too seriously."

Seriously, Halx do you not exist in the world? THe only reason tyou take money seriously is because other people seem to care about it a lot. When you make mistakes they tend to get very upset and try to spoil things for you. You must not exist in that place that people talk about. You know, that place thats bright, sometimes smells odd, lots of things moving around, sometimes referred to as "outside"...

--Cheers
--End the lockout (to those that know what I am talking about)

Ok, you have been a member since 9/18 and in the 5 posts you have made to date, 4 of those are in this thread.

You start the thread by whining about the lack of the TB.
One post attacks one of our Super Mods and one of our favorite members. Bill o Rights.
One post calls TFP participants childlike, and "soulless zombies".
One post you attack the owner of this site.

Why are you here again?

He isn't. So, therefore, I assume that he will be much happier now.

I find some people truly amazing sometimes. lol

don't we all.. don't we all...


when I read the attack on Hal I was thinking.. yup..he has a ban wish

Okay.... NOW I get the comedy of this thread :)

Maybe he's off to go find that Outside place he spoke of...

What is this thread about again? I got lost once I saw Cynthetiq's avatar....that is awesome....maybe Weezman should change his name to Whineman because that is all this thread is about it seems.

Man, how stupid can he be.
Come on, give me a break. There's more here then the boobs.

:mad:
See, now that I think about what he said, he pissed me off even more. How dare someone who doesn't do shit for the place besides leech off bandwidth and nothing else have the right to think he's a better person.
I've spent the better part of 4 years running an online game, spending over $1,000 on it, and god only knows how many hours on it just so some people can have a little fun and escape. And he claims something like that amounts to a whole load of shit. There aren't enough curse words to express how I feel right now...
//end rant
sorry for my incoherent rant, but that is getting old and more and more retarded. Grow up, shut up, or pay up damnit.
*walks off like a "soulless zomnie"*

He contradicted himself anyway. First he said if it wasn't bringing in money, close the website and just walk away. Then he criticized Halx for taking money too seriously. He just wasn't that coherent in the first place and now he's gone. Oh well.

no his new name is BannedMan

now that's comedy :lol:

y'all are just so mean... heartless even -- making fun of a person who just doesn't get it :D I'm appalled - shocked and horrified even...

How's this righteous indignation sounding? (probably be better if I could spell it correctly) :D

Should this thread be moved to the humor section because ya'll are cracking me up!!!

LOL....I just noticed it was BannedMan after you posted that...

If they actually used the rest of the site as well, it wouldn't be so bad. I came in orginally for free tits and ass. Then wandering around the rest of the board...it's a good place. Sure, when it got reworked, and we lost our post counts, it sucked to not see what I'd had for free before, but I worked for it, and got it back. This site rocks, and the free tits and ass are just the icing on the cake...or the cream in the long john...you decide!

I go to this outside place...I swear I do....at 6 am to get in the car to go to work and at 330 pm to get in the car to go home.....isnt that enuff? :lol:

What is this "Outside Place"?

So apparently there's life outside of these internet walls? That sounds pretty scary.

Ok, so perhaps we should start another thread on this so called "outside place". This thread seems to keep on going....and going....and going......

... Why do I feel like I am living in a Shari Lewis song...

This is the thread that wouldn't end.. yes it goes on and on my friends... People starting posting to it, not knowing what it was...and they'll continue posting forever just because...


Oh great -now I have earworm....

Whew, had to sit down and read all this. What a great discussion. This is comedy with some very serious thoughts about life woven in, but then isn't that what comedy is all about. Stopping to laugh about a situation.

/me runs and hides from said outside place... make it go away.. make it go away!!!

Life *is* too important to take it seriously. That's what I've always said. However, when I say that, I am referring to one's own life. In my own philosophies, it is more important to leave a lasting good impression on the people aroung you, and that includes those on the internet, so that they will remember you when you're gone. Because when there is no afterlife, no heaven, no hell, the only way you will live on after you die is in the memories of others.

To claim what I've done here on the internet is not providing "a real solution for our planet and fellow human beings" is supremely ignorant. Yes, I may be tooting my own horn here, but none of this is opinion. Here people have come to be a part of a community, to enrich their lives with knowledge, discussion, friendship and entertainment. People message me daily to tell me how much they enjoy my site and how much it has helped them. My site has helped people find love. My site had helped people get in shape. My site has provided friendly, honest advice to people who are confused and in need.

If someone would dare claim that I have not helped this planet... this real world... in any way, I would venture that they themselves have not but lifted a finger to assist those around them. I would venture that they are logically incapable of said "moral high ground" specifically, but not only, because they fail to see the worth of the millions of hours that have gone into making this site what it is and has always been; awesome.

The real kicker here is that I'm not even done. In accordance with my philosophies, this site, while it has helped thousands of people, is peanuts in my grand scheme of things. I want to grow and expand. The logical step IS to spill out into the "real world" (as if, after a few decades of existence and all of the tie-ins, the internet isn't already "real") and help people with a more personal touch. I have a long life ahead of me though. If you expect a guy whose high school buddies are just now graduating from college to already be a martyr for society's wellbeing, then you've once again wandered into the realm of ignorance. In short, I do what I can with what I've been given. Rest assured, though, one day you will be hearing my name from a source other than your computer speakers. You may even be compelled to cast in a ballot with a mark next to it. Wont you feel like a jack ass then?

In the end, I can still laugh at myself. I can grin and admit to my various shortcomings. However, I will not clam up and make petty jokes when I'm called upon to help the people of my world ("real" or not) live their lives with more joy and enlightenment.

fin.

Hal, You've helped countless people in ways that you may never know. I for one thank you and appreciate all you do for this board. I'm sure others will say the same thing. Just as you have our back, we have yours.

Wow! Do us Canadians get to vote too?

I came for the Boobies. They were taken away. I read the topics. I stayed.

This really is a good forum. A great forum in fact. It has something for everyone. It is meant for intelligent, thoughtful, passionate discussion, not, necessarily, for fapping material.

The boobs were the hook for me, but now, I'm in a frying pan of intelligence, thoughtfulness, and divsersity, and I quite like it.

I know a url for a board that they won't give a damn about anyone posting boobies. But if people have any problems with the admins and mods here (which I don't understand), they'll hate it over there.

Hello inscrutable thread. You have become more meaningful as you have evolved. You've even outgrown the one who spawned you. Now look at you - you with a new life. You've become a new gestalt, starting and stopping, hesitant and then gathering momentum of your own, moving toward making sense. Fulfilling even your titular destiny, you remind me of other larger visions.

Always fascinating how things move here and take on meaning.

As always, we make it up as we go...

sweet sweet

I actually came first because of of the philosophy section, then I got pissed, left, came back months later for the titties, and stayed for the rest of the discussions. I so rarely visit the titty board or exhibition that I would venture to say I visit once every two months or perhaps even longer.

Thanks Halx and all the mods for the work they do to maintain a level of thought provoking conversation as well as the nudy boards. I can't imagine the effort put forth to direct the flow of things here.

I see bigcid420 has spent some time today bumping old irrevelant threads.

I *heart* stupid ones, most are okay rookies :rolleyes:

I just got tilted recently, I assume because of my increasing number of posts per day, (I'd like to thank my job where I do nothing all day and get paid for it) and so I received access to the much discussed TB and Exhibition. I admit, at first it was like finding the lost city of Atlantis. I had arrived. Then I got to work, and I investigated all the new boards had to offer. I enjoyed them for a moment and then went back to the other conversation threads. Mind you, I will venture back to the aforementioned boards at regular intervals, but I realize, now that I'm at the place where I have access to the board, that it's really the interesting conversations that make TFP so awesome. I really do like coming here and posting and chatting. I have learned a lot.

But I do have to say, I'm a straight male, married, kid, the whole bit, and of all the fleshly visuals that await my perusal in the new boards, I still can't get over the size of Halx cock as posted in the Exhibition board. It's just so huge. This is the second thread where I've mentioned this today. If you haven't seen it yet, dear friends, you should. That is all.

That cracked me up!!! At least no one else is around so I don't have to explain why I'm laughing....seriously though, you're right, he does have a huge cock.

This topic seems so tired to me. I doubt complaining is going to change anyone's mind. I came for the EZ initially, but upon starting to actually post, i've found that some of you all do have some pretty interesting stuff to talk about. It's nice to have a web community that isnt made up of a bunch of flamers and morons.

Maybe he's off to make his life one big real life bewbie experience :)

I was introduced to these forums via titty board (like many here). When it was taken away (and I am damn glad it was) I realized that there is more to this place than sexual impulses. Currently, when I login I come to discuss, have arguments, counter-points and overall enjoy something that is really great. Nno where in my mind are the titty boards, unless I see threads like this which reminds me of what this place shouldn't give away for free. So yes, I have to thank Hal for what he has given us, and I have to thank him once more for the community he has brought into exsistance.

TFP has Helped me....and I am still of this world.....point proven.

Comedy a'Plenty
 

Okay, I'm going to start tihs post by saying I was never going to contribute to this ridiculous thread because porn is everywhere. I will not miss that a whole lot, it was just a nice little diversion.

The whole reason why I became a member of this forum was the intelligent and thought-provoking posts throughout the board. Luckily, even through the catastrophic titty removal, the level of conversation on this baord remains stimulating, except for this thread. Having said that, I love some of these posts.

I LOVE you guys!

:icare:

Why spend time typing out crap when you can spend time reading or fucking? ^^

I must be one of the few people who can to this site for something other than porn. I used to be a member of a forum which, over a short period of time, became filled with 14-16 year olds. I left in search of a place where people acted and spoke like adults and I found exactly what I was looking for here. I joined after the EZ access rules were changed. It took me three days of posting and reading to find out that the EZ even existed anymore.

There are so many good people here. I found this to be an excellent site to ask any question, get a straight answer, and overall just be myself. The administrators and mods appear to be doing a great job keeping Hal's vision alive and should be commended.