Little things that irritate you that shouldn't
 

I must be a fairly irritable anal person. I always find stupid little things that bug me. Yesterday I was driving along and the car in front of mine had it's registration expiration date tags in the wrong spot on the license plate. The month tag is supposed to go on the bottom left corner, and the year on the bottom right. This guy had the month on the top right, and the year on the top left. Drove me crazy. Why I don't know. It doesn't harm anybody or anything.
So what really annoys you even though it really doesn't matter, or shouldn't bug you?

I have a ton, but now that I have to think about it I can't :) I guess one big one is when my boyfriend leaves the toilette seat up. I mean, seriously, what's the big freakin deal?

*edit* I just thought of something else that bugs the hell out of me. When people park in handicap spaces, or just pull right up to the curb in front of my store and "run in real quick". And when people take up more than one space on purpose just because they have a "nice" vehicle. Pisses me off.

I agree however...
Having grown up with brothers, and lived with 4 guys 3 years of college, they'd tell me, what's the big deal in putting the seat down? They never quite got it... Neither did I....

My big one, is chewing gum. I hate the sound of it. Especially popping gum. It's like fingernails running down a blackboard, over and over and over again, non stop. And I know people are doing it intentionally, and Ihonestly don't understand why.

Religious mongrals, bad drivers, ppl who make bigger messes then thier own children when shopping in retail places, and people who think they are right 24/7 no matter what.

Thats just a few off the tip of the iceberg.

People who answer their cellphones in restaurants. Somehow, people were able to eat out without cellphones 10 years ago!!!!

People who threaten their children in public.
"If you don't stop your whining, I'm gonna beat your ass" No you aren't. Please, if you actually disciplined your child, it wouldn't be acting like a brat right now. He knows it's an empty threat. He knows he's annoying everyone around you, and you will eventually give in to him to stop people from looking at you.

And I probably should add, people who don't have children (cause they're smart) who know they are the worlds experts on raising children. (Not that I am like that at all!!) :)

I got a bazillion more :)

I like things done in even numbers. Ex: I bite my fingernails in even numbers. Strange huh?

Teenagers parading around the fucking school with their cell phones....none of my business but I just wanna take that shit away from them and break the fucking thing or smash it against their pricky little head(s).

what's even worse is when their cell phone is also a walkie talkie and it beeps every damn time they say something. that is 100 times worse.

It irritates me to no end when people tap things, or make noises of that sort. I almost smacked this kid at a movie theatre for putting his foot on an empty popcorn bag and sliding it around on the floor. Back and fourth back and fourth. I wanted to scream and cut off his foot.

people who think themsleves really intelligent, when in reality, they're complete morons, and they just blabber on because they think their opinion/knowledge is the end all of the world.

I'm sort of like that. Stick pretzels... I have to take 2 at a time. Same with french fries. And I seperate M&M's based on color, and eat them from the lowest numberd color to the highest. It's just a little bit OCD..

dumb animals.. but they are animals so I have to excuse them.... but stupid people, there's just no excuse.

I pretty much decided a long time ago that life is too short to worry about little things. So I don't.

I just hate when people have pens, knives, sticks or any other sharp objects randomly pointing towards my eyes. I mean, they could be 4 feet away and it still bothers me.

What bothers me even more is when people don't turn their little weapons of eye poking away when I ask them, and they mock me for it. Its a huge fear, and some people are just complete assholes about it.

Hair I hate hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In my bathroom when a lot of ppl are over at the house they tend to leave long strands of black hair all over my bathroom. Even short black hair and even worse long curly pubic hair.
I have short blonde hair and I dont have any pubic hair I shave.
I Hate it, it drives me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It makes me so mad I have to clean my bathroom like every day.

Okay...

1. Everything

I don't like having to do my job. I know that's what I'm getting paid to do, but still, it bugs me.

I don't get it. Do you have a color numbering scheme? Is green a lower numbered color than yellow? What am I missing here?

Hearing only half of a conversation bugs me.

Bed spalling.
Drives me crazy.

Just so Averett won't think she's odd -it's perfectly normal behavior. If there are 4 red m&ms, 8 green m&ms, 12 yellow m&ms, and 16 brown. You eat the red first, then the yellow, then the brown -- you always eat the green last... (but I'm weird like that)


Doesn't everyone eat their m&ms like that? :D

Say there are 30 M&M's. 13 brown, 10 red and 7 green.
So here's what I do.... Take one green and split it in my mouth. Chew the halves on both sides of my mouth. Then take 2 green ones at a time and eat them. Then do the reds... Then two browns until I'm left with one brown and I split that in half.

Its sort of hard to explain.... But everyone makes fun of me for it :lol:

I used to eat the green last, but I strayed away from that method. The only other person I know that does that is my Dad. I guess we're not the only ones! :D

My sister playing the guitar and not cleaning up after herself (we share a room), my boyfriend working on his computer or trying to work on mine, people that honk at me if I accidentally stall the car, people that purposely mispronounce things in French/English, people that have horrid grammar/spelling!!!!!

Damn you and your infinite wisdom. I feel inferior now.

I hate cigerette smoke to no end. I also hate squeeky beds (which I have two of). I'd like to add in that I hate pop-ups as well. Last, I have a large hatred for addressing envelopes. There's plenty more...just give me time; it's hard to think of 'em now that I'm trying to.

I have a similar quirk with Skittles. I sort them out, then eat the excess of each color until I have the same amount of each color. Then I eat one of each color at a time until I run out.

I rarely do it anymore- but nitpicking about the kitchen becoming messy right after I cleaned it, not changing the toilet paper on the roll, not putting the seat down when you flush (if you don't it spreads germs). But that's just the neat freak in me. Nothing else bothers me.

1) People that use a fork to get their butter
2) People standing behind me while I'm watching tv
3) People who pick their teeth with a toothpick for LONG periods of time, and while doing so, make a loud snapping noise with every pick
4) People who stand in front of everything in the kitchen doing jack shit while you're trying to make a meal

People who leave the fridge open.
Whats the big deal? Just close it for fucks sake

Less-than-perfect spelling and grammar (written) irk me something fierce.

It's one thing to speak in the vernacular, but the written language deserves far more respect. Don't end a sentence with a preposition, don't misuse APOSTROPHES, and LEARN THE DIFFERENCE AMONG "THEIR" "THERE" and "THEY'RE"!

People who chew gum with their mouths open need to be poleaxed. ARRGHH!

I also sometimes separate M&Ms. When I was a kid, my favorite snack was a handful of croutons...and I had a certain order in which I'd eat them.

Re: Little things that irritate you that shouldn't
 

It drives me crazy because the fucktard is too stupid to be able to simply place a couple of stickers on a metal plate and yet he is tooling around in a metal weapon of several thousand pounds.

What is the point behind those damn things? Why don't they just use the damn phone for a damn phone? I fail to see the advantage.

I don't see any point to it, either; does ANYONE have a reasonable explaination for it? I've heard that it doesn't use any of your minutes, but that sounds too good to be true.

Well, cell phones are useful if you're on the road and in a bind, or if you need directions. However, that's what pulling off the road and calling is for.

I understand that a cell phone can be handy as pockets on a shirt. But what is the point with the walkie talkie feature?

All nouns that don't start with the letter B.

The smacking noise that some people make when they open and close their mouths is mildly annoying. Mouth sounds while eating really annoy the shit out of me...

I had to sit next to some guy in church this past week that kept opening and shutting his mouth every second for an hour and a half. I don't know why, but I couldn't focus on anything except my blind rage at the sound. I wanted to karate chop the man in the throat. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Don't be around me if you eat with your mouth open. I'll go nuts.

When people do not have enough verbal skills to avoid using Umm and Uh in their speech, especially when they are lecturing or talking in a more formal setting. It makes what they have to say take twice as long sometimes to come out!

Anything touching my eye, or other peoples eyes. Watching people put in contacts or even eye drops is gnarly. I have serious issues with this whenever I go to the eye doctor, he got pretty pissed the last time I went.. :hmm:

That just line just made my night, thanks!.

I get irritated by germinators ie people who cough on you.
I also dont like it when people stand really really close to me. please give me some space for god sakes I havent had my coffee yet so I feel psychoneurotic. end rant

I really get annoyed when I see someone illegally parked in a disabled space. I'm not disabled myself, and I have never been injured to a point where I would need a disabled space, but it still pisses me off.

Plan: Nextel National Free Incoming 250 ... Price: $49.99 ... Anytime Minutes: 250 ... Night & Weekend: Unlimited ... Long Distance: Included ... Direct connect: Unlimited
You also get free incoming calls with Nextel. This is I frequently hear people make a call and say, "call me back," then hang up.


[Homer Simpson] mmmm ... germs[/Homer]

This is a typical sign of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. On that subject, I have been known to take a napkin and polish the greasy fingerprints off of napking holders at restaurants, especially pizza places. Something about fingerprints on a reflective surface not only annoys me, it makes me edgy and nervous.

People who switch off their car engine leaving wipers 1/2 way across the glass. Would it really harm just to leave it on that few seconds more to allow them to return to their natural rest position!?!

If I catch myself doing that, I will start the car back up to fix the problem. I hate that!

Let's see. I hate being wet. Not when I am in the shower, or swimming, or even in a rainstorm. But if I am doing the dishes, I do not want to get any part of me other than my hands wet. Or when someone has wet hands and touches me. I hate it!

What else... fingerprints. On anything. I hate them. They are dirty and gross. Therefore, I rarely touch anything that would leave a mark.

I hate stray hair strands. Especially in the shower. I will pick off all the hair strands one by one before I get out of the shower, and it can take a while sometimes.

I also hate it when the top sheet is not lined up with the blanket, though I am getting better about that. When I slept alone, it was easier to control. Now that I am sleeping with someone, it is harder.

All part of Nextel's global marketing plan: get people used to hearing that dumb "beep" noise so we all want to buy their phones.


Another thing that bugs me: people who continue to eat when something is on their lip/face. Show some freakin' class!!

I HATE that! I always stare down people who do that and obviously don't need the space. When I had a walking cast and a cane I didn't get a temproary disabled parking permit. Why would I? Theres somebody out there who needed it more than me I figured.

Averett, sometimes there are people that have disabilities that are unseen to the naked eye. It may be harder for someone with a bone disorder to walk or something...You never know.

If they don't have a little wheelchair sign though....GRRRRR.

Lot's of you need prozac!

I get irritated when one of my co-workers grinds coffee while I am on the phone. They usually ask me first, but about 10% of the time they do it and it drives me nuts!

People who lie. They irritate me to no end.
Cell phones in the movie theater. If you do, pray you are not sitting next or near me. You will know my irritation if you do.

I am sure there are a few more, but these lists irritate me because I start to get mad at all the little things that irritate me......GRRRRR!!!

I absolutely hate it when someone is reading something I am reading over my shoulder. With or without permission. Family member or not.

Listening to the damn announcments in Home Depot and they are all in Spanish....I probably would not buy the damn thing anyway, but I live in the U.S. (by 5 miles) and I want to know what the hell they are saying...

I'm a tall guy and I hate the signs and displays and Knick Knacks that hang down in the gas station, grocery store...bank...etc.
Probably hing by some midget too afraid climb to the second step on the ladder....so I have to have to have my eye put out.

I hate being told to "Watch where you are going.".

and most of all....What the hell is a "Quick question"?
If anyone wants to ask you a quick question...run! You don't have the time.

Although I'm bad for that sometimes, that last part still made me laugh.

Insecure people who have to exaggerate their accomplishments or situations in order to make themselves look good.

I don't want to hear it. I really don't.

(RANT) I am extremely easily irritated by NAGGING asian women. Namely my mother and my ex. Go figure, the one Asian chick I date turns out to be just like my mom...... :hmm:
I'm tempted to be sword off asian women for life. Thing were so much easier when I date Australian or English chicks......

buggies
 

:mad: I can't stand mother's who allow their preteen daughters to dress like Britney Spears, these GIRLS(LITTLE) are walking around with 2 to 3 inches or MORE of their crack showing, going braless and wearing near see-thru shirts.

These parents need to learn the word NO,

My son (who is now 18), dressed the way we(his Father and I)
wanted him to dress, UNTIL he was 14, at that time we allowed him to dress SOMEWHAT in style. As he got older we allowed him to express his own self, but at the same time with limits.


In other words, his pants stayed on his hips, his underwear did'nt show, and he picked his feet up when he walked (no shuffling), he could dress in style, but with limits.

I just can't believe with as many sick people as there are out there , that these "parents" would allow 8,9,10,11,12 year old girls to dress that way.

I was raised alot differently, I know but ............. come on! Little girls need to dress like little girls.

I meant no offense to anyone who wears their pants low and shows their underwear, or anyone who shuffles their feet when they walk.

People who say " I could care less"

Its "I COULDNT CARE LESS" If you could care less, you would. If you coldnt, then you care at your lowest possible ability.

Oh also here is Louisiana, old people who speak in English and French. But they mix them together. Like half of a sentence is english and the other is french. They just go back and forth all day like this.

I hate when idiots park their car to just run into the store. Dude, just because you need to run in doesn't give you permission to put your car wherever the hell you want. I just need to run in too, but I have the ability to walk the 39 feet across the parking lot.

On the same topic, I hate when people park next to the building and turn on the hazard lights. Yes, I see now. The flashing yellow lights indicate that you can park wherever you want to. If you leave the damn lights on, be aware - you may find your car really disabled.

I know that it really shouldn't matter to me, but this one time I was at a local grocery store and this lady, as I was walking out, pulls up 4 feet away from the door, slams on her brakes, turns the hazards on, and runs inside.

She is actually parked on a no parking sign painted on the ground, so I - being the ever helpful citizen - realize that maybe she didn't see it. I proceeded to drag 2 of those big NO PARKING signs with the cement cylinders on the bottom, and I put one right in front of her car and one right behind. Maybe next time she'll notice.

It was rather comical because she wasn't strong enough to drag them away, and had to go back inside and have an employee do it. I would imagine that it was kinda hard to explain how it happened, cuz who would imagine that an idiot would actually take the time to drag these heavy-ass signs over to her car :D

Have you considered a career as a policeman or traffic warden?

OHMYGOD! I thought I was the only person in the world who felt this way.

I feel so much better now.

I HATE it when people say that. If you could care less, then maybe you should.

If you can't, then you can't.

I don't feel so isolated now. There is someone else in the world who has sense. This turns my whole outlook around!

People who don't keep their word.

People who pass the buck.

People who drive 10 mph under the speed limit and slow down a block before their turn.

People who ignore their responsibilities.

People who are judgemental of my lifestyle.

My mother. Pessimistic, Co-dependent, controlling, judgemental...

I'm in a negative mood can you tell?

99% of people....

Thats what I mean. If you don't have a permit and you park there... well, then youre an asshole.

Lol, nah - every once in a while I just get a lil' crazy :crazy:

You are my hero!
I would have paid money to just watch the video of that. I'm going to have to remember that next time I see some idiot doing that :)

I hate it when you can hear someone breathing...especially when they aren't asleep...drives me crazy

Amen, although I do have one little one to add. When someone bites their fork, it makes shivers go down my spine, it's an involuntary reaction.

men who wear sandals
HIP HOP!!!
RAP!!!
people who grew up in the suburbs and think they are gangsters
rice pudding
nose whistles
swamp ass (aka "butterscotch")
The annoying ass, christian zealot, secretar(I mean "administrative assistant") that sits in front of me
Condoleeza Rice

brake riders

I get irritated when people say, "I could care less".

Come on people, it's "I couldn't care less".

I HATE it when my father fucking eats yogurt. I fucking hate the word. It's the fucking smell, the sound of mushy liquid crap in a cup .... GOD! I hate yogurt!

He always uses only the tip of the spoon to get just a little yogurt ... I can't use that word anymore. I'm gonna call "shit in a cup" from here on out.

What he does is swirl the spoon around the sides of the shit in a cup to mound it all in the center, and then uses the tip (yes, only the very tip) of the spoon to get just a little dollop (I hate that word too) and then uses only his lips to take it off the spoon. AND... (I'm not done here)... he takes 2 fucking lip-licks to clean the tip of the spoon off (half of what goes in, comes back out on the spoon!). In between "bites" he is obviously moving the shit in a cup around his mouth.

I can't even stay in the same room as him while he's eating the shit in a cup. I hate it that much.

"MMMMMmmmm MMMmmmm.... I sure do like this shit in a cup!" -Dad

No, I'm generally not an angry person, but I have my 2-3 buttons -- they usually link to a nuclear warhead though...

I get irritated when stupid little things irritate me.



No shit, huh?

Commericials about tampons or having to do with curing the vagina in any way!

Bleeding, odors or plugging it up to stop leaks for some reason is just a MAJOR turn-off to me not to mention disgusting. Although... it's natural? WTF is wrong with me?

I stand by what I say: "Why can't they make a: 'Skip a Maxi' button on the remote? Or some viewer enabled options like: "Menstrual: Yes No, PMS'ing?: Yes No, Extra Absorbant: Yes NO!, Fishy smell: Yes No, Wetting the bed at night? Yes No."
But, eh, who am I to judge?

Get Maxi pads... WITH WINGS!!!!
:lol: I couldn't resist one more crack. :D

Geez...I can't really think of little things, I can only think of major things that should piss me off.

- Bitches in mini-vans who don't care about the traffic around them
- Hippies
- Religious freaks

If you happen to fall into any of the above catagories, I'm joking. If not, I'm not.

Oh yeah, how could I forget!!!!

I hate it when a friend [or anyone for that matter - it could be a relative, girlfriend, even the President] crowds me that you disturb the gentile hairs that lie on me! DON'T FUCKING CROWD SO CLOSE TO ME THAT I CAN FEEL YOUR REPETITIVE, HOT, HEAVY BREATHING ON ME!!!!

I don't care who you are it will always annoy the shit out of me.

And people with bad breath or nicely put as halitosis. I know some people can't help it, especially the older ones, but for god's sake - STICK A ALTOID, A CHICLET, A PEPPERMINT, WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO TO KEEP ME FROM SMELLING THAT RANDOM POO I WOULD FIND IN MY FRONT YARD FROM A DISRESPECTFUL NEIGHBOR'S DOG!

People who abruptly cut me off to be first in line at a stoplight, then take 30 seconds to accelerate to 30 mph. If you're going to steal my first-in-line privilege, at least have the decency to respect it by getting the fuck out of my way.

Whoever mentioned the stupid Nextel walkie-talkie thing is right on. You don't run MS-DOS 2.0 on a 3ghz Pentium 4, so what in the hell posesses you to use a perfectly good cell phone like a $5 walkie-talkie?! And don't try to say it's to save money, because you could more effectively do that by choosing pretty much any carrier other than Nextel.

Commonly seen on Fark: when people end a message with something like "/hates SUVs". If you know HTML, you'd know what preceding a word(s) with a "/" means. If you don't, don't do it. You don't get it, and it just makes you look like a dumbass.

It should be a law to make a few of those concrete-bottomed No Parking signs available near the entrances to every grocery and drug store, so we could all do that :)
As it is, my typical response (if they're sitting in the car waiting for someone) is to walk up and ask them, "Is it you in particular that is so damn special that you can park in a fire lane, or is it the fact that you drive a Lexus (or whatever), or both?"

toilet paper.......its supposed to roll out from the TOP.


i even find myself switching them around at other peoples houses.

:eek: I say "I could care less," I'm sorry :( Now I feel like a total ass, but I can promise you it won't happen again!

People who use really bad grammar. This pisses me off. And people who are always on their phone, and people who think they are always right but they really aren't. They are just trying to cover their ass....*shakes head* Damn.

When I was in school I had a buddy who used to ask me the following question each time I get upset about something trivial:
"When they write the history of the world, how many words will be devoted to this?" Whenver I think of this most of the trivial irritations just go.