Bizarreness.
 

I got the day off for some reason, so I'm chillin' in bed at about 10am, when the doorbell goes. I hate being got out of bed to answer the door, so I ignore it. I'm the only one who lives on the ground floor, so I'm continually getting the door for people. Anyway, after a few minutes, my phone rings. It's the woman outside the door with a parcel for me.

Inside is a garment I will swear to baby Jesus Christ I never ordered. I mean I looked at it on the website. But I'm sure I never punched in my credit card and hit 'send'.

It fits too. Maybe it's even a little big.

Holy shit I'm confused.

uh...chargeback to your card?

the laws in the US read that if you get a parcel addressed to you and you didn't order it, it's yours.

I believe it's covered somewhere @ usps.gov

Hooray! freestuff! The staple of college students everywhere.

Ha, bad news... I got the bill for it. Evidently I must have ordered it... Short term memory loss?

Drunk order perhaps?

Never use the internet with a credit card nearby when drunk!

Too late for me :(

I noticed all you said was a garment.

It was a pink tutu, wasn't it?

Maybe you accidentally fired off the site's "one-click order" function? I've accidentally ordered some stuff from Amazon that way.

flog it on ebay.

hahaha pink tutu, yeah now im curious to know what was it :|

Me too. Better tell us what it is bro!

You seem to be attracting a crowd of nosey TFPers with that "garment" you received in the mail.


(What is it, man.....what is it???)

It was the back end of a pantomime cow.

Not really, it was just a zip up sweatshirt with some stripes on the arms. Rather fetching actually, i like it.

Make sure it wasn't from that FINGERHUT place. Those bastard are nazi's. I had that happen to a friend and they where relentless.

That comment was offensive to Nazi bastards.

Can I have it?

Sorry man, I like it. It's all a happy coincidence. Aren't they the best kind?

Wow, and I thought I had bad memory. :lol:

flamingdog, next time your on the net when drunk order me some clothes from tshirthell.com. I need new clothes. :D

Hey, i never said i was drunk.

Probably stoned though.

wiat what is it... a garment? parcel? what exactly is that...?

See above.