Britney in Playboy?
 

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It's not beyond the realm of possibility. Let's face it, her career's looking none too shapely just at the moment, and she seems desperate enough for attention... shotgun wedding anyone?

Re: Britney in Playboy?
 

Well if she's going to be in Playboy, you can expect Christina to be in Hustler :crazy:

i'd pay to see her naked

Mr. Hefner would make a fortune. I've never met a man that wouldn't want to see her naked. Then we would all buy the next issue with Catherine Zeta Jones. You can also sign me up for a Christina magazine too.

well.. after everyone sees her naked.. maybe she'll fade into obscurity.... and then maybe return 20 years from now for a "comeback" tour.

Hail Britneyphiles!

Does seeing Britney naked in Playboy really count? With all the airbrushing and diffused light going on in PB Laboratories, they could make my grandmother look smooth and sexy.

In fact, here she is:
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As you can see the camera loves her.

Nana, I love you too,
-GH

He's now in a blonde period?? :confused:

Didn't he have 8 girlfriends at once, 7 of them blonde? Not to mention most of the centerfolds are blonde (fake or not).

He's got two chances, and they're both slim.

I reckon I could handle a "Pink" moment with her,or maybe a brown one if she asked nicely. :lol:

I'm over Britney, she's nothing that special to me. But that's just my opinion.

I'd buy both issues if they actually did pose in Playboy.

I don't get it about Britney at all. I have no need whatsoever to see her naked.

Now Christina... That's another story.

I've got a feeling it'd be the #1 selling PB of all time. I mean really, it's Britney. Almost like the beautiful girl next door that you finally get a chance at when she comes home from college.

Thanks Rat...I was starting to think I was alone in that thought.

Hera here I'd rather see Christina too as my first choice. But Brit would be easy on the eyes as well. CZ Jones? No desire.

eew christinas skankier then britney.. id hit em both tho:P just cant see putting christina before britney

I have two words: Go Away, Britney (two words and a proper name.) She is so god damned starved for attention every second of her life. What a pain in the ass.

it would be the highest selling issuse every

I'd buy the Catherine Zeta-Jones issue, but I'd just get some scans of the Britney issue.

Hey, I'd watch both, but really, Christina showed almost everthang in that Maxim issue... :lol: what's left to show? :D

Nipples, but you can fault airbrushing for that.

eh...I dunno...At first I thought to myself..."I would probably buy an issue with Britney". Then I snapped back to reality and said..."Nah...those pictures will be all over the internet..."

Will brit and chris just have the orgy with the punkd guy and get it over with. then it will be settled..they are both whores that really have no musically tallent and really should just do porn......

mr b

I hope Britney takes up coke, gets real bad and resorts to porn to fund her habit.

That would make me happy.
Im a porn lover you see...

:)

Hmmm, she can't sing or act, but I reckon she'd have a hard time not doing a good job of getting her bits out for the camera.

i would loce to see her in there, christina too.

Can't he leave some of it for the rest of us? I feel he's crossed the line from amorous playboy to "funny uncle" It's just creepy. Now, if he were going after Britney's mom, then, okay. ;)

I would actaully think about buying that one! Or even, if Brit and Christina did a shoot together, I'd love that one, and buy the video. Oh the thoughts, I'll be back in a few minutes.

touche'

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OH FUCK YES GOD MAKE IT SO

I would buy that issue if it ever comes out.

HAhaahaha, so true.

lesbo spread with christina!

Maybe Hef can publish a couple of her Wedding Photos..... :)

I'm so fuckin' sick of hearing about this dumb bitch.

She's never gonna take her clothes off. Get over it damn it.

Maybe in like 10 years or so when no one gives a rat fuck if she's naked or not.

I m actually laughing at this Britney in Playboy. I do think that it would be an honor to be chosen I think that the addition of Britney as a Playboy Bunny would drop the integrity of the magazine. Its amuzing though thinking back to the episode of I Mmm Bio I had seen on TV when Britney first hit it big. They interviewed her mom asking all sorts of questions about Britney. Some of them were if she approves of her doing this. Her mother said " I would not let Britney go on with this music career if I didnt think she was well grounded and mature for her age" She then continued to say that "Britney is a responsible young woman, very independant and always uses good judgement when it comes to decision making". Well I guess her mother was wrong. Her sweet little girl turned out to be a little tramp wonder what she thinks about her daughter now?

There is the whole teased so long and so close to being naked that the actual nakedness doesn't really matter anymore factor also.

There was some teen girl on the titty board a while back that was like the ultimate tease but never actually got naked. When the actual naked pictures came out a while later it was like ehh whatever I already imagined that.

Britney is fast approcahing that.

Catherine Zeta Jones-Douglass however... Her I'd chew glass to see in the buff.

I'd pay good money to be there for the photo-shoot.

Britney needs to do this, for all the men of the world.

I'd buy an issue with Christina but not Britney. I find Christina way more attractive.

Saw this article in the newspaper today. Thought it was kind of funny. Will just have to wait and see what Britney decides on :D

ooo baby.. heres a treat for all u christina lovers!

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MooooooOOO!

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back that thang up.. haha

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Pink and Mandy Moore are two I rather see. I could go on but, the list would be too big.

hell pat her $20 million, it'd be the biggest selling magazine ever. They could charge $10 an issue and still make money

It'd revitalize a staggering mag....

ratbastid definitely speaks the truth.

:)

She'll do it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but when people get tired of her BS and her insatiable need for publicity takes hold, she'll be in there. I have a bet going with friends saying that she'll be in PB in the next three years.

I doubt she would do it, but if she does, i certainly wont complain. Besides, if she does it, maybe Christina will feel compelled to... ;)

Our countrymen are dying in Iraq, and we're hot and bothered over this... but...

We'd all be so hot to see her do it just because we haven't seen it yet. That's her only trump card. And she can only play it once. And I think she will. Madonna played it over and over... M. Monroe... Hell, any beautiful woman in the media has eventually splahed her boobs out in some magazine or movie. Whose boobs have we NOT eventually seen?

You know what's funny? If she did a PlayBoy spread, it would probably BOOST her image! She's turned in to quite the little bitch, I think. It can't be long before she turns in to a full on sex maniac. Need to get her warmed up in my bed, and then...the rest of the world can have her.

Britney and JLo. are so played out. I am sicking of hearing about her. Im not hating either just because im not hot and famous. All im saying is enough is enough.

Rather see Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore.

Fused together in a teleportation accident?
I can almost hear the muffled screams and final bloody thump as a mangled many fingered paw beats at the telepod's inner window.

Yeah, sounds...........explicit! Eh? :D

mmm brit, always had a soft heart and a har...sorry drifted a bit there...for girls from the south...something about how they say my name...well either way i would purchase the mag be it brit or mrs. gagularia

Catherine Zeta-Jones isnt getting much attention compared to these other two, which I think is a shame...she's much classier and it would be more intriguing to see her in PB. On the other hand, I guess theres a much smaller chance that she'd actually do it.

Never cared much for her music, always thought she should be nekkid, so as far as I'm concerned, I am right on track!!!

she'll do it........eventually.....

Only time will tell :D

She already has more money than she could spend in a lifetime why do it.

Really? Her?

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She's dog ugly compared to Britney

yeah not really a flattering photo of her there...

Yeah, she's only fat because she's eating healthier. Because that makes sense...

Its not the fat thats unnattractive, I find the whole general unwashed unclean skank look repulsive myself.

i hope she poses. she probably will when she starts to fade out of the limelight.

you can't say she isn't hot though. and on top of being hot she is famous. that's what makes everyone oogle over her. i can't find anything overly special about her appearance but I wouldn't mind a romp in the sack with her.

and christina too. although I do find her VERY hot, i'd hit it and not just cause she's so famous too.

oh shit, didn't realize I was brining this back from the dead. I was on my search results but I thought I was on the main forum. oh well, discuss... again.

Same here :)

Christina is much more beautiful (sans the freaky shit phase, loved her in her wholesome "Genie in a Bottle" days) but the fact remains that I'd love to hit 'em both.

Hmmm...am I the only one who thought "hey, wait...Catherine Zeta-Jones isn't blonde..." I guess that's NOT the issue here :lol:

I'd buy a Catherine issue just for the interview...and okay, I'd look at the pictures, too.

Edit, after seeing the dates... has there been a Catherine issue?

Ditto..but I'd get the PB with Britney in it :p

OK - since im a subscriber I sure as heck wouldn't put either issue back in the mailbox, but I'd say it's a good 5-6 years away. They're both still commercially viable artists, and already have enough press exposure. I don't think it could hurt either of them, but i doubt it'd give them a boost either.

I second that....would love to see her nekked

I'd hit it. Twice.

Everybody in the world better prepare for mass execution of kitties...

Pink?
yes

Britney?
No

Christina?
Must die

ditto; plus she's more real. Britney would probably only do it if she could suck face with Madonna in the spread. Not that anything's wrong with that... but it just goes to prove that anything is possible these days with her if it'll bring her some publicity.

Christina looks good at times.
I think britney's better looking.
Chris. has really gotta lay off the tan though. looks hoorrrrrible!

Finally
 

My plan is all coming together

<crosses hands>

Muahahahahahahhaha

What about the articles?

Doesnt anyone ever buy Playboy for the articles anymore?

I would say Britney has real potential for a great interveiw. :rolleyes:

Please! Come on! Do it!

From what ive read on the news she was offered a 7 figure sum for her "assets"

hey Hef, don't forget about our cute-ass twins...the olsens

So when can I expect to see her issue on the shelves?????? Just pose and make all of us pervs happy

I second that notion on Catherine Zeta Jones. Britney's come a dime a dozen where I'm at.

Haha, well done! :lol:

Britney was so hot when she first became famous, I think that shes gone downhill pretty rapidly since then.

Britneys days are numbered, as well as christinas. They both came out with thier school girl debut, and then moved to sexy sluts. What is left for either of them? Posing in playboy will do her no good, besides finally give some guys a chance to see her naked. If she does pose, it is not going to be as spectacular as everyone thinks. But thats just my opinion

Talk to me when Larry Flynt gets Britney.

The chances of it happening are very slim, but I wouldn't mind if it did happen ;)

FYI, you don't get "fat" by eating healthy.
You only get "fat" by eating like shit and getting no exercise. Because that is a fact, and it makes perect sense.

I'd say its inevitable that she'll end up in Playboy at least. Just look at the way her career has progressed. Her response to dwindling popularity has always been sex it up. Somewhat similar to what Janet Jackson has recently done.

But hey if she did - I wouldn't be complaining!

Amen, King...