Dude, your mom is hot!
 

Anyone ever had a friend who had a really hot mom that you wouldn't mind tapping? My friend Mike in high school had a gorgeous mom. I could never stand or sit still whenever I went over his house. I would be too busy checking her out and fantasizing about what I could do with her if we ever hooked up. Does anyone have any similar experiences? :crazy:

Oh hell yes!!! I went to schol, and church, with this smokin' hot chick. I knew her mom very well and couldn't help but have dirty thoughts about the two...I miss staring at their asses :(

edit: went to school...

Yeah mate, I can sympathise completely.

At collece, one of my mates had a mom that was the doppleganger of Debbie Harry. That was in the heyday of Blondie (1977), and as a 17 year old male I'm pretty sure you can appreciate my problems, just as I appreciate yours.

Mike.

You bet ya! That happened several times.
Somehow it often seemed to be that the mother in question had some excellently absolutely fabulous boobies. :-)
Boy those fantasies where among my best. Part of getting prepared for the real thing I'm sure.

Hmm brings it back to mind... excuse me for a while...

So has anyone actually ever done a friends mom?

That would be funny...

Mr Mephisto

Lol and that would remind me of American Pie

Yup, I have a couple friends with moms like that.

Its really too bad the term MILF is so overused, that made the entire first American Pie a classic.

not really. but i'm not into milf's.

Jordan is a MILF
Angelina Jolie is a MILF
Nicole Kidman is a MILF
etc etc

Saying you're not into MILFs is like saying "once a woman gives birth or becomes a mother, I will no longer find them attractive"

I wonder if your GF, or future wife, will understand that comment?

Mr Mephisto

The_Dude, you'ld be into my friends mom for sure. Damn, we all were (well ... wanted to be). She mowed the lawn in a bikini with a tight body, and to top it off she was so fucking cool - just added to the attraction.

Excuse my ignorance, but what does MILF stand for?

mom i like to fuck

lemme rephrase.

but if i had a choice of hittin a milf right now, i would pass.

why?? cuz i'm a virgin and i'd like to start off with a non-milf

I *love* older women.

Once dated a girl 9 years older than me.......top that ;)

As for MILF's, I know many many mothers whom it would be a pleasure to make love to :)

Older women are great. I'm with someone who is 14 years older than me.

I love MILFs :) The largest age differential between myself and a woman I've slept with is 22 years, and it was a great lay :) There's a LOT to be said for experience.


MB

Yeah . . . but I was 10 and unfortunately she wasn't into younger guys (ha ha) . . . nice set of titties tho . . . hmmmmm . . .

ohh.. that explains alot... :)

Uhm...when you're a virgin...you do whomever you can get your hands onto.

Beggers can't be choosers.:D

Besides, she might teach ya a thing or two.
Sorry to tell you this, but you don't start your rookie season, a pro.
You know what I'm sayin'?

Nope....all my friend's mothers were unattractive. :(

most def

In college i had a MILF who taught me a whole lot about sex. She was my teacher and I was her very eager to learn pupil. It was really cool....she knew I was very new to sex, so she would introduce something new each time, from anal, to light bondage, to different positions, etc.....taught me a lot about how to please a woman too. Aaahhh....those were the days....

No but my friends aunt was a Playboy center-fold in... '89 I think.

Total fucking hottie... another of our friends went down on her once... after she sucked him dry.

People would tell me my mom was hot,at least until I threatened them with violence~

You've got it all wrong. Start with a woman who's got her own shit sorted out, who's comfortable with who she is, what she wants, what she likes, and is happy to articulate it, help you become more comfortable and a better lover.

Not that there aren't women in their early twenties who have those attributes, but a 20 year old (male or female) who has thier sexuality sorted and comfortable enough to help someone else with theirs is a damn sight rarer than a 35 year old.

Once the older gals have shown you the ropes, you'll be that much better for the younger ones!

19 years good enough?

I didn't really have this problem when I was younger, there just weren't many hot moms in my neighborhood I suppose. Now that I'm older... there's nothing wrong with a mature woman. :D

Yes yes yes

Its funny that you posted this thread now -- I just met a friend's mother for the first time this weekend and we all went out to dinner and then drinks. It was weird to watch the 50+ year old woman get hit on at a bar by guys 20+ years her junior. I bet 5 - 10 guys walked up to her and offered to buy her a drink. Of course I have got a general rule that after this weekend I extend to include mothers -- If the woman is a relative or gf of one of the guys in my inner circle -- she is off limits.... Still entertaining to watch it unfold though -- BTW... She took in all the attention but went home alone.

Never found any of my friend's moms attractive, but had a MILF that lived across the street that was just smoking HOT...

From what my friends have told me, my mom is one. I don't see it myself, but whatever. When I was in high school, it bothered me a little bit, but I realized that if they were busy checking out my mom, that left me to hit on their girlfriends. Pretty much solved that problem real quickly.

And for the record, none of my friends scored with my mom. They're all still alive, and they wouldn't be that way if my dad figured anything was going on.

Yep, been there fa sho! My best friend's mom was so cute. Brown hair, brown eyes, 5'5"...and I was always fidgety around her. I thought she probably saw me as the Eddie Haskell type. But anyway, her hubby had an affair and I could never see why. I wish she had gotten back at him with me!!!

i'd look like a freaking noob if i start off with somebody pro.

at least you'd have the time of your life ;)

n00b and n00b ... luck to have any fun together... too much anxiety trying "do it right" and such.

it's like 2 people ballroom dancing... if one person knows how to, they can at least lead and they will be able to ballroom dance... but if both people have never ballroom danced before... well, it will be pretty funny to watch.

My friends step mom!!! He gets so incredibly pissed when we tell him....He proly has images of his dad tapping that ass!!