Spammer gets screwed by Something Awful (hilarious)

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This is about the funniest thing i've read in a long time.

download a PDF of it here:
http://students.uwf.edu/cjg5/sa/thepowerbook.pdf
this is best as it includes pictures which are absolutely priceless.

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It all started with an eBay auction for a new G4 Powerbook. My friend Cory
wanted me to sell it for him just days after he bought it. Probably because he
realized, aside from looking cool, he had no real use for it. For the sake of an easy
sale, I just pretended to sell it as my own, with a starting price of $1700, and the
buy it now option for $2100.
You are bidding on my 19 day old G4 Powerbook. This was purchased for a project
that fell through. When I tried to return it, I was informed of a 10 day limit for
returns!
Your new laptop comes with its original box, all of its documentation, all of its
original accessories, and the blue tooth mouse.
Laptop Details: (Screen size, RAM, HD Space, blah blah blah) Free Shipping yadda
yadda yadda
Days went by with no sign of interest, when I receive this email from an
interested eBay member . . .
Hello I am very interested in your unit. I would like to know your best price to buy it
now and if you ship international. I am in London UK right now. I would also want to
know the condition of the unit. Please let me know I am very interested. Thank you
in advance
To view the item, go to: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/ebayISAPI.dl...item=4125873654
Thank you,
msalamon
Ok, I went over all of this in the auction. Assuming he doesnt know how to read,
I respond.
Well, I will ship it to you in London, but I will not do it for free. Im sorry, but that is
too much out of my own pocket. Please give me you address and I will go get a price
for the shipping to London.
As for the condition, it is pristine. Ive only had it for 21 days now, only being used
at my office. (although Ive stopped using it now) If you would like, I can take more
close up, high resolution pictures.
The buy it now price is $2,100 (US currency) + the shipping to London.
Please let me know if you are interested!
Thank you!
Jeff
Seems like a smooth sale so far, right?
Then I get this:
-----Original Message-----
From: Gianluca [mailto:scont06yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, April 23, 2004 6:29 AM
To: MyNameIsJeff
Subject: RE: Question from eBay Member: 19 Day Old 1ghz g4 Loaded Airport
Extreme/Ram Upgrade
Hello,
I'm very very interested for this item and I'm ready to pay you the best
price $2100+ overnight or 2 days shipping charges (UPS DHL FEDEX OR FEDEX OR
PARCEL FORCE) if we will use an escrow service to handle this transaction.As for the
escrow service , I am already registered with www.set-ltd.net and my uzername is
the same with my email address.I will pay the express shipping and also , the
escrow fee . The escrow service will release you the money as soon as I will let them
know that the item passed the inspection and is 100% ok.
The escrow fee is on my charge , don't worry .Please let me know if my offer is
good enough for you . If it does , I will initiate the transaction with the escrow
service as soon as I will have your confirmation.If is ok please register in order to
make the deal and start the payment procedures.Hope that everything will be ok and
close the deal in the best conditions.
Kind regards !
Ok. I watch King 5 news. Ive seen this on CNN. Welcome to your textbook eBay
scam. At first, I was just going to reply with a 72pt font fark OFF, or perhaps a
disgusting picture, but I decided to see what the upstanding members of the
forums thought. And of course, right away, it is all picked apart. . .
Almost right away, Grom posted this:
Hmmm that escrow service doesn't look very legit - check the verisign secureid link,
it's just a javascript pop-up which pretends to be going to verisign's site. The actual
page it displays is just http://www.set-ltd.net/VeriSign.php - or have I got the wrong
end of the stick?
It looks hopelessly unprofessional and doesn't seem right anyway - ask him if he will
use a different escrow service. That one is either fraudulent or just plain shiat.
After Starbucks discovers that the site is registered to:
Domain Name.......... set-ltd.net
Creation Date........ 2004-04-16
Registration Date.... 2004-04-16
Expiry Date.......... 2005-04-16
Organisation Name.... Saral Surakul
Organisation Address. 851 Foxcrest Court # A
Organisation Address.
Organisation Address. Terre Haute
Organisation Address. 47803
Organisation Address. IN
Organisation Address. UNITED STATES
Almost right away P-niiice discovers Saral is a college professor!
Could it be this Saral Surakul?
http://www.indstate.edu/fcs/facprof_surakul.html
Indiana State university is in Terra Haute.
Of course we all dig up a bunch of this information on this guy, and his office
contact information. I draft an email to send him with all of the info we dug up,
when we get a better idea. Why dont we string him along? Lets see how far I can
take it. . .
Well that sounds ok to me! I was able to log onto your internet web site. (Which I
must say looks very nice to me!)
I just had a few questions. . .
What should I use for a user name and password? I like to use the same thing for
everything. Ebay, paypal, email. . . is that ok?
In your FAQ, I noticed that you can use the set-ltd.net services, and it does not have
to be an online purchase. But if its not online, how do they get to your website?
Thank you!
Jeff
While we wait for our response, I post his email address and we go to town on
his eBay account. Almost everything is in German, and the feedback isnt that
bad. Translators come in to help with some of his feedback entries, but pretty
much prove useless.
Our next email is pretty short and sweet:
Please retry to enter www.set-ltd.net and let me know your user name there.OK.
Thank you.
So, I register on the site, and let him know.
-----Original Message-----
From: MyNameIsJeff [mailto:mynameisjeffbootsix.net]
Sent: Saturday, April 24, 2004 2:52 PM
To: 'scont06yahoo.com'
Subject: What is the next step?
Hello!
I have just finished creating my account on the escrow site that you suggested. My
escrow username is MyNameIsJeffHarris.
Before we continue, I wanted to ask; do you know if this site had a strong digital
defense?
I read that escrow services who do not utilize a strong digital defense can often be
attacked, and the buyer and or seller can lose money or their item. I really dont
want this to happen! Im sure you dont either!
I dont mean to ask so many questions; as you can see, I am new at ebay. By doing
it this way, will I get to skip the extra ebay fees? That would be really great. I dont
want to pay them extra money.
What is the next step? I have never really used escrow.
Thank you!
Jeff
Here is where our friend gets excited. . .
-----Original Message-----
From: Gianluca [mailto:scont06yahoo.com]
Sent: Sunday, April 25, 2004 7:51 AM
To: MyNameIsJeff
Subject: Re: What is the next step?
HELLO
First of all I want ot tell you that you will not pay anything because I pay the escrow,
UPS and other fees. Ok? I started the transaction with the nr. 6813088950 . Now
please enter www.set-ltd.net , acces your account with the uzername that you have
and if the transaction isOk with you please accept it. Ok? Once you do that I will
send the funds =2100$ plus shipping $180. Ok? Please send the unit express UPS or
Fedex.I will send them money and they will let you know as soon as they get the
amount. Then you can send the unit at my address. Ok? Do not worry I know a lot of
people that used this service and it is OK. Please let me know. THANKS
At this time I posted my username and password for our new escrow site. While
browsing the site under my new account, it turned out I had some other pending
sales and purchases. . .
These are the details for transaction with ID 1399872290
Item name: Amanda Real Doll
Terms Details
Seller username mynameisjeffharris
Buyer username Euro
Shipping with FedEx
Who pays fee Buyer
Who pays shipping Buyer
Inspection period 8
Item price 3500 USD
Quantity 1
Escrow fee 0 from 42 USD
Shipping cost 143
Total cost to Seller 0
Total cost to Buyer 3685
Description
slightly used
After encouraging everyone to create more transfers, I sent this:
Hello sir!
Please let me thank you again for being so patient with me! It is too bad we are
settling outside of ebay, because I was going to leave you "EXCELENT EBAYER!!!!!11
A++++++++== WOULD SELL TO ANYTIME" I guess it is ok though becaue I would
have to give them an extra $300 when the auction was over.
I logged onto your preferred escrow site and saw our transaction. I did not see any
place to accept it though! Did I just not see it? Sorry I am new at this. Where do I go
to say OK?
Where on the site does it say where to ship it to! I am very eager to get this thing
shipped so I can hurry up and start the process to get my money! Once I ok our
transaction does it tell me where to ship the laptop? I am very positive you will be
satisfied with the laptop.
One other thing, You seemed to confident about this escrow service, that I think I
am going to use it myself for my other transactions. Is that ok? I will be buying and
selling other laptops and would like the security. I will be buying many things and
will need a escrow service with a strong digital defense to send my money to so I
don't get ripped off.
Thanks again!
Jeff
Here are some more of my new escrow transactions!
Seller username: mynameisjeffharris
Buyer username: Mayor Wilkins
Shipping with Captain Eddie's cargo ship
Who pays fee: Buyer
Who pays shipping: Buyer
Inspection period: 7
Item price: 34500 USD
Quantity: 17250
Escrow fee: 0 from 7141500 USD
Shipping cost: 1200
Total cost to Seller: 0
Total cost to Buyer: 602267700
Description:
A lot of bear kidneys from various bears, including (but not limited to) polar, grizzly,
brown, Yogi, black, panda, and Care
A lot of these were listed, and pretty funny, but we decided to stop with them,
because we didnt want our little scammer to grow wise.
While waiting for his response, I decided, that because it was my original sale, I
would report the account to eBay. I went through all the hoops, filled out all the
forms. To sum it up, I let them know what we discovered, and asked them to
take some action. This is what I get:
Hello,
Thank you for writing to eBay's Customer Support with your concerns. My name is
John and I appreciate the chance to answer your question. I'm happy to assist you
further.
An Escrow service allows the buyer to send their money to the Escrow Company, and
the Seller then ships the item to the Buyer. Once the Buyer approves the item the
Escrow service then pays the Seller. eBay recommends escrow for transactions over
$500.00.
The Escrow service affiliated with eBay is called Escrow.com. eBay encourages
members to take advantage of the assurance that escrow services can provide. For
more information on escrow, please see the following eBay page:
http://pages.ebay.com/help/sell/escrow.html
I wish you the best with your future transactions.
Regards,
John W. S.
eBay Customer Support
WELL THANK YOU JOHN! MY CUP RUNETH OVER! Lets see. . . someone is reporting
an obvious scam and fake escrow site. Obviously he has no idea what escrow is.
BETTER SCHOOL HIM!
This just plain pissed me off. Can this be their response to other reports of scams?
Perhaps this email was a little too angry:
Hi John,
Not to be rude, but I know quite well what escrow is. I also happen to know that this
is an obvious scam attempt. Had you actually read the form I filled out on your site,
and not replied with the canned response: Escrow 101, you would notice that I did
not ask what escrow was. I was reporting someone wants to settle the sale outside
of ebay, through an escrow site he referred me to. A site that claims to be a VeriSign
secure site, but then you click the logo, he is hosting the VeriSign page -the page
that should take you to the verisign site. This is a text book rip off.
This can't be your answer to everyone who reports these types of things can it? I
really think you should take some action against this person.
Jeff
It isnt long before I have our next email.
Gianluca [mailto:scont06yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 26, 2004 2:21 PM
To: MyNameIsJeff
Subject: Re: Ready to ship laptop
OK I talk with escrow services and now is ok he have a litle problem with
website.The money is sent express to escrow.
Please email me when you will receive the confirmation.
And when he says express, he means express! Hours later I get my confirmation!
From : Set-Ltd Customer Service
Sent : Monday, April 26, 2004 10:34 PM
To : chemically_balancedhotmail.com
Subject : Payment received for transaction #6813088950
| | | Inbox
Dear customer,
Your partner "scont06" has completed the payment for transaction ID 6813088950
Item name: PowerBook G4
Item price:2100.00 USD
Shipping cost: 180.00 USD
Quantity: 1
Inspection period: 1 day
Escrow fee: 25.20 USD
Total cost to buyer:2305.20 USD
Your action is required now. The next step of the transaction is to ship the
merchandise to the buyer. Please send the shipping details to your partner
"scont06".
As soon as your partner receives the merchandise and the inspection
period ends we will contact you to complete payment.
Billing Support Team
www.set-ltd.net
But wait?? What is also sitting in my inbox right next to this?
-----Original Message-----
From: Gianluca [mailto:scont06yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 26, 2004 3:44 PM
To: MyNameIsJeff
Subject: I'm waiting the track#
Hello
I receive the confirmation from escrow services about the money is received.Please
send it as we agreed: fedex ups or dhl tnt express and please put a small value on
the package so I will pay less taxes .Here the duty taxes are 27,5% from the total
amount wrote on the package so please do your best and send it as a family gift and
with a low value.
This is my address:
GIANLUCA SESSAREGO
9B VARLEY PARADE
COLINDALE,LONDON,UK
zip code:NW9 6RR
Please email me when you will send the package and give me the tracking number.
Regards
And now we have his address. (Im not going to insert the screen shots)
Everyone had a lot of ideas on how to mess with this guy.
lushka16 had a great idea:
Holy shiat!! The next course of action is WICKED obvious, he even said it himself:
quote:
Here the duty taxes are 27,5% from the total amount wrote on the package
Put like $8000 on the package and make the farker pay $2200 for it.
This was perfect! Obviously, $8000, was high, but marking it $2200 and having
him pay the 27% is genious!
I wanted to send him something, but couldnt think of anything. It had to be
something worth paying for, and worth the effort. But what?
EricFate got my imagination going:
Send a three ring binder with a hand drawn keyboard taped to the inside of the
bottom flap, and a hand drawn screen taped to the inside of the top flap.
Crayon preferred.
YES. This was perfect! Trick the scammer into paying a few hundred dollars for a
fake laptop! Genius! But I wanted to take it a step further. While I thought about
it, I sent another email, and posted my plan. . .
Hello!
Well, it looks like I am ready to ship! I got my email from the escrow site too. I also
have your email with your address so I will be sending your laptop today or the next
day.
I told my friend about you and she said that she would like to sell you more if you
are interested! Would you like to buy more of the ultra powerful G4 powerbooks?
She has them at her work to sell because people only know how to use them for AOL
Instant Messenger and flash versions of Asteroid. So please respond as soon as you
can. I would like to tell her that you would like to purchase more laptops. You seem
pretty cool and trust worthy. So let me know fast. If you want more, send the money
to the escrow and let me know. Once I get the email and know that everything is set
up I will then send them all at the same time. I save money on shipping this way!
Thanks again for all your help with this sale. I only wish I could leave you feedback
on ebay because I wanted to leave EXCELENT SELLAR A+++ WW LQQK OMGBBQ
or something like that. I think feedback is so cool! I like to come up with new and
exciting ways to leave it!
I was thinking. Since you basically helped me save $250 from ebay fees, I wanted to
share some of that with you. So go ahead and tell the Digitally Defended Escrow site
that I want to refund you $100 for helping me. They can do that right? That is my
gift to you.
I eagerly await your response!!!!!
Jeff
(Even if he says he wants more and has sent the money for them all I will say I am
sending the one first. Then the others.)
Yes. I want to mail him something.
1. I don't really have any laptop to smash up. So I will construct one. Crayons - 3
ring binder - glitter - failed cd burns which I will label as various programs - I will
glue keys from broken keyboard. (or should I just draw them?)
2. A print out of this thread Will be included (sans anything linking to SA)
3. Gross pictures
4. The package will be valued at $2100 and will weight the same as a real G4.
5. Pencil Shavings
I will consruct this all as fast as I can. I think I can get it all done today. Yes, I will
post pictures! But there is one thing: This will cost me money to send London. So I
propose, after I complete this notebook, I will get the exact ammount of shipping.
Would any of you be willing to help pay for the shipping? I would post the tracking
number of corse. Just a thought.
(Its getting shipped - help from anyone or not so stay tuned)
Then it was born . . .

The P-P-P-Powerbook was a huge success. Here are a few comments:
Hamburglar
Joined: Dec 30, 2000
I am seriously in tears here from laughing so hard. Your
plan is completely brilliant.
ChlamydiaJones
Joined: Sep 27, 2002
Holy shiat that's the funniest spoof on the planet ever in
history. I couldn't stop laughing at "fire wire" for some
reason.
Shemp Howard
Joined: Jul 27, 2003
That is the greatest notebook ever created. I laughed so
hard I clapped. Bravo.
Not long after I finished to PBook, I received an email from eBay regarding the
account out scammer used to contact me. (I have edited out the instructions to
file for an eBay fee refund)
Hello Jeff,
Thank you for writing with your concern over the member, msalamon.
The recent bids placed with this account were the result of an
unauthorized account takeover. Unfortunately, we were not aware of this
activity until some time after the bids were placed. Once we became
aware of this activity, immediate action was taken. We are now in the
process of restoring the account to its owner.
I have reported the escrow site to the appropriate department to have it looked at.
Since the account holder did not initiate this sale, you may consider
the transaction null and void if you have not already shipped the item.
Let me also suggest a few ways this takeover could have occurred.
If the user had a relatively simple password or password hint question
it is possible that a third party was able to gain access to the account by guessing
the password.
It is also possible that the user could have unknowingly provided his or her password
to another party. Some eBay members have reported receiving messages asking for
User IDs and passwords. These messages appear to
come from eBay Support, but in fact are not. eBay will never ask for
sensitive information of this nature through email.
Finally, there are a number of computer viruses in circulation that log
and record keystrokes. It's recommended that computer users keep their
virus alert software up-to-date, and check their system often for
problems. A firewall for high-speed Internet users is also highly
recommended.
**I have reviewed your email history and see that the email from
was in regards to item # 4125873654. After reviewing this
listing, I see that you did end up with a winning bidder, zoeviolet01.
We are concerned about violations on the site and have taken the liberty of
investigating this member's account. Please be assured that we have
taken appropriate action in accordance with our site policies. Such
action may include issuing a warning, a temporary suspension, an
indefinite suspension or terminating the membership.
As you may know, we are unable to provide specific information regarding the result
of our investigation to third party members. Please
understand that this is for the protection of all eBay users. However,
we can tell you that our records indicate that the user you are
reporting is currently not a registered eBay user.
Since the buyer is no longer registered on the eBay site, you may
consider the transaction null and void. You can submit a Final Value Fee credit
request by following the instructions below:
I appreciate your interest in the well being of our site. It is assuring to know that we
have members who are concerned about the safety of our
other users. I encourage you to continue to report all questionable
behavior to eBay. This will give us the chance to look into the
situation and take action where warranted.
http://member.ebay.com/ad/ck/1065-11789-3840-13
Thanks again for writing, and thank you for being part of the eBay
community.
Regards,
Cyan
Fraud Prevention Group
Well, that explains the mystery of the strange German account! Just add the
hacked account to the list of evidence.
Deviating from him usual email schedule, our scammer responds:
-----Original Message-----
From: Gianluca [mailto:scont06yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, April 27, 2004 1:22 PM
To: MyNameIsJeff
Subject: Re: One question before I ship!
OK What configuration have the apple?
Please send me today the package becouse I need soon.
Please email me the track number.
It seems he is so excited his scam is going to work, he cant even type correctly!
The next step was to send it. As much as I wanted to send this, I couldnt afford it
on my own. Here is my post where I posted the shipping costs and asked for
donations. (Paypal info and other useless text was edited out)
MyNameIsJeff
Joined: Dec 05, 2003
P-P-P-Powerbook.com!
Ok, I just got back from the "Pack Man." For those of you
interested, It's going into a 18x18x5 inch flat panel box
wrapped in brown paper. This trip to london will be
accompanied by a broken cdrom drive and an informative
excel 97 book. (And yes, I taped the fark out of it.)
FedEx Priority $80.41 2-3 Days
Global Express $63.44 Week or so
Some other service $40-something 2 weeks *ugh*
Ok guys, I'd like to go priority if possible. If we get close
enough I will eat the rest. So if at least 70 people give a
dollar we are in business!
The donations came flooding in. Shortly after this post, I went home from work,
to find my power was off. After a couple hours in the dark, I logged on to find
just over $100 in donations! I couldnt believe it! Thanks to all of you who
donated.
It wasnt long before I received another email from our scammer, who was
growing more and more inpatient.
-----Original Message-----
From: Gianluca [mailto:scont06yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 28, 2004 4:31 AM
To: MyNameIsJeff
Subject: RE: One question before I ship!
Please email me with all infoo soon
Someone is getting a little pushy! I replied with this:
Hello! I am sorry for the delay! I was not able to send your new G4 Powerbook to
you yesterday! But I am able to send it today! I am going to be taking it down the
the united states post office to fedex it to you. I am told it will take 2-3 days. I
apologize, but that is the fastest I can send!
I will send another email with your tracking number when I get back!!!
chao!
Jeff
Off to the post office I went. I have to admit . . . this is where I started to get very
nervous. Will he look me up through the return address? Will customs come
bring the smack down for the over-pricing? What if? What if? What if?
I managed to choke it down, and go send it
When I was in the store, Im sure I looked very nervous. I could feel my face turn
red and my body temperature rise. As I was filling out the form, the lady asked
me what the value of the package was. . . .
Um, $2000 will do. (I was trying to hold it, but I was smiling from ear to ear.
She looked at me with a confused look.
You know they will have to pay a lot for tax on customs.
(My smile grew even bigger.)
I know.
Road Block: It turns out, when you send something to London from the US
through FedEx, they want a phone number. No big deal., I said I would go email
him, and call them to ship it off.
-----Original Message-----
From: MyNameIsJeff [mailto:mynameisjeffbootsix.net]
Sent: Wednesday, April 28, 2004 10:40 AM
To: 'Gianluca'
Subject: Problem with shipping
Hello,
I took the package to the post office, but FedEx requires a phone number for the
recipient if the package is being sent internationally.
As soon as you reply with that I will call them and tell them so they can send it.
Thanks!
Jeff
I began to wonder at this point . . . Obviously, this guy wasnt going to give me a
legitimate number. I got my receipt and they told me it would send after I called
with his phone number.
Taken from the post with the receipt:
For those of you who can make it out, the tracking number is 846563452310 (there
is a package ID too, I don't know if you need it: 17913) Again, It's not going
anywhere until I get a phone number.
It took way to long to find an angle where that shiat all showed up!
In the mean time, a member named Pipski makes history. Pipski becomes our
first undercover agent in London, and makes the first recon mission into the
scammers address.
Pipski
Joined: Apr 18, 2004
Lovely barbershop. Pity I wasn't
invited.
OK, still there but this PC is a bit more discreetly placed.
It's a barbers / Internet Cafe, lots of customers. None
you'd buy a used car from, few schoolkids. 9B has its own
mailbox out the front of the shop, not sure where the
entrance is. Going to take a quick tour of the street and
see if I can see any other entrances to flat 9B. Will post
again in a few hours when I get home.
(The James Bond picture and title was later given to him for his spectacular
stealth photography and intel gathering.)
This was getting better and better. To actually have people there! Pictures of the
scammers shop! Amazing work Pipski.
Before Pipski could get home, I received my email from the scammer.
-----Original Message-----
From: Gianluca [mailto:scont06yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 28, 2004 1:01 PM
To: MyNameIsJeff
Subject: Re: Problem with shipping
OK no problem, this is my phone number 00447940667511.Please email me soon.Please
send the package gift or small value and send EXPRESS SHIPPING.
Regards
I immediately called and had it sent. Once I posted the number, I think everyone
on the site called. And of course, it was a false number. Just in case, I later
removed it from the post, in case he somehow noticed the hundreds of calls. We
didnt want to scare him off now do we?
Once I had his number, I sent him his tracking number.
Here is your tracking number. 846563452310. The package ID is 17913. The lady at
the post office said that FedEx comes at 4:00pm to take shipments. So in about 2
hours it will be scanned in the fedex thing I guess and you can start tracking it. I
shipped it express, so it should be there in 2 to 3 days.
Also, the post office lady asked what it was, and I didnt want to lie, so I said laptop
computer. When she said how much it is worth, I said, it is a family gift, but she said
I couldnt do that. She said I had to tell her how much I paid for it. I dont want to
get in trouble for mail fraud, or evading taxes or anything so I told her $2000. I am
sorry if that means you have to pay more. Since I screwed up, I will share the cost
with you. Please let me know how much it was, and just have the escrow service
refund you half of the amount. Can they do that? If not I will gladly send you how
ever much you spent on it. You can even have the escrow hold my payment until I
send you money for what you pay.
I hope this doesnt make you want to cancel. As Im sure you noticed, no one ever
bid on it and it didnt sell. I really need the money, so I am willing to work with you
how ever to complete the transaction.
Thank you my friend!
Jeff
As soon as Pipski got back from the drop site. He posted the details of his
findings. This gave us all a really good idea of the shop.
Pipski
Joined: Apr 18, 2004
Lovely barbershop. Pity I wasn't
invited.
OK, I have good news and bad news. btw, thanks for all
the concern but 1st thing I did when I got in was alter my
p/w. I figured it was worth running the risk, but I
guarantee you this is me, not the scambarber.
The bad news is about the photos. Just had a quick
butchers at them - lousy cheapo cam doesn't have a
screen - and they ain't so hot. In my defence, it is damned
difficult to take snaps from underneath a barber's gown or
a computer desk. Also, this cam is a horrible piece of crud
with no image-stabilizing or anything. I'll autobalance
them in PS and then sort out hosting for the very few that
are even worth the effort.
On the plus side I picked up a fair but of HUMINT. For a
start, the street map is misleading. The entrance to the
shop is actually on the Edgeware Rd. The address given is
a grotty little non-street that the properties back onto. Do
we care? Well, I dunno if FedEx or UPS or whoever we're
going with use GPS, but if the two streets have different
postcodes and the driver just follows his GPS he might go
straight to the back entrance, so that would bear watching.
That said, I still think he'd end up out front because the
back of the properties are totally anonymous afai could
see, he would have no way of knowing which one was
which. Plus there's high walls and bins and it's all very
unprepossessing.
OK, so, the shop itself. Two barber chairs, four or five very
cramped terminals downstairs and, I think, some upstairs
too. Big window, easy visibility inside from without. Under
the window (on the outside) is a mailbox for `9B' but there
is no way on Earth our man is going to get a laptop-sized
package in it. Were I the delivery guy I would take one
look at that and then go into the shop and ask. Oh, the
shop also sells toy guns for some inadequately explored
reason.
The owner, or at least the guy in charge while I was there,
is a black guy in his mid-20s (estimate). Credit where it's
due, the haircut he gave me was of a pretty good standard
(not a bad barnet, for Barnet). Not the sharpest knife in
the box and he has some odd ideas relating to the police.
[They have a TV there and while I was being barbered the
news story came on about a nurse here in the UK, who's
been arrested - or tried, i forget which - for murdering four
of her patients. Whereupon my man expressed incredulity
that they could possibly know that and went on to say that
he thought Harold Shipman probably only actually killed
`one or two' people and that a serial rapist of the elderly
currently plagueing London, who has been confirmed as of
Caribbean descent by DNA tests, probably `only' actually
raped one person. Although that, he tells me, `is bad
enough'.]
I am a notoriously bad judge of character but I have my
doubts that this is our man. He doesn't strike me as a
scammer, for all his other faults. That isn't to say that I
couldn't well imagine him taking a cut (no pun intended),
but I don't think he's the real culprit.
No-one else turned up there for a haircut. When I arrived
(and when I left) a big black guy (who looks just like the
cook who has a heart attack in Crimson Tide) was listening
to banging choons on one of the PCs and a pasty, ginger
sort was on one of the others. While I was there a rather
skanky looking Kappa-slapper came down from upstairs -
she was clearly a regular btw, a bunch of schoolkids
arrived and went straight upstairs - also well known to the
owner. In fact, now I come to think about it, everyone
there but me seemed to be a regular. Oh, and a dude in a
red t-shirt (photo'd - badly) also came d'stairs and left the
place.
The street itself is - well, it's the Edgeware Rd. Rub-a-tug
shops, takeaways, pool halls, minicab firms and dodgy
boozers. There is a Wetherspoons pub right next door to
the shop. That could be handy if - on the day of arrival,
and assuming the package didn't arrive before opening
time - we could occupy seats by the window with a good
view. Waiting in the warm with a beer sounds infinitely
preferable to shuffling about on the pavement in the
pissing rain. Not sure about local parking restrictions but it
ought to be possible to park up in a position with a good
view of the entrance too, at reasonable times of day.
The scenario that presents itself as plausible - although it
is arguably pointless to try and predict these things - is
that UPS man (or whomever) will end up going into the
barbernet cafe, with his delivery. If I was our scamboy, I
would make a point of heading for the place - assuming I
didn't own it - when tracking suggests delivery is
imminent. That would be ideal for our purposes because a
goon watching the front, one watching the back and one
inside, all with mobile `phones, could pretty much sow
that location up. Apart from a parked car or the pub there
are no real vantage points sadly. Of course, what would be
ideal for any `capture-the-moment-when-the-long-arm-of-
SA-reaches-out-&-touches-someone' exploits would be a
couple of yuppie-goons with Wifi laptops and webcams.
Pipski also posted his photos. A little blurry, but excellent work none the less.
For the sake of the document size, I am going to leave them on the site.
While we waited for our ringer to be delivered, we had to keep busy, so we
started to look at the internet headers of his emails.
Internet Headers:
Return-path:
Envelope-to: mynameisjeffbootsix.net
Delivery-date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 17:32:01 -0400
Received: from [66.218.93.77] (helo=web41411.mail.yahoo.com)
by h-2.properhosting.com with smtp (Exim 4.24; FreeBSD 4.8)
id 1BIweu-000CLR-WC
for mynameisjeffbootsix.net; Wed, 28 Apr 2004 17:32:01 -0400
Message-ID:
Received: from [81.196.100.243] by web41411.mail.yahoo.com via HTTP; Wed, 28
Apr 2004 14:31:58 PDT
Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 14:31:58 -0700 (PDT)
From: Gianluca
Subject: RE: Problem with shipping
To: MyNameIsJeff
In-Reply-To:
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="0-770428758-
1083187918=:17958"
Muti ran a trace route
12 90 ms 121 ms 90 ms ge-2-1.hsa4.sanjose1.level3.net [209.245.146.25]
13 30 ms 40 ms 31 ms so-2-1-0.bbr2.sanjose1.level3.net [4.68.114.157]
14 90 ms 100 ms 101 ms so-0-1-0.bbr1.newyork1.level3.net [64.159.1.41]
15 160 ms 171 ms 160 ms as-0-0.mp2.london1.level3.net [4.68.128.105]
16 * 180 ms 180 ms so-2-0-0.mp1.frankfurt1.level3.net [212.187.128.93]
17 180 ms 170 ms 180 ms so-10-0.hsa2.frankfurt1.level3.net [195.122.136.162]
18 170 ms 171 ms 170 ms fra2-cr2-p6-1.rdsnet.ro [62.231.127.41]
19 200 ms 201 ms 190 ms buh1-gsr1-p6-1.rdsnet.ro [193.231.252.229]
20 190 ms 201 ms 190 ms buh1-htb-ge0.rdsnet.ro [62.231.74.30]
21 370 ms 311 ms 280 ms buh1-cr1-vlan4.rdsnet.ro [193.231.252.73]
Was sent from a hijacked connection/proxy in Romania.
http://www.dnsstuff.com/tools/whois...=81.196.100.243
We noticed, as soon as he had confirmation, that obviously trustworthy escrow
site went down! But not before Sejanus archived it! (Available on the site)
While we sat and waited for the delivery of the P-P-P-PowerBook, we all just
posted different ideas and other funny things that would be funny to do.
Nothing really relative to this.
The time was ticking, and we were getting closer and closer to our delivery time.
At this point, Starbucks, and Rhig joined the stealth recon with Pipski. They were
going to be at the shop during the time of the original delivery. Starbucks took
his USB key with several tools to gather even more intel.
rhig
OK I'm just leaving for my coach at 3:45, I arrive in London at 9:20 and
should be at the barbers by 10:00 - 10:30
quote:
Starbucks
ntpasswd and all other tools loaded
my housemate has come back camera in hand, its a 3.2 MP Sony cybershot
with 3x Optical zoom ,also with a mpeg movie option. My next post will be
from London Paddington, good luck guys, any info SMS me or call me
***********
I dont care about anyone crank calling, it will help keep me awake and
amuse me
As soon as they all posted to let us know when they were going, and their plans,
we had a problem:
Anaclisis
Joined: Apr 17, 2003
ceci n'est pas une grenouille
trouble
quote:
Apr 30, 2004 3:19 am
Package status
STANSTED GB
Regulatory Agency Clearance Delay
Not knowing what this means at the time. . . I began to PANIC.
By panic I mean;
MyNameIsJeff
Joined: Dec 05, 2003
P-P-P-Powerbook.com!
quote:
Anaclisis came out of the closet to say:
trouble
shiat
shiat
shiat
shiat
shiat
All those things I was worrying about, came back 10 fold. Begin hyperventilate.
MyNameIsJeff
Joined: Dec 05, 2003 Apr 30, 2004 3:19 am
Package status
STANSTED GB
Regulatory Agency Clearance Delay
WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!??
As you can see this did not set well with me.
MyNameIsJeff
Joined: Dec 05, 2003
P-P-P-Powerbook.com!
Maybe its the bum phone number?
Whould they try to call him at 3am?
I think I just instantly became diabetic.
EDIT: Anyone near north seattle. Please come fast. I am
going to be needing CPR.
quote:
Scotsman came out of the closet to say:
This is apparently normal for Powerbooks. There's a
thread about it here
Edit: Reading a bit more on some other forums. Here
was a quote that might ring true.... "OK, I just called
Fedex. They said that customs rejected my forms
because of the price that was declared." Goes on to
say "I just emailed her my paypal
receipt and the url of the auction. Hopefully now
they will release
it. So there was damn near a weeks delay just to tell
me that! "
ok . . . ok . . feel a little better . . .no . . . . PANICING!
I need to lay down.

MyNameIsJeff
Joined: Dec 05, 2003
P-P-P-Powerbook.com!
CURRENT THE JEFF STATUS
MyNameIsJeff decided to show you this image:
Thats me breathing into a bag hoping I dont pass out. Or have my heart
explode. With our operatives already on the way, we had to just hope that it
changed fast, and got delivered while they were there.
Starbucks was our first man to post from the shop:
Starbucks
Joined: Jul 06, 2002
Strong Coffee Drinking!
Okay, I am in the cafe
here is some info, there are webcams, anyone wanna get a
msn webcam recorder and i will pan and scan, they dont
have memory stick readers so i cant get info from my
camera, but there are plenty of pictures
(He posted a log, that you can view on the site.)
It was not long before Starbucks saw a Fedex truck and posted this:
Starbucks
Joined: Jul 06, 2002
Strong Coffee Drinking!
THE PACKAGE IS IN THE DEN
I REPEAT
THE PACKAGE IS IN THE DEN
WE HAVE FEDEX DELIVERY
smitz
Joined: Nov 05, 2003
Starbucks is upstairs with webcam, he recorded the
delivery moment!
Im downstairs with the camera, the guy who signed for it
IS the barber, but he put it in the back with out opening,
d'oh. Updates to follow.
This post is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
Basically, everyone in the thread went farking ballistic. We had all thought that
FedEx had sent it out for delivery, and just didnt update the site. After we
thought it arrived, our men left. Before Starbucks left, he set the screen savers on
the computers upstairs to scroll: P-P-P-POWERBOOK!
It was not long before the webcam feed was posted. (Available on the site.) Even
more pics of the outside of the building were posted. Een one with a clear shot of
the REAL number for the shop.
As I was unsure, and grew impatient, another email was sent.
Hello!
Today is the 3rd day so you should be getting your new laptop!
I saw on the FedEx site and it is delayed! Does that mean it is still waiting to be
delivered? I dont know what time it is there, but I hope it gets there today. Or did
you get it and FedEx just didnt update their web page? Sorry, I dont send things
with FedEx often. I usually just use first class us mail.
Did you pay for the taxes? How much did you end up paying? I am sorry again for
that. I didnt mean to cost you extra money. But like I said in my other email, we
can work it out.
How long will the ok process take? I am eager to receive payment!
Thank you!
Jeff
The thread grew very fast with posts of everyones excitement and praise of it
finally being delivered . . . but as it turns out . . . it had not been delivered.
MyNameIsJeff
Joined: Dec 05, 2003
P-P-P-Powerbook.com!
I HAVE BAD NEWS.
The ringer was not delivered. I just called FedEx. It was
never paid for. Probably because the jack ass gave me a
bunk phone number.
I got transferred to the International Rep but hung up
before I got to them.
Cue despair and a sense of let down! Oh well, the mission was not a total failure.
Gizmo_Gun did an awesome thing by calling and seeing what was up.
Gizmo_Gun
Joined: Mar 21, 2004
Pow! Bang! Smack! Kablooey!
quote:
MyNameIsJeff came out of the closet to say:
Well, I was wrong. . . It doesn't make sense.
I'm too afraid to talk to the FedEx people about it.
What do I say? The guy gave me a bunk phone
number?
Anyone brave enough to call?
I'll do it.
Gizmo_Gun
Joined: Mar 21, 2004
Pow! Bang! Smack! Kablooey!
Okay, I just called FedEX and told them that my husband
and I (sorry Jeff) were concerned about what was going to
happen to the package at this point.
She said that they were currently waiting for him to call
and give them further information. I did NOT, I repeat, I
did NOT authorize the ability for him to pick up the
package at FedEX. It has to be delievered.
She made a notation that we were going to contact him via
email and get him to contact the office of FedEx.
So, now we wait until he contacts them. We can always
call back and check up on the status.
Thanks for doing that . . . my dear wife.
So it came down to, FedEx could not deliver it, because they number they are
trying to call him on is fake. They cant have him pay the taxes if they cant find
him right?
At this point, we sat, and so began, the many days of Regulatory Agency
Clearance Delay. For about 7 days, right about the same time in the morning, the
FedEx tracking page was updated with Regulatory Agency Clearance Delay.
With no emails from the scammer, we thought it was over. Our ringer was to sit
in the purgatory of FedEx customs for ever.
Sometime around this point my title was even changed to Regulatory Agency
Clearance Delay.
Then, something happened . . .
Gizmo_Gun
Joined: Mar 21, 2004
Pow! Bang! Smack! Kablooey!
JEFF! We have a situation!
FedEX just called me (I gave them my number on the spot
to contact, since yours was MIA) and asked if we had
gotten a hold of the receiver. I obviously said no, and said
that we were very concerned. Well, FedEX wants to know if
we will pay the dues and have it delivered anyway, or we
will be charged a storage fee.
I told the woman at FedEX that I would confer with you
and have you contact them.
(I still have the mark where my head hit the desk.)
With this information in mind, a new email was in order.
From: MyNameIsJeff [mailto:mynameisjeffbootsix.net]
Sent: Tuesday, May 04, 2004 2:34 PM
To: 'scont06yahoo.com'
Subject: Package cannot be delivered!
Hello!
I received a call from FedEx saying that they are unable to get a hold of you to deliver the
package. I really need payment for my laptop, so the sooner you get it and approve of it, the
sooner the escrow can release my money to me. They said that they will have to charge me to
hold it if they cannot deliver it. If that is the case, I will just pay to have it sent back.
Do you have another phone number? I was going to try to look you up by address maybe, but I
dont think that will work, so I thought Id ask you first! Please respond as soon as you can! I am
very eager to complete the transaction!
Thank you!
Jeff
I had hoped this would do it. And it did. He next day he replied:
-----Original Message-----
From: Gianluca [mailto:scont06yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 05, 2004 1:59 PM
To: MyNameIsJeff
Subject: Re: Package cannot be delivered!
Hello
I call to fedex and he tell me tomorow or of friday
will send me the package to my address.The money is
ready in my hand to pay the taxes.What insurance do
you put for this?
I will email you when I will pick up the laptop.
Thank you and sorry for this incovenience.
Gianluca
There were a lot of posts from a lot of excited people. The thread had come back
to life. Not long after out last email, I received this:
-----Original Message-----
From: Gianluca [mailto:scont06yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 06, 2004 2:49 PM
To: MyNameIsJeff
Subject: Re: Package cannot be delivered!
Dear sir,
Today I have made the payment for the duty taxes.I went personal to Fedex and
made the payment.Everything now is ok and they told me that they will deliver it to
me tomorrow or latest at 10 o'clock in the morning on Monday.Sorry for this delay
but Fedex told me that this is the best they can do.Anyway they will deliver it till
Monday aftrenoon and will be fine.
Next week we can finalize the deal.
Thank you for your patience and hope to be ok now.
AT LAST! And even more pics posted by Smitz (On the site)
As we wait for FedEx to update the tracking page with the status, there is this
giant flame war. A good page and a half.
The Tracking site is updated again on the 10th about 4am with? Yes, you guessed
it, Regulatory Agency Clearance Delay. God damn you FedEx.
But wait! Many hours later!
10, 2004 6:10 pm
Package status
STANSTED GB
Released for Delivery
6:10 pm
Package status
STANSTED GB
Package available for clearance
IT WAS PAID FOR! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! The thread is once again flooded
with posts of happiness and glee!
And then, as fast as it was released, it is delivered!!!! Rhig was there and able to
get even more pictures which are on the site.
May 11, 2004 10:01 am
Delivered
COLINDALE GB
7:09 am
On FedEx vehicle for delivery
ENFIELD GB
6:51 am
Arrived at FedEx Destination Location
ENFIELD GB
May 10, 2004 10:19 pm
Package status
STANSTED GB
In transit in destination country
Eager to hear from our scammer, I drafted an email and sent it. When I returned
to the thread to post it, the thread was closed!
I think I had a farking heart attack. But, OMGWTFBBQ re-opened it, because we
are not finished yet!
Here is the email I sent:
-----Original Message-----
From: MyNameIsJeff [mailto:mynameisjeffbootsix.net]
Sent: Tuesday, May 11, 2004 9:56 AM
To: 'scont06yahoo.com'
Subject: Ready to complete transaction
Hello friend!
It sure took a long time, but it got there! I was worried for a while! I thought I had
lost my powerbook for good in some kind of scam.
I wish I didnt pay for such fast shipping, now that I see how long FedEx takes.
Please let me know when you are done checking everything and making sure it
works. I packed it pretty well. I hope shipping didnt bang it up. You will see I
included some extra books. I didnt really need them now that I got rid of the
powerbook.
Anyways, I still cannot log onto the escrow site. Will payment still be sent even
though they are having connection problems? I realized I never gave my address or
any bank account information for payment. If I were to give that to you, would you
be able to get it to them so they can send the payment? That would be great. I need
this money to pay my rent.
I am curious . . . What did you end up paying for the taxes? I wanted to know
because I still want to refund some of the money to you.
Thanks!
Jeff
And this is where we sit. We know he paid for it, and we know he has it. Now
we wait for his response. If none is received, then we call and find out why.
<HR>

[Asuka{eve}]

ALL I can say is OMFG ROFLMAO WtF/h.

[flamingpeach]

Ahahaha, SA always has a good joke going on sometime or another.

That was a good read, and the guy got what he deserved.

[jizzmasterp]

The British spies were priceless.

[yodapaul]

That was a great read, just pure gold.

[bermuDa]

beautiful execution, I love it when scammers get what they deserve

[RelaX]

Very kewl... tried to find out of there was an ending yet, but it appears we'll have to wait...

[meepa]

Haha, that was a long read but totally worth it. Thanks!

[H12]

Heh, I fuckin' love those pictures of the P-P-P-Powerbook. Glad to see the scammer get scammed.

[Astrocloud]

*Wonders why his internet scam yielded a weird three ring binder*

[moonstrucksoul]

my head is swimming after reading all that, nice one

[onodrim]

That made my day!

[sailor]

HAHAHAHAHA..... That is classic.

What is this site he keeps referring to? Where did this thing come from?

[WarWagon]

I want to know what happens next! Coooooooome oooooooooon!

[heyal256]

Damn, that was funny......

I also agree with Warwagon.....

Originally posted by WarWagon
I want to know what happens next! Coooooooome oooooooooon!

[-Ever-]

That's one long story.

So where's the end half? That last message was from the 11th and it's the 15th today. Do you have a link to the post?

that was one of the funniest thing i read in a while!! but where are the spy pictures? anyone have a link?

[CBlend]

This was a fun read!

[Latch]

Awesome read.. there is justice in this world.

[Fremen]

That was almost as fun to read as marcos' Bloussant thread.

[Redjake]

that is awesome! that's one of the best stories I've read in a while. I want to know what he did with it!!!!!!!!

[micah67]

It sounds like poetic justice. Too bad it's real-time - I don't like cliff-hangers!

[k1ng]

CSfilm, Thanks for posting this! It was a long, but very interesting read. I wish I knew what happened!

I want to see the pictures on the site he kept referring to. Anyone have a URL for this site? www.P-P-P-Powerbook.com is pasword protected :/

[zxello]

WORTH THE READ AHAHAHAH

[SecretMethod70]

Originally posted by Fremen
That was almost as fun to read as marcos' Bloussant thread.

hahaha so very true

I can't wait to find out the ending!

[CSflim]

If anyone wants to read the whole thing, on the message board, the link is here: Its a massive 82 pages of a thread! It includes the spy photos.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...0&pagenumber=1

A lot of the sites such as www.p-p-p-powerbook.com are down due to bandwidth problems.

Oh, and anyone who only read the text that I posted, you should really look at the pdf, just for the pictures of the p-p-p-powerbook. Its absolutely hilarious.

You can keep checking on the SA forums for any more updates, but I would imagine that this is about as much closure as we're going to get; the package was delivered, he paid the tax and recieved his brand new p-p-p-powerbook! I don't imagine anything more will come of it.

[Jaca]

That took me as long to read as it would have taken to read the Sunday paper. But so much more entertaining.

[-Ever-]

Originally posted by CSflim


You can keep checking on the SA forums for any more updates, but I would imagine that this is about as much closure as we're going to get; the package was delivered, he paid the tax and recieved his brand new p-p-p-powerbook! I don't imagine anything more will come of it.

I'm hoping to find out how much the man paid for taxes, and read any emails that he hopefully sent to Jeff...

[final_identity]

Got what he deserved ...

But (I think, if you read carefully you'll see) the evil perpetrator is a prof at a school in the midwest. Shouldn't he be canned or something ...

[RoboBlaster]

No, it wasn't really the professor, it was the person who hacked into his account.

[Nachimir]

Thanks, I love scammed scammer stories

I once sold a set of alloy wheels privately, and had some sap ring up, miss several apppointments, and during each call keep on fishing for information about where my house was, what it looked like, etc.

So I led him on for ten minutes, making up all kinds of details about the house, the cars, the street, etc, and could hear mounting excitement in his voice. We arranged "Sometime Wednesday evening", and I finished the call with "Oh, though make sure to call me half an hour before you come, so I can go and collect the wheels from the lock up for you".

"Oh" <disappointed> "So... you don't keep the wheels at your house then?"

"No."

Never heard from him again

[Roark]

That is awsome! Thanks!

[-Ever-]

Originally posted by Nachimir
Thanks, I love scammed scammer stories

I once sold a set of alloy wheels privately, and had some sap ring up, miss several apppointments, and during each call keep on fishing for information about where my house was, what it looked like, etc.

So I led him on for ten minutes, making up all kinds of details about the house, the cars, the street, etc, and could hear mounting excitement in his voice. We arranged "Sometime Wednesday evening", and I finished the call with "Oh, though make sure to call me half an hour before you come, so I can go and collect the wheels from the lock up for you".

"Oh" <disappointed> "So... you don't keep the wheels at your house then?"

"No."

Never heard from him again

Hah! Good move on your part. I recently sold a pair of studio monitors for $1,000 on Craigslist and had a man who really wanted to test-drive them. I agreed, but kept on reminding him that there was no way I'd do the test at my house (ie where my $$$ studio is )

[Kllr Wolf]

That is awesome. the scammer paid 350 in taxes to get it. then the spies caught his reaction to it. Sooo great.

[Munku]

Ok I don't get it.. The scammer owns the website? How is he going to lose any money from the fake computer?

Ok I get it now. They say 2000 bucks for the comp value. Therefore he pays 27%, or 540 bucks, which the scammer thinks is a sweet deal for a 2000 dollar comp, which then he realizes is just a peice of trash in a box. Pure genious!

[elpha]

i'm a member of SA, and i rode that thread for its whole 45 page wild ride..

[Mondak]

That took a long time to read. I could not tear myself away though...

Damn internet. Thanks CSFilm!

[Lebell]

F***ing scammer!

Oh that is priceless!!!!

[Danofre]

So what about the college professors scam site?
Was it a a fake registration?

[NoSoup]

The British Spies.... Lol