Guys whats the "gayest" thing you do? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

G5_Todd · 10-02-2010, 01:21 PM

This question is to the hetrosexual guys in the forum...What is something you do that you don't think you would want your buddies seeing you do?...

For me before my last vacation I got a pedicure...my feet were all torn up from running and I was going to be in flip flops for a week so I manned up sat in the chair and prayed that no one I knew would walk past and see me. It was strange at first but was actually pretty relaxing having a hot asian chick massage my feet...I was going to inquire about a happy ending but my better judgement prevailed.

Xerxys · 10-02-2010, 01:47 PM

Jeesus! Where do I start?

1) I sing Lady Gaga and Katy Perry in my car ... obnoxiously loud!
2) I get my nails done. I have really pretty hands.
3) Smirnoff Ice tastes good. Real good.
4) I believe that Vienna Teng was born in heaven and was brought down to earth to serenade us mortals.

I think that is it so far.

G5_Todd · 10-02-2010, 02:00 PM

@ Xerxys - I was like who the fuck is Vienna Teng...so I googled her...saw a picture, so I was like she is pretty hot....then I am like shit is she a tranny or something....so I wikied her...she isn't so then I went to You Tube and heard her sing...she is good...

filtherton · 10-02-2010, 02:34 PM

I secretly ejaculate on my male friends' lower backs.

---------- Post added at 05:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:34 PM ----------

but not in a gay way.

Manic_Skafe · 10-02-2010, 02:50 PM

Have sex with a man.

uncle phil · 10-02-2010, 03:01 PM

i'm happy...

Xerxys · 10-02-2010, 03:31 PM

Baraka_Guru · 10-02-2010, 03:33 PM

I fantasize over having tea parties. Like actual formal tea parties.

I think it's because I've read too many pre-20th century novels.

It just seems gay these days.

blahblah454 · 10-02-2010, 03:50 PM

Baraka, I love tea. I would have a tea party with you.

In fact I am drinking tea as I write this.

uncle phil · 10-02-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Xerxys

^^

hetero and happy/gay; what's wrong with that?

Martian · 10-02-2010, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

I fantasize over having tea parties. Like actual formal tea parties.

I think it's because I've read too many pre-20th century novels.

It just seems gay these days.

You know, we can make this happen. But would I have to wear a waistcoat?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manic_Skafe

Have sex with a man.

You swore you'd never tell!

Baraka_Guru · 10-02-2010, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Martian

You know, we can make this happen. But would I have to wear a waistcoat?

Waistcoat and pocket watch mandatory. Pocket square is optional, but every gentleman knows that a suit isn't complete without a pocket square.

LordEden · 10-02-2010, 05:05 PM

Ooooooooo can I come? I want to be able to wear a fancy coat, a big hat, smoke my pipe, and drink tea. That sounds fun.

You should try to get plan9 to come, then it would be like 1840's version of the A-Team.

Willravel · 10-02-2010, 05:32 PM

Manscaping. Still, it's for the ladies.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-02-2010, 07:43 PM

The gayest thing I've done for the past few years is yelling "I'm gay!" right after I yell something else out the car window. My younger son told me I should.

Oh, wait, is that gayer?

p.s. I want filtherton in an elevator.

p.p.s. Is that gayer?

Plan9 · 10-02-2010, 08:10 PM

I cried once. Ya know, because she left me. Part of it was the pain of rejection, part of it was having invested so much in furniture.

That and the frustration of having to train another partner to do the kind of kinky shit you only see in tiny video clips on the Web.

...

Honestly? Tea party sounds pretty manly. It'd be like one of those Kettle One commercials. We'd drink tea instead of vodka because we need to be sober before we go steal some shit like we're making a Heat sequel. According to TeeVee, any legit reason to don formal wear and carry a gun is a good one.

It makes me sad that men are expected to be chest-thumping heathens today. Any type of social/intellectual refinement is seen as "homosexual." It's pretty sad. I was one of the few guys that wore a suit to a wedding. WTF? And don't tell anybody you enjoy traveling to foreign countries and museums.

They'll think you're French. Which is gay squared.

"Why did you dress up to go out to dinner? That's gay." "You and your fancy long words! That's gay." Okay, I'll act like a drooling smacktard, society.

I guess I'm doomed to be rejected by my peers. I refuse to drink a case of Natty Ice with a thumb in my girlfriend's ass while wearing a football jersey and burping the national anthem. I have these crazy ambitions in life and they don't strictly involve bums beating each other down and eating Doritos.

Really, our Lord and Savior Mike Judge had a psychic premonition when he was doing Idiocracy.

canuckguy · 10-02-2010, 08:26 PM

I shave my legs.

(cycling)

I swear!

G5_Todd · 10-02-2010, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by canuckguy

I shave my legs.

(cycling)

I swear!

I never understood why you do that for riding bikes...I understand swimmers...why do cyclers do it?

Plan9 · 10-02-2010, 09:02 PM

...because they're gay.

Did you not start this thread?

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-02-2010, 09:08 PM

& get your toenails buffed?

Xerxys · 10-02-2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

... [grown up sensible stuff] ...

Party fuckin' pooper!!

Plan9 · 10-02-2010, 09:57 PM

Watch out, man. You can't say "pooper" without Fugly getting a hard-on. And your manicured hands are likely to get him throbbing.

levite · 10-02-2010, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G5_Todd

This question is to the hetrosexual guys in the forum...What is something you do that you don't think you would want your buddies seeing you do?...

For me before my last vacation I got a pedicure...my feet were all torn up from running and I was going to be in flip flops for a week so I manned up sat in the chair and prayed that no one I knew would walk past and see me. It was strange at first but was actually pretty relaxing having a hot asian chick massage my feet...I was going to inquire about a happy ending but my better judgement prevailed.

I definitely have things I do that are traditionally stereotypically gay, but I don't know that I have anything-- gay or otherwise-- I wouldn't want my buddies seeing me do except fucking or crapping.

I sing showtunes. I love musicals.

I cook, and can get very exacting about the process of cooking-- not like Alton Brown exacting...more Emeril, or Bobby Flay. But still.

I talk to my dog in a stupid voice sometimes.

I critique men's fashion choices, even though I myself am strictly a jeans-and-t-shirts dude.

I compliment my gay friends on the hotness of their boyfriends.

I go to opera. Sometimes I cry.

And yet...zero interest in any penis except mine....

G5_Todd · 10-02-2010, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

& get your toenails buffed?

nah she didnt make them all shiney

dlish · 10-03-2010, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canuckguy

I shave my legs.

(cycling)

I swear!

surreeeee... i did the same thing when i was younger when i was swimming/running. these days, its not coming off

you should really consider changing your nick to canuckgay.

me.. its a crack back and sack wax all the way of course...except the legs, cos thats definately gay.

remy1492 · 10-03-2010, 12:11 AM

Scents. I love B&Body works.

Shower gels, candles all that. I like things that smell. And I can remember a scent or a girl who wore what scent too.

I got a sun ripened raspberry candle (online only), because it reminds me of 1996, when my beautiful fiancee would shower with that gel scent. It was summer, SoCal and a great time. So when I smell the candle, I get happy thoughts.

Lotsa girlfriends would shower at my place and say I was a bit fruity, but they enjoyed partaking in it all.

I guess I never like to smell bad, look bad or unkempt. A bit gay I suppose

.

I'd like a tea party, I'd bring my Tricorn, musket and best royal accent.

Plan9 · 10-03-2010, 12:34 AM

Air Force is so pretty.

...

Fun Question:

How many guys that do "gay" things have gone to college / like to read books?

Shauk · 10-03-2010, 02:18 AM

I think Neil Patrick Harris is the shit
I'll hang out at gay bars and dance with girls, occasionally getting my ass slapped by another guy or danced with, and I just laugh it off, also a good reason to tell the girls to save me by pretending to my 5 minute girlfriend. Sometimes they're pretty cool with that

PonyPotato · 10-03-2010, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canuckguy

I shave my legs.

(cycling)

I swear!

Quote:

Originally Posted by G5_Todd

I never understood why you do that for riding bikes...I understand swimmers...why do cyclers do it?

Road rash. Generally decreases the severity and makes bandaging it easier.

I'm not a man, so I won't reply to the original post. Just saw this and wanted to explain.

Lucifer · 10-03-2010, 03:34 AM

I like candles

uncle phil · 10-03-2010, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

Air Force is so pretty.

and witty, too...

Redlemon · 10-03-2010, 06:30 AM

Became a massage therapist?

Although, every male massage therapist that I've met is either married to a woman or dating a woman, so that stereotype doesn't seem to be holding up. I've met quite a few lesbian massage therapists, however.

Plan9 · 10-03-2010, 06:36 AM

Rumor has it lesbians have strong hands.

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Originally Posted by uncle phil

and witty, too...

You're picking up what I'm puttin' down. You're all over it. I like that.

I should have gone Air Force anyway. Their EOD guys are total cowboys.

I won't get into whether or not they're gay cowboys. That's just silly.

uncle phil · 10-03-2010, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

Air Force is so pretty.

...

Fun Question:

How many guys that do "gay" things have gone to college / like to read books?

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

and witty, too...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

Rumor has it lesbians have strong hands.

You're picking up what I'm puttin' down. You're all over it. I like that.

I should have gone Air Force anyway. Their EOD guys are total cowboys.

I won't get into whether or not they're gay cowboys. That's just silly.

from west side story:

"I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay..."

Plan9 · 10-03-2010, 06:44 AM

Bingo.

Were you a Jet or Shark?

Redlemon · 10-03-2010, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

Bingo.

Were you a Jet or Shark?

I played Snowboy, who's a Jet. Minor character, but he's the one who gets the crap beat out of him during the Officer Krupke song.

uncle phil · 10-03-2010, 07:30 AM

when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way,
from your first cigaret 'til your last dyin' day...

Baraka_Guru · 10-03-2010, 07:48 AM

9er, that's pretty much it. Simply admitting that you like to read, go to museums, drink tea or wine, and listen to classical or jazz, and suddenly "yer gay."

It reminds me of the whole Brokeback Mountain conundrum: "Thar ain't no gay cowboys...."

Fly · 10-03-2010, 07:52 AM

i socialize with Lord Eden..........

Strange Famous · 10-03-2010, 08:10 AM

hmm

Watch a celebrity ballroom dancing show probably. (the one that "dancing with the stars" is a spin off of)

10-02-2010, 01:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	Guys whats the "gayest" thing you do? This question is to the hetrosexual guys in the forum...What is something you do that you don't think you would want your buddies seeing you do?... For me before my last vacation I got a pedicure...my feet were all torn up from running and I was going to be in flip flops for a week so I manned up sat in the chair and prayed that no one I knew would walk past and see me. It was strange at first but was actually pretty relaxing having a hot asian chick massage my feet...I was going to inquire about a happy ending but my better judgement prevailed. __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

10-02-2010, 02:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	@ Xerxys - I was like who the fuck is Vienna Teng...so I googled her...saw a picture, so I was like she is pretty hot....then I am like shit is she a tranny or something....so I wikied her...she isn't so then I went to You Tube and heard her sing...she is good... __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

10-02-2010, 02:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Manic_Skafe More Than You Expect Location: Queens	Have sex with a man. __________________ "Porn is a zoo of exotic animals that becomes boring upon ownership." -Nersesian

10-02-2010, 03:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i'm happy... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-02-2010, 03:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	I fantasize over having tea parties. Like actual formal tea parties. I think it's because I've read too many pre-20th century novels. It just seems gay these days. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

10-02-2010, 01:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Jeesus! Where do I start? 1) I sing Lady Gaga and Katy Perry in my car ... obnoxiously loud! 2) I get my nails done. I have really pretty hands. 3) Smirnoff Ice tastes good. Real good. 4) I believe that Vienna Teng was born in heaven and was brought down to earth to serenade us mortals. I think that is it so far.

10-02-2010, 02:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	I secretly ejaculate on my male friends' lower backs. ---------- Post added at 05:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:34 PM ---------- but not in a gay way.

10-02-2010, 03:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	^^

10-02-2010, 03:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Baraka, I love tea. I would have a tea party with you. In fact I am drinking tea as I write this.

10-02-2010, 05:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Manscaping. Still, it's for the ladies.

10-02-2010, 07:43 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The gayest thing I've done for the past few years is yelling "I'm gay!" right after I yell something else out the car window. My younger son told me I should. Oh, wait, is that gayer? p.s. I want filtherton in an elevator. p.p.s. Is that gayer? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 10-02-2010 at 07:49 PM.. Reason: for the p.p.s.

10-02-2010, 08:10 PM	#16 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I cried once. Ya know, because she left me. Part of it was the pain of rejection, part of it was having invested so much in furniture. That and the frustration of having to train another partner to do the kind of kinky shit you only see in tiny video clips on the Web. ... Honestly? Tea party sounds pretty manly. It'd be like one of those Kettle One commercials. We'd drink tea instead of vodka because we need to be sober before we go steal some shit like we're making a Heat sequel. According to TeeVee, any legit reason to don formal wear and carry a gun is a good one. It makes me sad that men are expected to be chest-thumping heathens today. Any type of social/intellectual refinement is seen as "homosexual." It's pretty sad. I was one of the few guys that wore a suit to a wedding. WTF? And don't tell anybody you enjoy traveling to foreign countries and museums. They'll think you're French. Which is gay squared. "Why did you dress up to go out to dinner? That's gay." "You and your fancy long words! That's gay." Okay, I'll act like a drooling smacktard, society. I guess I'm doomed to be rejected by my peers. I refuse to drink a case of Natty Ice with a thumb in my girlfriend's ass while wearing a football jersey and burping the national anthem. I have these crazy ambitions in life and they don't strictly involve bums beating each other down and eating Doritos. Really, our Lord and Savior Mike Judge had a psychic premonition when he was doing Idiocracy. Last edited by Plan9; 10-02-2010 at 08:34 PM..

10-02-2010, 08:26 PM	#17 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	I shave my legs. (cycling) I swear!

10-02-2010, 09:02 PM	#19 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	...because they're gay. Did you not start this thread?

10-02-2010, 09:08 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	& get your toenails buffed? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-02-2010, 09:57 PM	#22 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Watch out, man. You can't say "pooper" without Fugly getting a hard-on. And your manicured hands are likely to get him throbbing.

10-03-2010, 12:11 AM	#26 (permalink)
remy1492 Crazy Location: CA TX LU	Scents. I love B&Body works. Shower gels, candles all that. I like things that smell. And I can remember a scent or a girl who wore what scent too. I got a sun ripened raspberry candle (online only), because it reminds me of 1996, when my beautiful fiancee would shower with that gel scent. It was summer, SoCal and a great time. So when I smell the candle, I get happy thoughts. Lotsa girlfriends would shower at my place and say I was a bit fruity, but they enjoyed partaking in it all. I guess I never like to smell bad, look bad or unkempt. A bit gay I suppose . I'd like a tea party, I'd bring my Tricorn, musket and best royal accent.

10-03-2010, 12:34 AM	#27 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Air Force is so pretty. ... Fun Question: How many guys that do "gay" things have gone to college / like to read books? Last edited by Plan9; 10-03-2010 at 12:40 AM..

10-03-2010, 02:18 AM	#28 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	I think Neil Patrick Harris is the shit I'll hang out at gay bars and dance with girls, occasionally getting my ass slapped by another guy or danced with, and I just laugh it off, also a good reason to tell the girls to save me by pretending to my 5 minute girlfriend. Sometimes they're pretty cool with that

10-03-2010, 03:34 AM	#30 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	I like candles __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

10-03-2010, 06:30 AM	#32 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Became a massage therapist? Although, every male massage therapist that I've met is either married to a woman or dating a woman, so that stereotype doesn't seem to be holding up. I've met quite a few lesbian massage therapists, however. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-03-2010, 06:44 AM	#35 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Bingo. Were you a Jet or Shark?

10-03-2010, 07:30 AM	#37 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way, from your first cigaret 'til your last dyin' day... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-03-2010, 07:48 AM	#38 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	9er, that's pretty much it. Simply admitting that you like to read, go to museums, drink tea or wine, and listen to classical or jazz, and suddenly "yer gay." It reminds me of the whole Brokeback Mountain conundrum: "Thar ain't no gay cowboys...." __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

10-03-2010, 07:52 AM	#39 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i socialize with Lord Eden.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-03-2010, 08:10 AM	#40 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	hmm Watch a celebrity ballroom dancing show probably. (the one that "dancing with the stars" is a spin off of) __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas