Bad case of the "perma-nips" - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Runningwater · 05-27-2009, 09:26 AM

You know what I really hate? I hate how my nipples are permanently hard...I mean...I'm a guy... we're not supposed to be showing that kind of stuff around town. I have termed this condition "perma-nip".

Does anyone besides me have this problem?

I feel like I should tape them down or something.

If you do have this condition, how do you cope?

Willravel · 05-27-2009, 09:30 AM

That brings back memories of Rachel on Friends. Man, that show really wasn't funny.

Women with this problem generally wear thicker fabrics.

dlish · 05-27-2009, 09:33 AM

can you milk them?

no, on a serious note..is it cold in NC?

Runningwater · 05-27-2009, 09:40 AM

Unfortunately they're good for nothing...and no it's not cold here, nor is it cold in my work area. It could be 100 frickin' degrees outside and there they are just poking out all bold and proud. Fabrics don't matter much it's like pushing a knife behind something -sure it may block a little bit but eventually it's coming through.

BadNick · 05-27-2009, 09:51 AM

How about pasting a couple "corn cushions" over your perma-nips so you don't have this problem of pronounced protrusions permanently projecting from your person?

It seems that one of these on each perma-nip would reduce the visible protrusion:

Zeraph · 05-27-2009, 10:10 AM

I say who cares, sport them proudly!

MSD · 05-27-2009, 10:58 AM

That is something to be proud of.

telekinetic · 05-27-2009, 12:30 PM

Pierce them, or paint them with black nail polish!

Fremen · 05-27-2009, 02:08 PM

Do they get rubbed raw by your shirts? That used to happen to me.
I eventually gained enough weight where it didn't happen any more, though.

nomcat · 05-28-2009, 05:18 AM

Pierce them!

thespian86 · 05-28-2009, 05:58 AM

wear tight t-shirts and stand tall. Show em off.

Glory's Sun · 05-28-2009, 06:22 AM

just tell everyone that your girlfriend has recently taken on a dominant role

Wrexify · 05-28-2009, 06:25 AM

Be careful if you're going running...

I think they do actually make nipple guards to avoid chafing, though.

Glory's Sun · 05-28-2009, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wrexify

Be careful if you're going running...

I think they do actually make nipple guards to avoid chafing, though.

oh.my.fucking.god.

Tully Mars · 05-28-2009, 06:50 AM

Ouch! Holy bat crap Batman!

Randerolf · 05-28-2009, 07:17 AM

If you have an erection, people don't mind the nipples so much.

"The nipples were sensitive the other day. It was a good day." - Native American saying (not really)

ametc · 05-28-2009, 07:24 AM

Oh lord. Thank God I wear a bra.

It looks like he's lactating.. but blood not milk.

That picture has helped me come up with what you can do....

You should go shirtless 24/7.

Runningwater · 05-28-2009, 08:05 AM

I thought I hid that picture...it must have leaked

iwst99 · 05-28-2009, 09:25 AM

That picture is ouch.

Wrexify · 05-28-2009, 10:19 AM

Haha, that one's actually a fake (from The Office). But when I did a quick search, it looks like some people really do have chafing to the point of bleeding nipples.

Makes me cringe to think about it.

iwst99 · 05-28-2009, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wrexify

Haha, that one's actually a fake (from The Office). But when I did a quick search, it looks like some people really do have chafing to the point of bleeding nipples.

Makes me cringe to think about it.

Oh, haha, how did I not realize that was Andy?

Also, mmmm Nick Frost.

new man · 05-29-2009, 01:11 PM

I have the same issue, and no I don't have a solution. However, after 35 years of life no one has ever commented on it, or teased about it, so I don't think it's a big deal. On the plus side, I do love when they are played with. Particularly the left one.

Latenter · 05-29-2009, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

How about pasting a couple "corn cushions" over your perma-nips so you don't have this problem of pronounced protrusions permanently projecting from your person?

It seems that one of these on each perma-nip would reduce the visible protrusion:

I'm not so sure, those don't look very tapered on the edges. Seems like that would go from having slightly visible nipples to freakish inch-wide nipples sticking out.

You could always wear a padded "bro".

05-27-2009, 09:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Runningwater Tilted Location: North Carolina	Bad case of the "perma-nips" You know what I really hate? I hate how my nipples are permanently hard...I mean...I'm a guy... we're not supposed to be showing that kind of stuff around town. I have termed this condition "perma-nip". Does anyone besides me have this problem? I feel like I should tape them down or something. If you do have this condition, how do you cope?

05-27-2009, 09:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	can you milk them? no, on a serious note..is it cold in NC? __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

05-27-2009, 12:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Pierce them, or paint them with black nail polish! __________________ twisted no more

05-27-2009, 02:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Do they get rubbed raw by your shirts? That used to happen to me. I eventually gained enough weight where it didn't happen any more, though. __________________ Google

05-28-2009, 05:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
nomcat Twisted Location: UK	Pierce them! __________________ There are many powers in the world, for good or for evil. Some are greater than I am. Against some I have not yet been measured. But my time is coming.

05-27-2009, 09:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	That brings back memories of Rachel on Friends. Man, that show really wasn't funny. Women with this problem generally wear thicker fabrics.

05-27-2009, 09:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
Runningwater Tilted Location: North Carolina	Unfortunately they're good for nothing...and no it's not cold here, nor is it cold in my work area. It could be 100 frickin' degrees outside and there they are just poking out all bold and proud. Fabrics don't matter much it's like pushing a knife behind something -sure it may block a little bit but eventually it's coming through.

05-27-2009, 09:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	How about pasting a couple "corn cushions" over your perma-nips so you don't have this problem of pronounced protrusions permanently projecting from your person? It seems that one of these on each perma-nip would reduce the visible protrusion:

05-27-2009, 10:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	I say who cares, sport them proudly!

05-27-2009, 10:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	That is something to be proud of.

05-28-2009, 05:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	wear tight t-shirts and stand tall. Show em off. __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

05-28-2009, 06:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	just tell everyone that your girlfriend has recently taken on a dominant role

05-28-2009, 06:25 AM	#13 (permalink)
Wrexify Crazy Location: Kramerica	Be careful if you're going running... I think they do actually make nipple guards to avoid chafing, though. __________________ "Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!"

05-28-2009, 06:50 AM	#15 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Ouch! Holy bat crap Batman! __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

05-28-2009, 07:17 AM	#16 (permalink)
Randerolf Fireball Location: ~	If you have an erection, people don't mind the nipples so much. "The nipples were sensitive the other day. It was a good day." - Native American saying (not really)

05-28-2009, 07:24 AM	#17 (permalink)
ametc Psycho	Oh lord. Thank God I wear a bra. It looks like he's lactating.. but blood not milk. That picture has helped me come up with what you can do.... You should go shirtless 24/7.

05-28-2009, 08:05 AM	#18 (permalink)
Runningwater Tilted Location: North Carolina	I thought I hid that picture...it must have leaked

05-28-2009, 09:25 AM	#19 (permalink)
iwst99 Tilted Location: California	That picture is ouch.

05-28-2009, 10:19 AM	#20 (permalink)
Wrexify Crazy Location: Kramerica	Haha, that one's actually a fake (from The Office). But when I did a quick search, it looks like some people really do have chafing to the point of bleeding nipples. Makes me cringe to think about it. __________________ "Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!"

05-29-2009, 01:11 PM	#22 (permalink)
new man Banned	I have the same issue, and no I don't have a solution. However, after 35 years of life no one has ever commented on it, or teased about it, so I don't think it's a big deal. On the plus side, I do love when they are played with. Particularly the left one.