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loquitur 05-01-2009 07:08 AM

Tacky Decor
 
I know there's plenty of vulgarism in this world, but this has to be the acme of vulgar that I have seen this week. Apparently, Sarah Palin keeps what looks like a bear carcass, complete with head and claws, on her sofa back.

This really has to be seen to be believed.

Plan9 05-01-2009 07:45 AM

I'm thinking pink plastic lawn flamingos... a classic eyesore.

Willravel 05-01-2009 07:50 AM

Well garsh, don't you know, it's just because she's so mavricky.

It's a dumb-as-a-stump hockey mom sitting on a dead bear, a perfect allegory for her VP candidacy.

MSD 05-01-2009 08:01 AM

Did she make the shot and skin it? If she did, good for her. If not, it's dumb. Actually, it's dumb and redneck as hell anyway.

Cheater 05-01-2009 04:05 PM

I hope someone from Alaska chimes in here. I have visited the state twice and can attest to the fact that there are a lot of hunters and fishermen there, it is a way of life. Chances are that that bear was shot for food and why waste the fur? If it were made into clothing many of you would find that upsetting as well.

As for the politics (and I don't want to start that discussion), the residents of Alaska were happy to have her back as a governor when she lost the election.

Fotzlid 05-01-2009 04:30 PM

So what.
Its her couch. If she wants a bear on it, thats her business.

ngdawg 05-01-2009 04:35 PM

It's tacky, but so what? It's Alaska.

Yea, she so dumb, Will, she stumbled into the governor's office and couldn't find her way out, so she stayed.:rolleyes:

fresnelly 05-01-2009 05:04 PM

All I know is that I couldn't sit on that couch without checking over my shoulder constantly, as if that thing was about to come alive again.

Otherwise, it's no tackier than any regular animal trophy.

I wonder if it's actually a rug and she's just moved it off the floor to prevent wear.

Maybe she only puts it on the floor to make sweet, sweet love to her husband.

bobby 05-02-2009 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2630971)
I'm thinking pink plastic lawn flamingos... a classic eyesore.

Becareful,I've got 2 in my yard !:eek:....xoxoxoo

JumpinJesus 05-02-2009 11:20 AM

Holy shit that woman's imbecility knows no bounds. I'm surprised she didn't greet them in her American flag bikini.

Is it just me or did it really seem like she really didn't want them there and they really didn't want to be there?

Oh, yeah. The bear. Interesting choice of - I'm sorry, I just can't get past Her Moronjesty.

SSJTWIZTA 05-03-2009 12:52 AM

http://www.grizzlybay.org/LearnMore/...ams%5B1%5D.jpg


'Nuff said.

percy 05-03-2009 06:44 AM

Well at least she doesn't have wood panelling on her walls and curtains like you see in most American homes. Personally I don't think the bear is a problem, but rather that the couch is too small. Bigger couch and we are talking.

Grasshopper Green 05-03-2009 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly (Post 2631198)
Maybe she only puts it on the floor to make sweet, sweet love to her husband.

I need to bleach my brain now.


Personally, I think it's tacky but not any worse than stuffed moose heads over fireplaces or country cottage-esque decor with oversized flowers and fluff everywhere. To each their own.

ngdawg 05-03-2009 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JumpinJesus (Post 2631460)
Holy shit that woman's imbecility knows no bounds. I'm surprised she didn't greet them in her American flag bikini.

Is it just me or did it really seem like she really didn't want them there and they really didn't want to be there?

Oh, yeah. The bear. Interesting choice of - I'm sorry, I just can't get past Her Moronjesty.

K, I watched it twice, where do you see imbecility?
Yea, it's just you...I didn't see it...

hunnychile 05-03-2009 01:34 PM

Yeah, and the polmyer crab on the coffee table just adds to the look!

Just save this post for 2012 since it seems to bother so many folks! By then we can count how many more kids her unwed daughter has had & try to match 'em up with the boyfriends...

FuglyStick 05-03-2009 02:08 PM

There are plenty of reasons to mock Palin's political career and ambitions.

Interior decorating though? Seriously? That's a "your mama" joke, and pretty god damned lame.

Seaver 05-03-2009 03:51 PM

Quote:

It's a dumb-as-a-stump hockey mom sitting on a dead bear, a perfect allegory for her VP candidacy.
It's this hatred for no reason other than blind hate which makes people hate politics.

Charlatan 05-03-2009 04:18 PM

Are we still talking about this?

Sheesh.

roachboy 05-03-2009 04:36 PM

i was far more amused by the pardoning a turkey segment from thanksgiving or some such.

as for tackiness...ok i have a problem with those plywood dudes that people stick in front of their houses. and i hate those little heart things with sayings inside them. it's not so much because they're cheesy--even though they are--but it's because they're cheesy in a bland way.

but i dunno--across the street from here (nearly--a few doors up) there's a 9 foot wooden clam, frozen in a mollusk action pose.
just past that, there's a 15 foot long plywood lobster flattened against a wall.
alot of fishing gear places have giant fish mounted on their walls, all of which look surprised.

in another place, maybe a sculptural clam caught in a mollusk action pose would be tacky---but here, it is tacky but i kinda like it. i mean, it's a mollusk action pose.
so maybe there a giant dead bear head on a couch makes sense.
the enormous polyurethane crabs hovering over picture books on a coffee table, though....



later:
i just spent a few quality minutes trying to imagine a giant dead bear head and attached rug-like extension on my couch. i think it clashes with mollusks.
whatever the reason, i'm not sure i'll sleep terribly well tonight.

Plan9 05-03-2009 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby (Post 2631368)
Be careful,I've got 2 in my yard !:eek:....xoxoxoo

It's okay, we know you. :D

...

Oh, and those disgusting silhouette fountains of a cherub pissing into a pool... complete with recycling hookup that plugs in so it'll piss for 24/7? Yeah, urinating isn't cute even if a magical baby is doing it... and definitely isn't something to put on your front lawn, you crusty human beatoff socks.

Strange Famous 05-04-2009 08:42 AM

she's a MILF

genuinegirly 05-04-2009 09:07 AM

Hmmm. I really thought this thread would generate more than one example of tacky decorating.
Something like this:
http://homedecoratingtheme.com/wp-co...0-384x3351.jpg
Or maybe something with more dead animals?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sfw0cPTAuW...0/P1110258.jpg

Herbert West 05-04-2009 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby (Post 2631368)
Becareful,I've got 2 in my yard !:eek:....xoxoxoo

A subtle reference to the movie pink flamingoes, right?

LoganSnake 05-04-2009 09:43 AM

When your house looks like an IKEA or Pier One showroom.

Willravel 05-04-2009 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seaver (Post 2631864)
It's this hatred for no reason other than blind hate which makes people hate politics.

Blind hatred requires that one be blind. My frustration with her, McCain, and their party is totally justifiable. Governor Palin is not qualified to be mayor of a town of a few thousand people, but not only did she have the hubris to think she could be vice president, but she supported the most ignorant fringe parts of her party. Worse still, she was running with a man who is clearly toward the end of his life, someone who could easily have lost the capacity to be president. Palin running the most powerful country in the world would have been a disaster of epic proportions.

genuinegirly 05-04-2009 11:02 AM

Tacky blinds?
http://www.awardblinds.com/product_i...miniblind1.jpg

Willravel 05-04-2009 11:07 AM

I dunno, those blinds could work if th... OH, I get it.

Clever. :thumbsup:

loquitur 05-04-2009 11:49 AM

actually, in view of the pink thing on Palin's coffee table, I'm surprised no one here has said "OMG Sarah Palin has crabs!!"

Lindy 05-04-2009 11:53 AM

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How about this donk for an example of tacky decor? Of the automotive variety. The baroque over-ornamentation. The oversized wheels that look like they belong on a Well Fargo stagecoach. The calliope of horns under the front bumper. The metallic baby shit brown paint.
I know that donks emerged from one of Those Subcultures Which Must Never be Questioned or Criticized, but I can't think of any other word to describe this except tacky.:confused:
Wait a minute... the word "silly" does come to mind.:)

Lindy

Willravel 05-04-2009 12:10 PM

That car is an embarrassment to our species.

percy 05-04-2009 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by percy (Post 2631687)
Well at least she doesn't have wood panelling on her walls and curtains,......

Ah, wood panelling and curtains

http://xe6.xanga.com/ff1f20066073223...b188153611.jpg

http://uglyhousephotos.com/wordpress...09/080919c.jpg

Be thankful I left out the pictures of wonderfully painted wood panelling.

genuinegirly 05-04-2009 01:05 PM

The car has to be a joke. The person who chose the paint was likely colorblind. And the horns. Oh dear those horns!!

I maintain the delusion that wood panneling can be done right. I've just never seen a tasteful example.

Speaking of nasty curtains...
http://www.pricerighthome.com/images...s_curtains.jpg
and even better...
http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/curtains.jpg

Xerxys 05-04-2009 01:50 PM

I don't see anything wrong with what y'all posted here, except of course the bear head couch thingy. Which is why I'm totally hiring a gay dude to decorate my house. I'm dead when it comes to style.

ngdawg 05-04-2009 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys (Post 2632232)
I don't see anything wrong with what y'all posted here, except of course the bear head couch thingy. Which is why I'm totally hiring a gay dude to decorate my house. I'm dead when it comes to style.


Even my interior design teacher said the best interior designers are gay men. She was a straight female.

Giant Hamburger 05-04-2009 02:26 PM

I want that crab!
I kind of want the bear too.

stonefaceddog 05-04-2009 02:43 PM

How about faux animal skin blankets and pillows? When I was in college we bought an ugly ass zebra skin patterned pillow and we kept it in the living room as a drunken conversation piece. Worked great-I have no idea what happened to it. It simply wasn't there after a night of hard drinking and smoking. I suppose someone took it home with them to admire in private.

uncle phil 05-04-2009 03:31 PM

on the op...

how could mccain ever let her happen...?

FuglyStick 05-04-2009 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2632226)

Hey, that's my room

uncle phil 05-04-2009 03:34 PM

you must be hannah montana...

FuglyStick 05-04-2009 03:57 PM

Hannah Montana only wishes she had my sense of style


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