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jay-g · 12-16-2003, 03:34 AM

If you were to go through capital punishment, and get executed. You would get a "last meal". Hypothetically speaking, let say you requested a last meal. What would you get? For me, i would get pizza, fried chicken, and sushi rolls. Dam im always talking about food.

dragon2fire · 12-16-2003, 04:43 AM

a red curry with beef extra spicay

ChrisJericho · 12-16-2003, 04:44 AM

My last meal would be Kristin Kreuk from Smallville. God, I would be eating for a very long time.

Psivage · 12-16-2003, 08:32 AM

A dinner salad with blue cheese dressing, Double Bacon Cheese Burger, Fries, Onion Rings, Strawberry Milkshake.

Rodney · 12-16-2003, 11:08 AM

If you have a fancy request, they have to bring it in, and it gets cold or has to be warmed over (Actually, Chinese at least stands up pretty well to this). If it's not fancy, then it's basically prison kitchen chow with better ingredients.

So I would go for the simple: a loaf of really fine, fresh sourdough; a block of fine cheddar or Jarlsberg Swiss; and a big bunch of red flame seedless grapes. There's nothing better.

Bloodslick · 12-16-2003, 11:34 AM

I'd order chicken parmagiana and whatever the sausage & potato soup they have at Olive Garden is called. That stuff kicks ass. Don't care if it has to be reheated.

moonstrucksoul · 12-16-2003, 11:56 AM

i would want it to be the same as my first, but not from the same restaurant, BREAST MILK!

ARTelevision · 12-16-2003, 11:56 AM

I've never understood that one.
I'd prefer dyin' on an empty stomach...

SiN · 12-16-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ARTelevision

I'd prefer dyin' on an empty stomach...

i've never really considered it, but i suppose i would too.
better to approach death and after from a clear and open perspective, imo.

curious what your reasoning is, if any.

ARTelevision · 12-16-2003, 12:00 PM

I just feel better before I eat than after I eat.
...don't like that "full" feelin'

powder · 12-16-2003, 12:56 PM

I'd like my last meal to be pussy.

Bloodslick · 12-16-2003, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ARTelevision
I just feel better before I eat than after I eat.
...don't like that "full" feelin'

Dang. The foods I like best are the ones that leave me feeling absolutely stuffed, with all of the blood in my body rushing to my stomach to help lighten the load. I could die like that.

World's King · 12-16-2003, 01:16 PM

I'm with Art on this. As much as I like to have a good meal before I die there are so many other things that I would want to do with that time. I'd rather listen to Deftones - White Pony or watch Casino for last time. I'd like to play with my dog or take my scooter for a ride.

There are so many things in this world that mean more to me then food.

theinfamous · 12-16-2003, 01:59 PM

filet mignon and sashimi...with some sake or something

soccerchamp76 · 12-16-2003, 06:12 PM

Original King, but walking your dog or watching a movie generally isn't an option. But you probably could listen to music or watch a movie during your meal?

2 Egg rolls from Hunan Vu's (its a little Chinese restaurant in St. Louis)
Fried Rice
2-3 cans of ice-cold Mountain Dew Code Red
Slice of pepperoni pizza (Papa John's)
Small piece of Filet Mignon with a little bit of mashed potatoes (home mashed, lumpy)
Slice of pecan pie
Slice of turtle cheescake.

Journeyman · 12-16-2003, 08:48 PM

A big bowl of macaroni and cheese, laxative chocolates, and two jugs, one apple juice, one grape juice.

Some government worker is gonna have fun cleaning me up.

present_future · 12-16-2003, 08:54 PM

Double bacon cheeseburger with everything
Twice baked potato
Beer-battered onion rings
Garden salad with ranch dressing
Strawberry milkshake

mmm mmm good

forseti-6 · 12-16-2003, 09:18 PM

Philadelphia rolls, a few canolis, a nice porterhouse steak from Mortons and cheesecake from the cheesecake factory. mmm

analog · 12-16-2003, 10:44 PM

Fruit roll-ups, cuz they're tasty and remind me of being a kid. Chocolate malt because it's just so smooth. 4 peas.

Why 4 peas? In the movie Secretary, James Spader's character tells Maggie Gyllenhaal's character she may eat (exactly) 4 peas. I want to specifically request 4 peas so it mindfucks everyone for all time... "why 4 peas? What does that mean??"

paddyjoe · 12-17-2003, 05:10 AM

OK Lord, you can come get me now!

Sho Nuff · 12-17-2003, 06:54 AM

Chicken Tika Masala
Nan Bread
Swordfish Sushi Rolls
and that blow fish that kills you if its cut wrong

i figure what the hell at this point

Amethyst · 12-17-2003, 10:44 AM

Philadelphia Cheese Steak
Alfredo
diet mountain dew
and cheese cake

bundy · 12-17-2003, 04:32 PM

well, i was going to say a japanese banquet, but ART´s point made me think.
if i knew that this said meal was going to be my last... firstly, i probably wouldn´t feel like eating. and secondly, i´d prefer to die without eating... so that the folks who have to look after my corpse would have an easier job.

amonkie · 12-17-2003, 10:34 PM

Mmm... my grandma's mashed potatoes and meatballs, and some soft lefse- that is, if they can get her close enough to the prison!

HugAPug · 12-17-2003, 10:49 PM

Spaghetti with meat sauce
Lobster (so I can try it before I die)
And to drink....a cold glass of water.

I think I'd be satisfied enough to face execution after that.

Bill O'Rights · 12-18-2003, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by present_future
Double bacon cheeseburger with everything
Twice baked potato
Beer-battered onion rings
Garden salad with ranch dressing
Strawberry milkshake

Jeez!! Do you know what that would do to your arteries, not to mention your...oh, wait...never mind.

Midnight_Son · 12-18-2003, 08:30 AM

Pork rinds and Kool-Aid

aurigus · 12-18-2003, 08:44 AM

This is funny, I just had this conversation last night with my wife and some friends.

1. Cheesy mini-meatloafs
2. Mashed Potatoes
3. Corn

Yum.

herostar · 12-18-2003, 01:50 PM

a double bacon cheeseburger
a big fat steak
lasagna (sp?)
a milk shake
a doobie

pezking4 · 12-18-2003, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe

OK Lord, you can come get me now!

I can second that one

ninety09 · 12-18-2003, 03:09 PM

Chinese food

JohnS72 · 12-18-2003, 03:10 PM

I don't think I would want to eat. I would be too nervous.

frank_the_tank · 12-18-2003, 04:00 PM

Pancakes with real butter, maple syrup, and about a pound of bacon.....

Bob Biter · 12-18-2003, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe

OK Lord, you can come get me now!

Yes.

gr8-4pla · 12-18-2003, 05:53 PM

something i could eat so much of that i would be so full i would want to die

OFKU0 · 12-18-2003, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ARTelevision
I just feel better before I eat than after I eat.
...don't like that "full" feelin'

Ha ha,..that cracked me up. Not even shrimp or lobster, steak,...dim sum?

saltfish · 12-18-2003, 09:18 PM

Lets see..

Sourdough Roll with Normandy Butter
Maytag blue cheese with Single Estate Hand Pressed Olive Oil

2 of the 4 count Tiger Prawns with Horseradish Cocktail Sauce
(each shrimp is 1/4 lb.)

3/4 pound kobe beef flilet mignon, seared RARE

Yukon Gold smashed potatoes with whipping cream and butter

Foie Gras

2 pound Maine Lobster Tail

Scharffen Berger - Porcelana 75% Cacao Chocolate

1 pot of Kopi Luwak Coffee

1 Bottle of ChateauNeuf Du Pape 1964 Rhone.

1 Bottle of Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac

If I had years to ponder my own existance, and knowing that my death was inevitable, I would spend an entire day finishing off some of the most esquisite foods to consume. I would spend that time remembering all of the great times I have had with friends and family spent with good food, and realize that everything that starts has to have an end; just like the food I would be eating. It all started from someting special, and would be ending with me, in time, decomposing and yet again becomming one with the earth.

-SF

heyharry · 12-18-2003, 09:19 PM

Seriously? If I'm going to go down I'm going to go down British.

Shepard's Pie with peas
Fish and Chips
A tall, cool glass of Boddington's. So nice.

EbolaVirus · 12-19-2003, 09:46 AM

Buffalo Shrimp, onion rings, bacon, jagermeister

12-19-2003, 01:39 PM

Everyting bagel w/creamcheese & lox. I love NY!
too bad i will be back in oRE-GON, soon enough, where they can't make a bagel to save their lifes.

*EDIT*

for some reason i thought this was the "last food you have eatin" thread. now im going to bang my head on the table a few times.
OUCH...

OK! "Last Meal" 20 ounce Rib eye (grilled) med rare served with burbon.

12-16-2003, 03:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
jay-g Addict	your last meal? If you were to go through capital punishment, and get executed. You would get a "last meal". Hypothetically speaking, let say you requested a last meal. What would you get? For me, i would get pizza, fried chicken, and sushi rolls. Dam im always talking about food.

12-16-2003, 04:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
ChrisJericho eat more fruit Location: Seattle	My last meal would be Kristin Kreuk from Smallville. God, I would be eating for a very long time. __________________ "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows us that faith proves nothing." - Friedrich Nietzsche

12-16-2003, 11:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	i would want it to be the same as my first, but not from the same restaurant, BREAST MILK! __________________ no signature required

12-16-2003, 11:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	I've never understood that one. I'd prefer dyin' on an empty stomach... __________________ create evolution

12-16-2003, 12:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	I just feel better before I eat than after I eat. ...don't like that "full" feelin' __________________ create evolution

12-16-2003, 04:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	a red curry with beef extra spicay

12-16-2003, 08:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Psivage Psycho	A dinner salad with blue cheese dressing, Double Bacon Cheese Burger, Fries, Onion Rings, Strawberry Milkshake.

12-16-2003, 11:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
Rodney Observant Ruminant Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town	If you have a fancy request, they have to bring it in, and it gets cold or has to be warmed over (Actually, Chinese at least stands up pretty well to this). If it's not fancy, then it's basically prison kitchen chow with better ingredients. So I would go for the simple: a loaf of really fine, fresh sourdough; a block of fine cheddar or Jarlsberg Swiss; and a big bunch of red flame seedless grapes. There's nothing better.

12-16-2003, 11:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bloodslick Loser Location: a darkened back alley	I'd order chicken parmagiana and whatever the sausage & potato soup they have at Olive Garden is called. That stuff kicks ass. Don't care if it has to be reheated.

12-16-2003, 12:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
powder Loser Location: ski town	I'd like my last meal to be pussy.

12-16-2003, 01:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I'm with Art on this. As much as I like to have a good meal before I die there are so many other things that I would want to do with that time. I'd rather listen to Deftones - White Pony or watch Casino for last time. I'd like to play with my dog or take my scooter for a ride. There are so many things in this world that mean more to me then food. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

12-16-2003, 01:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
theinfamous Crazy Location: Cali	filet mignon and sashimi...with some sake or something

12-16-2003, 06:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Original King, but walking your dog or watching a movie generally isn't an option. But you probably could listen to music or watch a movie during your meal? 2 Egg rolls from Hunan Vu's (its a little Chinese restaurant in St. Louis) Fried Rice 2-3 cans of ice-cold Mountain Dew Code Red Slice of pepperoni pizza (Papa John's) Small piece of Filet Mignon with a little bit of mashed potatoes (home mashed, lumpy) Slice of pecan pie Slice of turtle cheescake. __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

12-16-2003, 08:48 PM	#16 (permalink)
Journeyman Like John Goodman, but not. Location: SFBA, California	A big bowl of macaroni and cheese, laxative chocolates, and two jugs, one apple juice, one grape juice. Some government worker is gonna have fun cleaning me up.

12-16-2003, 08:54 PM	#17 (permalink)
present_future Take my hand Location: Everywhere, but nowhere	Double bacon cheeseburger with everything Twice baked potato Beer-battered onion rings Garden salad with ranch dressing Strawberry milkshake mmm mmm good __________________ The only thing I'll ever ask of you... you gotta promise not to stop when I say when.

12-18-2003, 08:30 AM	#27 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	Pork rinds and Kool-Aid __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

12-16-2003, 09:18 PM	#18 (permalink)
forseti-6 Existentialist Location: New York City	Philadelphia rolls, a few canolis, a nice porterhouse steak from Mortons and cheesecake from the cheesecake factory. mmm __________________ "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

12-16-2003, 10:44 PM	#19 (permalink)
analog Banned	Fruit roll-ups, cuz they're tasty and remind me of being a kid. Chocolate malt because it's just so smooth. 4 peas. Why 4 peas? In the movie Secretary, James Spader's character tells Maggie Gyllenhaal's character she may eat (exactly) 4 peas. I want to specifically request 4 peas so it mindfucks everyone for all time... "why 4 peas? What does that mean??"

12-17-2003, 05:10 AM	#20 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	OK Lord, you can come get me now!

12-17-2003, 06:54 AM	#21 (permalink)
Sho Nuff Addict Location: Harlem	Chicken Tika Masala Nan Bread Swordfish Sushi Rolls and that blow fish that kills you if its cut wrong i figure what the hell at this point __________________ I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me.

12-17-2003, 10:44 AM	#22 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	Philadelphia Cheese Steak Alfredo diet mountain dew and cheese cake

12-17-2003, 04:32 PM	#23 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	well, i was going to say a japanese banquet, but ART´s point made me think. if i knew that this said meal was going to be my last... firstly, i probably wouldn´t feel like eating. and secondly, i´d prefer to die without eating... so that the folks who have to look after my corpse would have an easier job. __________________ Ohayo!!!

12-17-2003, 10:34 PM	#24 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	Mmm... my grandma's mashed potatoes and meatballs, and some soft lefse- that is, if they can get her close enough to the prison! __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

12-17-2003, 10:49 PM	#25 (permalink)
HugAPug Crazy Location: Edmonton, AB	Spaghetti with meat sauce Lobster (so I can try it before I die) And to drink....a cold glass of water. I think I'd be satisfied enough to face execution after that.

12-18-2003, 08:44 AM	#28 (permalink)
aurigus Insane	This is funny, I just had this conversation last night with my wife and some friends. 1. Cheesy mini-meatloafs 2. Mashed Potatoes 3. Corn Yum.

12-18-2003, 01:50 PM	#29 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	a double bacon cheeseburger a big fat steak lasagna (sp?) a milk shake a doobie __________________ Got time to chill?

12-18-2003, 03:09 PM	#31 (permalink)
ninety09 Flavour of the Weak Location: Canada	Chinese food

12-18-2003, 03:10 PM	#32 (permalink)
JohnS72 Crazy	I don't think I would want to eat. I would be too nervous.

12-18-2003, 04:00 PM	#33 (permalink)
frank_the_tank Upright Location: Mid-Eastern PA	Pancakes with real butter, maple syrup, and about a pound of bacon..... __________________ I got a fever! And the only prescription, is more COWBELL!

12-18-2003, 05:53 PM	#35 (permalink)
gr8-4pla Junkie	something i could eat so much of that i would be so full i would want to die

12-18-2003, 09:18 PM	#37 (permalink)
saltfish !?!No hay pantalones!?! Location: Indian-no-place	Lets see.. Sourdough Roll with Normandy Butter Maytag blue cheese with Single Estate Hand Pressed Olive Oil 2 of the 4 count Tiger Prawns with Horseradish Cocktail Sauce (each shrimp is 1/4 lb.) 3/4 pound kobe beef flilet mignon, seared RARE Yukon Gold smashed potatoes with whipping cream and butter Foie Gras 2 pound Maine Lobster Tail Scharffen Berger - Porcelana 75% Cacao Chocolate 1 pot of Kopi Luwak Coffee 1 Bottle of ChateauNeuf Du Pape 1964 Rhone. 1 Bottle of Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac If I had years to ponder my own existance, and knowing that my death was inevitable, I would spend an entire day finishing off some of the most esquisite foods to consume. I would spend that time remembering all of the great times I have had with friends and family spent with good food, and realize that everything that starts has to have an end; just like the food I would be eating. It all started from someting special, and would be ending with me, in time, decomposing and yet again becomming one with the earth. -SF

12-18-2003, 09:19 PM	#38 (permalink)
heyharry Upright	Seriously? If I'm going to go down I'm going to go down British. Shepard's Pie with peas Fish and Chips A tall, cool glass of Boddington's. So nice.

12-19-2003, 09:46 AM	#39 (permalink)
EbolaVirus Insane Location: Michigan	Buffalo Shrimp, onion rings, bacon, jagermeister

12-19-2003, 01:39 PM	#40 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	Everyting bagel w/creamcheese & lox. I love NY! too bad i will be back in oRE-GON, soon enough, where they can't make a bagel to save their lifes. EDIT for some reason i thought this was the "last food you have eatin" thread. now im going to bang my head on the table a few times. OUCH... OK! "Last Meal" 20 ounce Rib eye (grilled) med rare served with burbon. Last edited by Average-Joe; 12-19-2003 at 02:54 PM..