I'm not dead
 

I've just been busy.

Thought I'd let everyone know.

It's good to be not dead! :)

Yes, I also definitely prefer being alive.

darn, I was hoping this was a story of someone being accused of being dead, I swear I read about this recently on reddit...

Keep up the good work.

Yeah, stay alive as long as possible!

What have you been up to?

So. . what are you saying? You don't want to go in the cart?

Being alive is good. Don't get dead.

Go for a walk, instead. ;)

Damn, there goes another name out of my dead pool...

damn, i'm not dead either...

Take that, God!

prove you arn't dead. go.

the Grateful Dead disagree.

there's shit...all over 'im...

Why do people feel the need to start threads like this?

The recursive implications of this post are simply staggering. I feel as though I am tweaking karma on the nose by even replying obliquely.

..

Unless you're Jerry Garcia. The you're dead and you're dead. Or is it you're dead and you're dead? It's one or the other, I'm sure of that.

Now you have to live with the medical bill.

Were you worried that we would mistake your diligence for lifelessness? If so, you may want to work a bit harder...

Quite possibly they are geniuses. Witness how the people respond.

I thought I was dead this morning.


Just hungover.

and they said the internet was full of pointless threads

Wait The Faba - You most certainly ARE dead! Did you not get the corporate memo? I refuse to be dead AGAIN this time because you refuse to check your inbox at regular intervals!