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hochongs · 12-23-2006, 05:22 PM

Critics are our friends, they tell us our faults.

ratbastid · 12-23-2006, 05:29 PM

Imagine, having your thread closed on your very first post on TFP. Quite an honor.

Please read the rules. Threads are for DISCUSSION, not random one-liners.

Elphaba · 12-23-2006, 06:03 PM

hochongs, ratbastard speaks the truth as always, but you can start a thread in Nonsense or Humor like this. You can edit this topic for General by adding a comment about your favorite aphorism, and asking other members to share their's.

Like mine: "No good deed goes unpunished"

Lady Sage · 12-23-2006, 06:13 PM

Mistakes have been made, others will be blamed.

xepherys · 12-23-2006, 06:27 PM

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Elphaba · 12-23-2006, 06:28 PM

"A bird in the hand can be a messy event"

Lady Sage · 12-23-2006, 06:31 PM

Amen sister! That big parrot I have can projectile her green n white globules!

Elphaba · 12-23-2006, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xepherys

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Dayum...I just gave an example of xepherys's aphorism.

Lady Sage · 12-23-2006, 06:35 PM

The OP would have made a nice start to his/her journal dont you think?

ratbastid · 12-23-2006, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Sage

Amen sister! That big parrot I have can projectile her green n white globules!

"You know what the white stuff in bird shit is? That's bird shit too."
--Kurt Vonnegut (no kidding!)

Elphaba · 12-23-2006, 06:40 PM

My favorite aphorism: "Ratbastard speaks the truth about guano."

mixedmedia · 12-23-2006, 07:10 PM

Between believing a thing and thinking you know is only a small step and quickly taken. - Mark Twain

12-23-2006, 05:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
hochongs Banned	aphorism Critics are our friends, they tell us our faults.

12-23-2006, 06:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Mistakes have been made, others will be blamed. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

12-23-2006, 06:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	There's a fine line between participation and mockery. __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

12-23-2006, 06:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Amen sister! That big parrot I have can projectile her green n white globules! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

12-23-2006, 06:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	The OP would have made a nice start to his/her journal dont you think? __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

12-23-2006, 05:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Imagine, having your thread closed on your very first post on TFP. Quite an honor. Please read the rules. Threads are for DISCUSSION, not random one-liners.

12-23-2006, 06:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	hochongs, ratbastard speaks the truth as always, but you can start a thread in Nonsense or Humor like this. You can edit this topic for General by adding a comment about your favorite aphorism, and asking other members to share their's. Like mine: "No good deed goes unpunished"

12-23-2006, 06:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	"A bird in the hand can be a messy event"

12-23-2006, 06:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	My favorite aphorism: "Ratbastard speaks the truth about guano."

12-23-2006, 07:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Between believing a thing and thinking you know is only a small step and quickly taken. - Mark Twain __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce