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				I suck at geography, apparently.
			 
			Man, I stumbled across this flash game where you place the states in their correct positions in the US -- http://www.games1.org/games/place_states.swf. 
		
		
		
		
		
			The first time I got something like 42%. I definitely forgot a lot since elementary school - an embarrasing amount. As I did it I kept having all these revelations -- wow, the east coast is really smashed together. Nevada touches Colorado? Whoa, Minnesota borders Canada? Hmm, I had no idea that's where Arkansas went. The worst part is that I screwed up my own state, Colorado, almost every time. It's not as "West" relative to the others as I thought, apparently. It was really quite sad. After about 6 or 7 times I started remembering my schoolin' as a youngin -- 84% with Avg Error of 21 Miles and in 287 seconds. How do you score? (Trust me, it's way harder than you think..) 
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			Location: Out on a wire. 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 94% / Avg Error 17 miles / 169 seconds. 
		
		
		
		
		
			I'm a bit disappointed. Gilda 
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				Location: Manhattan, NY 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 90% 33 miles 274seconds. 
		
		
		
		
		
			I spent most of the time trying to figure out what the state was not realizing it gaave that info to you. Once I realized it I was much faster... and agreed with the reference points, when I started I dropped in approximate areas... I've been to lots of them so it's helped me alot keep them in mind... and I just also kept the song in my head.. Watching this first is cheating... Animaniacs Wakko's America Song <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qm3_MO-JzUE"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qm3_MO-JzUE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> Watching this first is cheating... 
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			Location: Pittsburgh, PA 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 90% in 277 seconds. Average error of 29 miles. The first couple were hardest, and the smaller states. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Getting it. 
			
			
			
			
				
			
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		 Shit... it's the ones in the middle that get me... 
		
		
		
		
		
			78% average error 57 miles and 422 seconds. And Will... doing Canada is easy. There are only 10 provinces and 3 territories and they have telltale shapes... 
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			 ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter. 
			
			
			
			
				
			
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		 90% and 27 miles. The first couple I had off only by a little bit since it's a little harder to place a few of those midwestern states exactly for the first couple turns. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		 74% in 302, but then I'm not even on the same continent. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Location: Southern England 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 68% 151 Miles 507 Secs 
		
		
		
		
		
			Wonder if you could do British counties so easilly? 
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			 Junkie 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: The True North Strong and Free! 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 78%    58 miles     279 seconds. 
		
		
		
		
		
			My biggest screwup was montana, I thought it was down south near texas 
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			 peekaboo 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: on the back, bitch 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 84%/44 miles/447 seconds 
		
		
		
		
		
			I'm really disappointed. I got the southwestern states messed up, specially New Mexico-I was off by over 300 miles! ![]() Tried again and got 94%/5 miles/419 sec 
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			Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em. Last edited by ngdawg; 09-02-2006 at 06:47 AM..  | 
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			Location: Toronto 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 78%, but to I'd have done better if I hadn't dropped a couple of states halfway along their journeys my accident.  Maybe Florida would do better on the plains anyways  
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Boy am I horny today 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!! 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 84% in 300 seconds, average 14 miles off.  I was so close on the ones I missed, it should have given them to me.  There was only 1 I got stumped on.  I was way off on NH.  I knew relatively where it should have been, but when I let go, I was a few miles off, so that skewed my average.  Damit! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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		 98%, 2 miles error, 503 sec.  49 out of 50 perfect.   Arkansas first got me. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Location: With All Your Base 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 88%,  55mile error, 353 seconds.  I dropped Oklahoma near Oregon when my finger slipped off the laptop mouse button.  Grr... Other than that, fun! 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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   OK - I got 86% 28 miles ave 274 seconds. But hell, I got Delaware right off the bat, and Rhode Island and New Hampshire were in the first five. WTF? It couldn't start with Florida or Texas? 
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		 excuse my 'aussie-ness' cos ive never studied american geography before 
		
		
		
		
		
			70%- 260 ave miles - 733secs 
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			Location: Duisburg, Germany 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 72%,  avg error of 248 miles 
		
		
		
		
		
			But I live on a different continent ![]() 
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		 84% 135 Miles 565 Seconds. 
		
		
		
		
		
			I'm also on another continent. It really depends on how lucky you are to get them in an order in which it is possible to piece the mid-western states together from where they border each other. The states bordering canada or mexico and those next to the sea are easy find by matching up the borders. 
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		 First try I got stuck with Arkansas first which is hard without any adjoining border or coast to assist with the placement.  Still I got 95% in 290 seconds with an average error of 5 miles.  On the second try I got 98% in 234 seconds with an average error of 4 miles.  I wonder how well you could do if you could pick the states and start with the coasts and save the big square ones in the middle for last. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing. Robert A Heinlein in "They Do It With Mirrors" Last edited by greytone; 09-04-2006 at 05:59 AM..  | 
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