Dude hides in Porta-John

[Tully Mars]

Just when you think you've heard it all-

BOULDER, Colo. -- Police in Colorado have arrested a 30-year-old man accused of hiding in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival last week.

Kim Kobel of Boulder police says Luke Ivan Chrisco was arrested during an unrelated panhandling investigation Thursday. Police say an officer noticed his resemblance to the toilet suspect, and Chrisco was taken into custody after he was interviewed by a Boulder detective.

Police believe he was the man discovered in the toilet at the festival in Boulder by a woman who lifted the lid. A man who checked said he saw someone covered in a tarp inside.

A festival security officer says he chased a man who eventually emerged, but the suspect slipped away. The man was covered in human waste.

Chrisco faces misdemeanor charges of unlawful sexual contact and criminal invasion of privacy.

The man slipped away "covered in human waste." Yeah I think I would have not been able to catch him either. Seriously how fucked up do you have to be to hide in public outhouses to sneak a peek at chicks taking a dump?

Is there any amount of money that you make you do this? Million bucks? 10? I think a 100 million might make me give it consideration. So unless some lady out there is crapping several tons of 100 dollar bills I don't see myself ever climbing inside an out house.

[chinese crested]

I would have to say there isnt enough money in the world - and then I thought 'but' - and thought there must be reasons one would go wading through shit - and I remembered Boris - hope you dont mind me introducing you to him on this thread - no offence meant - but what would you wade through shit for?
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